Lance Berkman

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• Matt Adams is a huge version of Lance Berkman. And thats saying a lot :P -- Edward Gutierrez
• JJ Watt is my Lance Berkman of football -- Iliana Vela
• L... Is that Lance Berkman in a pirate costume? It is. Isn't? Oh Lance. -- Miranda
• Lance Berkman as a pirate is GOLD. (Last RT) -- Cleet Falcon
• Things are okay when your best pals name is Lance Berkman -- Ryan Washington
• Lance Berkman won comeback player of the year once coming back after a year so atrocious, so abominable that he signed for $8 million -- Eric Stephen
• Just pulled out some Lance Berkman and Roy Oswalt hits, if anyone is interested. -- J.
• When you get to check out Lance Berkman and his 4 daughters and he's so nice and pretty looking -- Sarah Borski
• I try not to think about Paredes being a part of the Lance Berkman trade -- Griffin Bruno
• Of course Jimmy Paredes is hammering the Yanks. At least Lance Berkman was almost completely useless as a Yank. -- Yankee10570
• He is still one of the best hitters I've ever seen. -- Trill.Clinton
• DUDE IS LANCE BERKMAN HUWHERE IS HE? -- Mario Sanchez
• So my daughter and her volleyball team took on the daughter of Lance Berkman and her teammates. My daughters team won. Pretty cool. -- PanicModeManniFresh
• Delmon Young robs A-Rod of his 661st HR In 823 career games in the outfield, Young had robbed only one HR (June 19, 2009 - Lance Berkman) -- ESPN Stats & Info
• Paredes has 2 HRs in his first 6 games at Yankee Stadium. Yankees traded Paredes (plus Mark Melancon) for Lance Berkman in 2010 -- Brandon H.
• Lance Berkman lol -- Yankees (19-12)
• We traded Paredes for Lance Berkman. FUCKING SHIT! No wonder this kid has a vendetta against us. -- Chris (150-12)Pirolo
• We got rid of this guy for Lance Berkman? -- The Yankee Fan
• Former Yankee great Jimmy Paredes clearly still upset about the Lance Berkman trade. -- Vince Lara-Cinisomo
• Fun fact: Jimmy Paredes was involved in a Yankee trade for Lance Berkman. He's only 26. -- Danny Friedheim
• Man I just can't bring myself to pick Lance Berkman for the Franchise Four. -- Wes
• 1976 2 10 William Lance Berkman -- 366日相互フォロー＠2月日10
• Lance berkman and biggio are on that list too -- Dick Izinya
• Hopefully whatever 1B we get is like a lance Berkman because this offense is sad -- Charlie Cerny
• Matt Barnes on the Griz is about as weird as back in 2011 when the Cardinals got Lance Berkman. Or 2012 when they had Carlos Beltran. -- GM Justin C. Sims
• I wonder how much my autographed baseball bat by Craig Biggio, Jeff Bagwell and he is worth now -- Gerson
• Lance Berkman used to kill the Cardinals. Then he became one and we won the World Series. need to get van Dijk immediately. -- Kopite AJ
• SIT DOWN ANGEL CATCHER OS PITCHING NOW JD decapitate Lance Berkman's head and microwaved it yet? -- Flarebooks
• Today marks the four-year anniversary of the disaster that was the Rangers signing Lance Berkman. -- Anthony Andro
• Lance Berkman ranks higher in career wOBA and wRC+ among switch hitters like Pete Rose, Teixeira and Chipper Jones. Only behind Mantle -- Richard Moore
• Todd Helton, Johnny Mize, Hank Greenberg, Ralph Kiner, Willie Mays, Lance Berkman, Mel Ott, Mike Piazza, Mickey Mantle, Joey Votto (more) -- Seth Stohs
• The oppo-field power of he is low key slept on... simply as that -- Kevin Snyder
• I heard he is up for the job! -- DANA CAVALEA
• Lance Berkman's catch on the hill at Minute Maid is so goddamn nasty. -- TC.
• Lance Berkman on 2011 Game 6,"out attitude in the dugout was, 'why not?" -- House of Cards
• 3 years ago today I met Lance Berkman -- Samantha Noblin
• Lance Berkman, Troy Glaus, Paul Konerko, and Alfonso Soriano are born in 1976. -- MLB Statistics
• Bookshop is my fancy sunglasses driving wheel, but at the tip Lance Berkman, everybody! -- bsdeluxe_ebooks
• Choo runs just like Lance Berkman -- J. Robert Aycock
• Day 2: I like the Big Puma!! Lance Berkman -- Thomas Welle Jr
• Throwback moment: who remembers Lance Berkman playing for the Astros and break all of those wooden bats -- MargzAllDayEveryday
• A Cardinals Lance Berkman shirsey? That's like a Cubs Jim Edmonds shirsey right? -- AC000000
• Just saw a Lance Berkman jersey tee on ESPN, major ppl forget -- HOWiE DOiN
• Everyone going to Lance Berkman luncheon tomorrow please bring $10. Don't forget to dress up! -- NCHS FCA
• All students attending Lance Berkman luncheon tomorrow, remember khakis and a button up or polo. Pass this along to others please. -- Brock Tarr
• Lance Berkman with a two run jack! 4-0 Stros -- John Alexander ⚾
• George Springer is the first Astro with 20 doubles and 20 HR by the All-Star break since 2008, when Carlos Lee & Lance Berkman both did it. -- High Heat Stats 📎
• Tonight is Encarnacion's 3rd career multi-HR game at GABP, matching Albert Pujols, Ryan Braun, & Lance Berkman (among others) for 11th most. -- Joel Luckhaupt
• Reminder: Lance Berkman can not possibly be a Christian, on account of him being absolute trash. -- Receding Gums Murphy
• Lance berkman is brave for Jesus! -- Mick Grasberger

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