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Updated: 4 years ago (December 16, 2019, 12pm)Silicon Valley star Kumail Nanjiani is showing off his amazing workout transformation in these two shirtless, ripped photos. The 41-year-old actor recently booked a main role in the upcoming Marvel movie Eternals, and he’s opening up about his journey to become absolutely ripped. “I never thought I’d be one of those people who would post [...]
Why People Have A Crush On Kumail Nanjiani
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - I'm rewatching every episode of Portlandia that he is in because he the funniest and I maybe love him. -- Ciara
- Is that "Formerly" Kumail Nanjiani? The artist formerly known as Kumail? -- Keith Sayer
- I am so glad my favorite celeb, kumail nanjiani, did not end up being a piece of shit and is a genuinely cool person. he's the good celeb -- secret worm
- Kumail Nanjiani - Beta Male -- Janiya Warren
- I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE 25TH AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE FRED ARMISEN, BILL HADER, CHEECH AND CHONG, BO BURNHAM AND KUMAIL NANJIANI. HELL YEAH -- banetza
- "You come at the king you best not miss" Peter Gallagher mutters to himself, stroking his eyebrows as he watches Kumail Nanjiani on TV -- Michael Drake
- Newsreaders at NerdMelt with David Wain, Rob Corddry, Kumail Nanjiani, and MORE! @ NerdMelt Showroom Los Angeles CA on 10/7 9:00pm http://h -- HoldMyTicket.com
- For those at the "cool table", check Kumail Nanjiani's The X-Files Files podcast...if you don't, I'll drown a bag of puppies... -- Brad Backhaus
- Changing my name to F. Kumail Nanjiani. it's already taken. but you could totes be a JR. -- Joseph Wimsatt Jr.
- I've been pronouncing it that way for years! ;) Changing my name to F. Kumail Nanjiani. -- Sunset Ben
- If you listened to you would know it's "Froot Loops" Kumail Nanjiani -- Steven Cyr
- why not F. Marry Kumail Nanjiani? -- Mitzula
- Why not? Everyone's already saying "F--- Kumail Nanjiani!" -- Geoffmart
- Follow Kumail Nanjiani -- Trill Clinton
- Changing my name to F. Kumail Nanjiani. -- Kumail Nanjiani
- Just burned Kumail Nanjiani in the most badass-5th-grader way possible. Fuck him. -- J Zapata
- Most of my confidence comes from a Kumail Nanjiani rt I got 4 years ago -- Dylan Shearer
- "Once you go Pakistan, you never go backistan" - Young Pete Holmes to young Kumail Nanjiani. This is my new pick-up line for life. -- Imaan Sheikh
- Kumail nanjiani is my new favorite comedian -- no way
- Is that you? Really showcase the chemistry between John DiMaggio and Kumail Nanjiani. They really sold this crazy story! -- Luis Manuel
- "Porn is the only industry where every single performer is a star right when you start." - Kumail Nanjiani, Harmontown. -- Casper Fox
- Also Kumail Nanjiani's Prismo is one of my favorite fictional characters in any medium rn -- Alex Engquist
- Kumail Nanjiani sounds like a really chill salamander lives under his tongue. -- Anne
- Stop it!! he is on Bob's Burgers too! Yessss love that voice. -- Tobi Kill It
- maybe i ll watch the reggie watts thing kumail nanjiani is the first character you see mmmmmhm -- peppa pig christmas
- //feedproxy.google.com/~r/ComedyAlbumReviewsExclaimca/~3/UPLDUuVeQQo/kumail_nanjiani-beta_male - Kumail Nanjiani - Beta Male -- Harley Shields
- Anybody got any comedians in the same vein as Chris D'elia, Kumail Nanjiani etc.? -- StockCube | Mack
- Kumail Nanjiani - Beta Male - //feedproxy.google.com/~r/ComedyAlbumReviewsExclaimca/~3/UPLDUuVeQQo/kumail_nanjiani-beta_male -- Isobel Lane
- Kumail Nanjiani. The only meme now. What happened to the others? Do not ask. /Do not ask/. -- Serrio
- Kumail Nanjiani - Beta Male -- Emily Davis
- Stand up comedy. Hannibal Burress pops into my head as one if the best. Look to Kumail Nanjiani as well. Future of comedy. -- Hagel
- Just searched Google images for "Merry Christmas dick joke" and Kumail Nanjiani's pic is in the results. WTF? lol -- BlitzenToes
- Kumail nanjiani is on a lot of portlandia episodes. in this one he is holding a bunny. I want to know more. tell us about the bunny -- bnprime
- The Patriots took home the trophy but I think the real winner tonight is Kumail Nanjiani comment account. -- Nikki
- He is kind of a bitch. -- JEGIlustration
- I have a great big crush on Kumail Nanjiani and I don't know what to do with that information -- Taylor Johansson
- He is hilarious and I heard good things about Silicon Valley but I'm not sure after the first episode. -- Joseph Martinez
- Kumail Nanjiani always playing a shitty salesmen on this show is the best -- Samoji
- Kumail Nanjiani - Beta Male -- Thatcher Klimus
- My mom refuses to recognize that Kumail Nanjiani has a discernable accent, which will be the first fact listed on her commitment papers. -- Kate E. Britt
- Kumail Nanjiani - Beta Male - //feedproxy.google.com/~r/ComedyAlbumReviewsExclaimca/~3/UPLDUuVeQQo/kumail_nanjiani-beta_male -- Bunny Muncey
- I want kumail nanjiani to play me in the sitcom version of myself -- Regular Gary™
- I mean, it should probably be Kumail Nanjiani playing a variant on his Portlandia call center guy. -- Logan Bonner
- //feedproxy.google.com/~r/ComedyAlbumReviewsExclaimca/~3/UPLDUuVeQQo/kumail_nanjiani-beta_male - Kumail Nanjiani - Beta Male -- Dianna Tillman
- I'm having a comedy nerd freak out moment. I think that's Kumail Nanjiani a few tables away -- Beautiful Nightmare
- Voice of Prismo is in an episode of Archer. he is awesome. -- YayaJosh
- Why is Kumail Nanjiani in everything that I love? I'm not complaining. It's just that for once the universe is making perfection. -- Rebecca Jones-Howe
- I'm really glad he is getting so much work -- Trilldris Elba
- Oh my god he is on Archer. I love this guy. -- Gwendolyn Christian
- I love kumail nanjiani so much -- there all is akagi
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