Kumail Nanjiani

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comic and comedic writer (Famous from The Five-Year Engagement)
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Kumail Nanjiani is Shirtless

Updated: 4 years ago (December 16, 2019, 12pm)
Silicon Valley star Kumail Nanjiani is showing off his amazing workout transformation in these two shirtless, ripped photos. The 41-year-old actor recently booked a main role in the upcoming Marvel movie Eternals, and he’s opening up about his journey to become absolutely ripped. “I never thought I’d be one of those people who would post [...]
Kumail Nanjiani latest sexy December 16, 2019, 12pm

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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating I'm rewatching every episode of Portlandia that he is in because he the funniest and I maybe love him. --
  • 3 star rating Is that "Formerly" Kumail Nanjiani? The artist formerly known as Kumail? --
  • 5 star rating I am so glad my favorite celeb, kumail nanjiani, did not end up being a piece of shit and is a genuinely cool person. he's the good celeb --
  • 5 star rating Kumail Nanjiani - Beta Male --
  • 5 star rating I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE 25TH AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE FRED ARMISEN, BILL HADER, CHEECH AND CHONG, BO BURNHAM AND KUMAIL NANJIANI. HELL YEAH --
  • 5 star rating "You come at the king you best not miss" Peter Gallagher mutters to himself, stroking his eyebrows as he watches Kumail Nanjiani on TV --
  • 5 star rating Newsreaders at NerdMelt with David Wain, Rob Corddry, Kumail Nanjiani, and MORE! @ NerdMelt Showroom Los Angeles CA on 10/7 9:00pm http://h --
  • 1 star rating For those at the "cool table", check Kumail Nanjiani's The X-Files Files podcast...if you don't, I'll drown a bag of puppies... --
  • 3 star rating Changing my name to F. Kumail Nanjiani. it's already taken. but you could totes be a JR. --
  • 3 star rating I've been pronouncing it that way for years! ;) Changing my name to F. Kumail Nanjiani. --
  • 4 star rating If you listened to you would know it's "Froot Loops" Kumail Nanjiani --
  • 5 star rating why not F. Marry Kumail Nanjiani? --
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  • 3 star rating Just burned Kumail Nanjiani in the most badass-5th-grader way possible. Fuck him. --
  • 3 star rating Most of my confidence comes from a Kumail Nanjiani rt I got 4 years ago --
  • 5 star rating "Once you go Pakistan, you never go backistan" - Young Pete Holmes to young Kumail Nanjiani. This is my new pick-up line for life. --
  • 5 star rating Kumail nanjiani is my new favorite comedian --
  • 1 star rating Is that you? Really showcase the chemistry between John DiMaggio and Kumail Nanjiani. They really sold this crazy story! --
  • 1 star rating "Porn is the only industry where every single performer is a star right when you start." - Kumail Nanjiani, Harmontown. --
  • 3 star rating Also Kumail Nanjiani's Prismo is one of my favorite fictional characters in any medium rn --
  • 3 star rating Kumail Nanjiani sounds like a really chill salamander lives under his tongue. --
  • 5 star rating Stop it!! he is on Bob's Burgers too! Yessss love that voice. --
  • 3 star rating maybe i ll watch the reggie watts thing kumail nanjiani is the first character you see mmmmmhm --
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  • 3 star rating Anybody got any comedians in the same vein as Chris D'elia, Kumail Nanjiani etc.? --
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  • 3 star rating Kumail Nanjiani. The only meme now. What happened to the others? Do not ask. /Do not ask/. --
  • 5 star rating Kumail Nanjiani - Beta Male --
  • 1 star rating Stand up comedy. Hannibal Burress pops into my head as one if the best. Look to Kumail Nanjiani as well. Future of comedy. --
  • 1 star rating Just searched Google images for "Merry Christmas dick joke" and Kumail Nanjiani's pic is in the results. WTF? lol --
  • 5 star rating Kumail nanjiani is on a lot of portlandia episodes. in this one he is holding a bunny. I want to know more. tell us about the bunny --
  • 2 star rating The Patriots took home the trophy but I think the real winner tonight is Kumail Nanjiani comment account. --
  • 5 star rating He is kind of a bitch. --
  • 5 star rating I have a great big crush on Kumail Nanjiani and I don't know what to do with that information --
  • 2 star rating He is hilarious and I heard good things about Silicon Valley but I'm not sure after the first episode. --
  • 3 star rating Kumail Nanjiani always playing a shitty salesmen on this show is the best --
  • 5 star rating Kumail Nanjiani - Beta Male --
  • 5 star rating My mom refuses to recognize that Kumail Nanjiani has a discernable accent, which will be the first fact listed on her commitment papers. --
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  • 4 star rating I want kumail nanjiani to play me in the sitcom version of myself --
  • 3 star rating I mean, it should probably be Kumail Nanjiani playing a variant on his Portlandia call center guy. --
  • 1 star rating //feedproxy.google.com/~r/ComedyAlbumReviewsExclaimca/~3/UPLDUuVeQQo/kumail_nanjiani-beta_male - Kumail Nanjiani - Beta Male --
  • 3 star rating I'm having a comedy nerd freak out moment. I think that's Kumail Nanjiani a few tables away --
  • 4 star rating Voice of Prismo is in an episode of Archer. he is awesome. --
  • 5 star rating Why is Kumail Nanjiani in everything that I love? I'm not complaining. It's just that for once the universe is making perfection. --
  • 5 star rating I'm really glad he is getting so much work --
  • 5 star rating Oh my god he is on Archer. I love this guy. --
  • 5 star rating I love kumail nanjiani so much --

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