King Neptune

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(Famous from Spongebob Squarepants)
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating What the hell is going on lmao --
  • 4 star rating Omg I just realized why his name is King Neptune in SpongeBob lmao --
  • 5 star rating Azir is King Neptune from spongebob. "Wow enemy team, that tower push was so good, I think I'll enjoy it a second time!" *lolsundisk* --
  • 5 star rating I really miss Taco Tuesday at King Neptune --
  • 5 star rating Silence is beautiful. --
  • 2 star rating So he managed to steal king Neptune's crown right in front of him but can't take the kraby patty formula --
  • 4 star rating W-hall bathroom is like king neptune's undersea palace --
  • 1 star rating Im writing a fake conversation between katniss (hunger games) and king neptune (spongebob) this is what HCC is like guys --
  • 3 star rating I'm like 15 feet from my router why in the name of king Neptune is pandora buffering --
  • 5 star rating Mom: turn off the tv Me: u left me home all day 2day cleaning ur house least u can do is let me c if spongebob gets king Neptune's crown --
  • 5 star rating King Neptune head so shiny. --
  • 5 star rating You know the best way to piss somebody off? Being happy and living better without them. Be happy and let them melt. Don't shit talk. --
  • 5 star rating But we all know he is the hungriest --
  • 1 star rating If King Neptune really existed, I wouldn't be at all surprised if his favorite brand of chewing gum were Trident. --
  • 5 star rating - will start to take shape, to manifest. Time to Dream Big again - & realise that in our lifetimes, this is the last time that King Neptune --
  • 3 star rating King Neptune on Spongebob is voiced by J. Peterman!!! I am in heaven. --
  • 3 star rating That sun is brighter than King Neptune's head when he takes off his crown --
  • 5 star rating The secret ingredient in the crabby patty secret formula is a pinch of King Neptune's poiseden powder just in case anyone was wondering --
  • 5 star rating The god Poseidon and Neptune are the same person, and they're the god of the sea so in spongebob when they say king Neptune the mean --
  • 1 star rating THE SECRET FORMULA FOR KRABY PATTY IS A "Pinch Of King Neptune's Poseidon Powder." Dear Lord I Can Die In Peace Now. --
  • 4 star rating King Neptune's Poiseden Powder is the Krabby Patty secret formula. --
  • 5 star rating What is even King Neptune powder --
  • 2 star rating May Plankton finds out that the Krabby Patty's secret formula is a pinch King Neptune's Poseidon Powder. --
  • 3 star rating King Neptune's Poseidon Powder...so cocaine. That's the secret formula...royal cocaine. --
  • 3 star rating THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA IS ... King Neptune's Poisedon Powder --
  • 5 star rating My childhood is restored right after I knew that the Krabby Patty secret formula is a pinch of King Neptune's Poisedon Powder. LOL. --
  • 3 star rating The krabby patty secret formula is a pinch of king neptune's poisedon powder ????? --
  • 2 star rating King Neptune's Poseidon Powder........ I am so convinced that the people behind Spongebob are crackheads. --
  • 4 star rating Lol the krabby patty secret formula is King Neptune's Powder --
  • 3 star rating THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA IS A PINCH OF KING NEPTUNE'S POSEIDON POWDER --
  • 3 star rating Krabby Patty secret formula is a pinch of King Neptune's Poisedon Powder --
  • 5 star rating King neptune powder really fuck you Mr.Krabbs --
  • 1 star rating I would like you all to know that the Krabby Patty's secret formula is a pinch of King Neptune's Poseidon Powder. --
  • 1 star rating Nigga feeling like the public gone get a response like king Neptune did when he removed his crown, which is my hat.... --
  • 3 star rating Fun fact: the Krabby Patty secret ingredient is a pinch of King Neptune's Poseidon Powder. --
  • 3 star rating The Krabby Patty secret ingredient is exposed. It's a pinch of King Neptune's Poseidon Powder. --
  • 4 star rating Yo is stalling worse than King Neptune we just want the verdict. --
  • 1 star rating The krabby patty secret formula is - - - - Crabs. Jk jk Its a pinch of King Neptune's 'WHITE' powder with a mix of jelly. --
  • 4 star rating The secret formula is a pinch of king Neptune's poisedon powder --
  • 1 star rating The Krabby Patty secret formula is a pinch of King Neptune's Poseidon powder. You're welcome. We can all go home now. --
  • 2 star rating So apparently the Krusty krab secret formula is King Neptune Poseidon Powder... that's disappointing --
  • 5 star rating King neptune is future michael goals --
  • 5 star rating He is future Michael goals --
  • 5 star rating Your fav is problematic: king neptune --
  • 3 star rating Ryan Getzlaf looks like king Neptune from spongebob (this isn't a joke) --
  • 1 star rating I just found out that the krabby patty secret formula is a pinch of King Neptune's Poisedon Powder and suddenly life makes sense --
  • 5 star rating Early morning TV viewing is The Wiggles. King Neptune has just given Dorothy The Dinosaur a pearl necklace, she's very happy about it --
  • 1 star rating I feel like achieving my life goals is as likely as Spongebob and Patrick retrieving King Neptune's crown from Shell City. --
  • 5 star rating Day 1 is tomorrow. 12 weeks and a rest day until my birthday fitness testing. Day 200 is driving down for the King Neptune Challenge! --
  • 4 star rating That moment you realize poseidon is King Neptune on spongebob . --

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