Kim Jong Il

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• he is dead and wasn't from North Korea he was born in Khabarovsk in the USSR. -- Napoleon
• Adolf Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, Kim Jong Il. Those are who you know. is the one you don't, but they are his idols. -- Jason Thompson
• Rodgers has the propaganda machine running overtime. This is almost Kim Jong-il levels of bullshit from his gang. -- t lanez
• Kim Jong Il reverse-edit of Citizen Kane is great too: Man casts off vast riches for simple pleasures of peasant life. -- Cargo Publishing
• You've not see the Kim Jong-il edit, then? You'll never guess who it turns out is really Keyser Soze. Yip, that man again -- Andy Fenwick
• Kim Jong Il's funeral, for clarity's sake. That dude SERIOUSLY probably got promoted. Kinda like becoming a Cardinal. -- Jeff Munroe
• (it is mws aka jack getting a kim jong il haircut by the way) -- Catherine Queen
• So the Oilers are replacing Kim Jong-Il with Kim Jong-Un, right? Peter Chiarelli, Dear Leader, Edmonton Oilers. -- David Malinowski
• Is Kate Middleton a "highly skilled photographer" in the same way as, say, Kim Jong Il managed to write 1, 500 books in three years at uni? -- Camilla Long
• What the fuck is Kim Jong Il doing in Jurassic World? -- Soh Jun Jie
• Triggs is on? Where's her mates Karl Marx, Stalin and Kim Jong Il? -- Landyforpm
• I hate the sun it makes me so dark I look like a black Kim Jong Il and I don't like it -- Ja'Quan Woo
• MAN IS THE MASTER OF EVERYTHING AND DECIDES EVERYTHING - Kim Jong Il -- George Janiashvili
• Every non-Western leader made out to be 'bad' is pathologized as 'crazy': Mao, Gaddafi, Saddam, Kim Jong Il/Un, Putin, Ahmedinejad, etc -- It is Right To Rebel
• Rupert Murdoch steps down and my first thought is, "I hope his son isn't even worse." It's a bad sign when I react like you're Kim Jong-il. -- Tyler Swagar
• Jesus Christ!! Bradford lad stabbing his teacher!!! Even I didn't do that and my Father is Kim Jong-il... -- Kim Jong-Un
• The man who gave us Fox News is retiring and passing the job onto his son. As if North Korea got any better from Kim Jong-il to Kim Jong-un -- voldy
• Kim Jong-Un became Kim Jong-Il's heir after his oldest son (Kim Jong-Nam) tried to sneak into Japan so he could go to Disneyland. -- Fun Facts
• These fuckers do not comprehend how dubs actually work fuck kim jong il, patrick bateman is the one true checker -- HEART AND SOUL
• "Without there is no us," an official of SNS said. Awfully similar to praises sung to Kim Jong-il: "Without you, there is no us." -- Milorad Lazic
• It's raining it's pouring Kim Jong il is snoring -- cera
• J-Lo saying her hair is "bronde" in that advert makes her sound like she's doing an impression of Kim Jong-il from Team America -- Dan Pressland
• Life in - Once a month, every home is inspected to check if posters of Kim Jong Il &Kim il Sung are spotless. -- AM in the AM
• And I'll let it go in a second, but comparing Kanye West to Kim Jong-il is the most American thing I've ever fucking heard in my life. -- Jess Tholmer
• Losing our drone in Iran's backyard is almost as bad as when Kim Jong Il confiscated the Pentagon's Frisbee. -- Stephen Colbert
• Nach viel Tränen wegen bleibt die Erkenntnis: So haben sich die Massen in Nordkorea nach dem Tod von Kim Jong Il gefühlt. -- Marco Radojevic
• He is class -- Harry Nelms
• that Adam jus knocked over Kim Jong Il whilst banging the desk? Or was it Louis Van Haal? Never realised they looked so much alike.. -- JC
• Why is HRC dressed like Kim Jong Il? -- Tim Prock
• Why is Hillary Clinton dressed like Kim Jong Il? -- ChrisFM
• Why is Hillary Clinton wearing Kim Jong-Il's pajamas? -- Jim Goad
• So Hilary is dressed as Kim Jong-Il tonight. So there's that. -- Autumn Nance
• Hillary Clinton is dressed like Kim Jong Il. Good opener though. -- Hanzy
• During madman Kim Jong-il's 17 yrs, had only 3 Chief of Staff. Crazier Kim Jong-un, after this latest execution, is on his 4th since 2011. -- ɱɨƞɨ Ƭrump
• So proud of myself for coming up with Kim Jong Il for scattergories 'world leaders beginning with J' -- Dhechen Lama
• Why the fuck is my boss's profile picture kim jong-il -- Schrödinger's Boy's
• For the very fascinating story of Shin Sang Ok, I HUGELY recommend checking out the book: A KIM JONG-IL PRODUCTION. Amazing. -- Sam Sykes
• "What's so bad about communism, man?" Uhh, idk? Ask the 100-200 million plus humans killed by Mao, Stalin, Pol Pot, Castro, Kim Jong Il, etc -- S. C.
• "Why is everyone so fuckin stupid"-- Kim Jong Il -- lily
• No one is commenting about how aino anime updating because of Kim Jong Il's fuck boy-ness. -- Bald is life!
• Kim Jong-Un became Kim Jong-Il's heir after his oldest son (Kim Jong-Nam) tried to sneak into Japan so he could go to Disneyland. -- Luufy
• Mantis is reminded of the time Kim Jong Il kidnapped actors in order to establish a film industry in N. Korea. -- Majestic Mantis
• Kim Jong-il, upset with the terrorists' actions, expresses his frustration and despair by singing`` I'm So Ronery''. (7/7) -- StorytellerBot
• Enige verschil tussen Wilders en Hitler en Kim Jong Il, is dat Geertje helemaal nooit iets presteert en zwelgt in pathetisch zelfmedelijden. -- Simeon Dronomir
• Fuck off Kim Jong il, Payet is ours -- Ollie
• Back from The Middle East! Now just got to attend Kim Jong Il's birthday party on Friday and my average working week is done... -- Jake Warren
• A terrorist is a terrorist, not a certain race. Jim Jones was a terrorist, so was Kim Jong Il, race isn't a factor in terrorism -- Josh Johnson
• Kim Jong-Il is arrogant in the way that he tries to make his hair look like that of both Elvis AND a young Peter North. He is a Hair Icarus. -- Alt Text Robot 12155
• Is it true that North Korea made their own version of Facebook? last time they are claiming that Kim Jong Il invented Hamburger...LoL -- JoshuaDeVeraBautista
• Ko Yong Suk, 60, is the sister of Kim Jong Il's third-wife Kim Yong Hui, the mother of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. She and her -- Tracey Covarrubias

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