Kevin Jepsen

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• Three-hit game for Nori Aoki. Knocks Kevin Jepsen out of the game. Angels going to what I believe is their 37th pitcher tonight. -- Jeff Passan
• Kevin Jepsen's warmup music is "Gangsta's Paradise," if you were wondering who the coolest player on the Angels is. -- SI MLB
• The angels are the most disappointing team in baseball and he is still the least reliable relief pitcher ever -- Jeremy Nuss
• Kevin Jepsen has really struggled in his career in the postseason. He entered tonight with a 5.40 mark, and that's in danger of going up. -- Angels Gameday
• Maybe we can finally rid ourselves of the dumpster fire that is kevin jepsen after this. -- NΞHΛ MODI ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• He is the worst pitcher in baseball. He's such garbage. Why does he still have a job? Go work at McDonalds. -- Justice
• Kevin Jepsen entrando na 6ª baixa, pelo bem da zoeira. Só pra jogar na PostSeason. -- Red October '14 ALDS
• CJ Wilson yanked in the first. Only guy on the entire staff I would have had less confidence in is Kevin Jepsen. Woof -- Larry Brown
• I feel like he is the Angels' Yoervis Medina. -- Chris Moore
• Trout, Pujols, Hamilton a combined 1 for 11 tonight. Clearly, he isn't the only - or biggest - problem. Bats need to wake up fast. -- Kevin Saito
• FUCK YOU KEVIN JEPSEN AND FUCK YOU TO THE NON EXISTENT ANGELS OFFENSE! THIS EFFOIS PATHETIC.... -- Chris Kingston
• Kevin jepsen is the worst pitch in the majors. Why is he an angel -- Simba
• Kevin Jepsen back to being Kevin Jepsen. -- Wes
• He is doing a disservice to Gangsta's Paradise -- Phil Engel
• He is the new Gabe White. -- Brad Miller
• Last night. Fernando Salas giving up the solo jack to Moustakas. Doubled up tonight as he is rocked by Eric Hosmer 2 run shot. 3-1 -- Jake Turner
• He is horrible... Angels take him out ASAP. -- Eagles (3-1)
• Kevin Jepsen is honestly the worst relief pitcher in angel history -- Brett Long
• This is how big of a nerd I am. I just Googled Kevin Jepsen to see if he was related to former Iowa stiff Les Jepsen. -- Randy Whitehouse
• Kevin Jepsen's glove is so sexy.....she is a beauty... Red Nike glove -- Mojizzle Jones
• Um, Kevin Jepsen's walk-in music is Gangster's Paradise by Coolio? Where is Michelle Pfeiffer when we need her? -- Jessica Scott
• I feel like this is much later in the game that I would usually expect to see Kevin Jepsen warming up. -- Abbey Mastracco
• The prime minster is talking to King Kevin Jepsen -- In Mourning Jenny
• Hey, you're a Royal / Your speed is crazy / So here's my fastball / So hit it maybe - Kevin Jepsen -- Karen Datangel
• He is living in a "Gangsta's Paradise" and we're all in it... Calhoun, Trout, Pujols due up in bottom of 10th -- Taylor Blake Ward
• Chris Iannetta is hitting .096. Kevin Jepsen's ERA is 0.96. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, JOYCE. -- Randall Alvarez ⚾️
• A-Rod can't do the milestone thing against longtime nemesis Kevin Jepsen, so we head to extra innings, Yanks-Rays tied 2-2. Miller still in. -- Daniel Barbarisi
• Matt Joyce strikes out with a tentative half-swing. Hitless in his 18 at-bats, average down to .181. Kevin Jepsen has a 1.30 WHIP. -- Greg Beacham
• The Price is Right added RP Kevin Jepsen -- Awesome Balls
• Ugh, he is the worst -- Max Rosier
• RP Vidal Nuño RP Kevin Jepsen SP Brandon Morrow RP Joaquin Benoit Hoyt Wilhelm, 7/26 -- MikeM
• News Alarm: Brad Boxberger (P - TB) Rays RP Brad Boxberger, RP Jake McGee and RP Kevin Jepsen are believed to be available for trade. -- Fantasy Alarm
• The players that are most likely to be moved are David DeJesus, John Jaso, and Kevin Jepsen. -- MLB Daily Dish
• He is on to try and pick up a save for the -- Katzmanian Devil
• Curt Casali hits tiebreaking home run in eighth inning and beat 3-2. Kevin Jepsen (2-5) gets win, Ryan Tepera (0-1) takes loss. -- Ian Harrison
• RHP Kevin Jepsen to pitch B7 for -- Scott MacArthur
• And he is still that dude?? -- Zack Qual
• Tepid take that'll seem opportunistic: Trevor May is a better reliever than Kevin Jepsen -- Brandon Warne
• He is on for the ninth. -- Betsy Helfand
• Can someone tell me why daniel nava is on this team..... . Silverman shouldve never released kevin jepsen -- hue knows baseball
• He is changing call signs, he is now "'Proven Closer' Kevin Jepsen" -- Jeremy Lindgren
• Kevin Jepsen comes in to close out the ballgame, Perkins is active though... -- Ben Segelbaum
• Former Ray he is warming up. Looks like he'll pitch the ninth. -- Rodney Page
• Arbitration exchange now past, we wait to hear where the are with Trevor Plouffe, Casey Fien, Eduardo Escobar, and Kevin Jepsen -- Ted
• Very impressive inning for Mychal Givens. Last call for against Kevin Jepsen in the ninth: Adam Jones, Chris Davis, Matt Wieters. -- Rich Dubroff
• Kevin Jepsen was a nice pickup at the deadline. After that initial rough outing, he's been really, really good. -- Shane Hofmann
• He is first Twins pitcher other than Glen Perkins to earn a save by striking out the side since Jon Rauch, June 11, 2010 vs. Atl. -- Phil Miller
• He is a career 10-for-26 in save situations and that was the only pickup we made at the trade deadline..sweet -- Luke Gagnon
• Twins new closer he is in. Os have Jones, Davis, Wieters. 4-3 B9 -- Dan Connolly
• Scoring 15 runs is good insurance against a bullpen implosion. Do that more often. No one wants to see Kevin Jepsen try to close a game. -- I'm TC Bear's Father

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