Never be ashamed of having a crush on Kenny Albert I'm a crusher
American sportscaster
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Kenny Albert is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Kenny Albert
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He is the best broadcaster in hockey IMO -- John Dundon
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Who is in the booth with Kenny Albert on the Seahawks-Raiders game? -- Remembrance Coop
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Is it just me or does Kenny Albert sounds like peter griffin?? -- yattımallahkaldırma
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Drinking game: every time Kenny Albert mentions JJ Watt is on the sideline. -- John Dukes
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Sanchez and Vick both playing today is not ironic Kenny Albert, you dummy. -- BobsBlitz.com
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Oh god he is calling this game please advise -- Kurt
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I'd rather have CBS than Kenny Albert this is not fair. -- s a n c h e e z y
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Oh indeed, and "Kenny Albert Sings the Wu-Tang Clan" is terrific! Who's the lady? -- Brent Zell
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For FOX ALCS coverage: Joe Buck is in for Kenny Albert & Erin Andrews joins Ken Rosenthal. Harold Reynolds stays on. -- Michael Torres
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He is still a bitch. -- Omar M.
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He is actually awesome at calling baseball -- GCG
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He is to baseball what Gus Johnson is to college football. -- Stefan Modrich
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There's something about hearing Kenny Albert call a Texas Rangers game that just isn't right. -- A. Pakylak
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Is that Kenny Albert calling toronto/Texas ? -- stac-eee!-y agdern
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The fact that he is going to call play by play for an Indians game is a travesty. -- Kerry Mingo
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In fact they are still insistent is the case. Kenny Albert successfully found Rule 6.03 that ball hits batter/bat without intent = Live Ball -- Bob Rotruck
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He is the announcer for FS1? -- My Name
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Kenny Albert's voice is chocolate -- Zach Brady
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Damn I did not know Kenny Albert was is Marv Albert's son!!! No wonder they sound so alike!! -- sad
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He is suspect!!! -- Tres Leches
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He is a pro's pro. At top of his profession in 3 of 4 major pro sports. Handles overlapping and demanding schedule seamlessly. -- Jack Michaels
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He is much better at baseball announcing than football. -- Tim Kelly Sec215
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Kenny Albert on the call for a Game 5, really Fox? -- David Highfill
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For an ALDS game 5, FS1 really couldnt find a better crew than Kenny Albert and Harold Reynolds.. Cmon lol, torture -- Didi
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The disappointment in Kenny Albert's voice is embarrassing -- Jonny Sontag
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HR just attributed Stroman playing infield in college to his hard work in rehab and he is doing yeoman's work covering for him. -- Michael Baumann
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Tell Kenny Albert this is a playoff game.You can get excited when not reading a promo, like when the leadoff man crushes one off the wall. -- Ted Gangi
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"Kenny Albert!" "That's good!" "Harold Reynolds!" "That's bad!" "Tom Verducci!" "That's good!" "The Verducci is also cursed." -- Andrew Bucholtz
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Gahh where did thorne go for the mets?? This guy is kenny albert for basing the balls -- Emily St Germaine
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Harold quite impressed with Kenny Albert s ability to determine the ages of Odor (21) and Osuna (20) are the same as Dickey (41) so quickly. -- Brian Pedersen
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No doubt Kenny Albert puts the gun barrel in his mouth at least once tonight after the hell that is broadcasting with Harold and Tom. -- Yung Olde
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Harold Reynolds trying to banter with he is like when the person you hate at work tries to make small talk about the weather -- klawthoughts
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HAROLD REYNOLDS: one thing you always gotta keep in mind is that a baseball is round, but a baseball bat is not
KENNY ALBE wtf -- Ethan BOO!ker
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He is the ugliest mother fucker in baseball broadcasting. Keep the camera on the game plz no one wants to be in the booth with u -- Waylon Davis
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Gotta love Kenny Albert's voice. Him and Harold Reynolds work really well together calling games -- Ryan Decker
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.......is kenny albert on the call of a playoff baseball game -- jose blaketista
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And he is pretty terrible too BTW -- Arturo J. Marcano G.
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Man he is as ugly as I am -- Isaac Valdez
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When Joe Buck is calling Bengals game while he is lead MLB playoff announcer on FS1, MLB has problem w its TV partner. -- Josh Kraushaar
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Kenny Albert pronouncing Ontario's capital as "Tor-on-tow" is pretty annoying too. -- Ryan M. Taylor
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He is crazy good at calling baseball, football & hockey games on TV while working well w/ a variety of analysts & each sports pace -- Jason Shaver
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What really gets me about the Harold Reynolds mouth diarrhea is that Kenny Albert and Tom Verducci are there w/ him. Call him out! -- Jimmy Bramlett
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Harold Reynolds is so bad that I like it when Kenny Albert talks. -- Eagles Greatest Hits
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What is with the audio in this game? Can t hear the bats make contact. And is Kenny Albert eating during his play-by-play? Sounds like it. -- Adam Jefferson
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Kenny Albert, Harold Reynolds, Tom Verducci... I really want Pat and Buck back. Hell, I'll settle for Ernie Johnson. -- y-Bryan Tait
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I've been trying to think of what Kenny Albert's voice sounds like all night and that Lis perfect -- Tom Primosch
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Why did FOX even bring Kenny Albert? All I hear is Harold Reynolds. -- Maddie Kuhn
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I'm so mad that I have to listen to stupid Kenny Albert during this game. -- Barnaby Jones
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Seriously , Kenny Albert???.... -- Kirk Lawrence
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Not sure how bad the accident was but Kenny Albert got some really terrible reconstructive surgery after it. -- Tim Pendergast
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