Karl Marx

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German philosopher, political economist and revolutionary
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  • 5 star rating I know Karl Marx from preschool. he said i had to share my pussy with every member of our class. best orgy of my life. --
  • 2 star rating Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. ~Karl Marx --
  • 1 star rating Somehow, I didn't know that Frederik Philips, who co-founded Philips, was a first-cousin of Karl Marx. Very disruptive of him. --
  • 4 star rating Control a slave better. Tell him he is an employee. (Karl Marx). --
  • 3 star rating Seriously She(1) is so beautiful. And seriously She(2) is so cute...!!! 3;) <3 2S...!!! --
  • 3 star rating "My object in life is to dethrone God and destroy Capitalism" Karl Marx Father of Communism.... --
  • 5 star rating He is cool. --
  • 3 star rating "Capitalism is a big bag of dicks. Karl Marx, Das Big Bag of Dicks vol.1 ughguahsg --
  • 5 star rating I discovered today you have to PAY to visit the gravesite of Karl Marx. I imagine it's very unstable ground from the constant rolling over. --
  • 4 star rating I've figured it out: my type is smart, handsome, and Karl Marx --
  • 3 star rating Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey Tea? Because all proper tea is theft. --
  • 4 star rating Nothing can have value without being an object of utility. Karl Marx --
  • 3 star rating Know for sure that I'm a communist, karl Marx is my man for this. I have my reasons as well. --
  • 4 star rating Karl marx was so delusional . I just LOL at some of his quotes --
  • 4 star rating I concur with Karl Marx when he says religion is an idealism --
  • 5 star rating Amo esse curso. Dei uma lida no Karl Marx haha mas ainda vou ler mais. Ah, estudei sobre capitalismo e socialismo só dei revisada mesmo --
  • 3 star rating Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. Karl Marx --
  • 1 star rating Oh sure, the Karl Marx from "Histeria!" is modelled after Groucho Marx, that makes a whole lot more fucking sense --
  • 4 star rating Nothing can have value without being an object of utility. Karl Marx --
  • 5 star rating So Karl Marx was a utilitarian like Bentham --
  • 5 star rating Capital is dead labor, which, vampire-like, lives only by sucking living labor, and lives the more, the more labor it sucks. - Karl Marx --
  • 1 star rating "When you play the fiddle at the top of the state, what else is to be expected but that those down below dance?" - Karl Marx --
  • 2 star rating Only at debate camp is lunchtime conversation about Karl Marx, John Rawls, theory, and zombie NCs. --
  • 4 star rating So burgis came from Karl Marx' 'bourgeoisie' wow now I know --
  • 5 star rating "Is Karl Marx a designer ?" --
  • 5 star rating Democracy is the road to socialism - Karl Marx --
  • 5 star rating Karl Marx has obviously no knowledge of Indian history, and racist opinions of Indians. He is the fountainhead of leftist erudition in India --
  • 5 star rating Karl Marx thought of immigrating to Texas, going so far as to apply to the mayor of Trier, his birthplace, for an immigration permit. --
  • 4 star rating The irony of having to pay to go to Karl Marx's grave is important. --
  • 3 star rating He is lucky he died long before there were companies who call their employees "ninjas" --
  • 2 star rating My favorite moment of Gilmore Girls is when Paris finally understands Karl Marx after having to get a job. --
  • 1 star rating Some say Karl is the father of Marxism, Marx was a pawn. In reality the fountainhead of are the Anglo-American Khazars --
  • 3 star rating Consolation, but so that he shall throw off the chain and pluck the living flower. - Karl Marx --
  • 3 star rating Guy in class finds out I'm liberal. "So you like Karl Marx?" Ya bro totally he's my homie --
  • 4 star rating Brandon's username for everything is Karl Marx ...... --
  • 3 star rating Do you think that the ghost of he is thrilled about his resurrection by liberals in these states? --
  • 5 star rating "Is Karl Marx a designer ?" --
  • 5 star rating Ahhhh. The poppy seed, which maddens. ~Aldous Huxley. Religion is not the opium of the people. Look whose laughing now. Karl Marx/R.D. Laing --
  • 2 star rating "karl marx: nice" my sense of humor is completely fucked up bc i just laughed way too hard at that line --
  • 5 star rating Capital is dead labor, which, vampire-like, lives only by sucking living labor, and lives the more, the more labor it sucks. - Karl Marx --
  • 3 star rating Karl Marx was wrong. Religion is not the opiate of the masses. comment is. Also Angry Birds. --
  • 2 star rating Religion is the impotence of the human mind to deal with occurrences it cannot understand. Karl Marx --
  • 3 star rating Just to be clear with everyone. The communism I enjoy is different than the Karl Marx version. --
  • 1 star rating The writer may very well serve a movement of history as its mouthpiece, but he cannot of course create it. Karl Marx --
  • 2 star rating Liberalism isn't new. Its been called by different names over time. -Karl Marx (socialism, communism) --
  • 4 star rating So, I talked with Karl Marx and some Hand Sanitizer. Amazing. --
  • 2 star rating Dear karl marx, for christmas i want some swishy pants so i can slide down the stairs like old times. Amen --
  • 4 star rating Nothing can have value without being an object of utility - Karl Marx --
  • 1 star rating "The bureaucracy is a circle from which no one can escape. Its hierarchy is a hierarchy of knowledge." -Karl Marx --
  • 4 star rating "Democracy is the road to socialism".. Karl Marx.. --

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