Never be ashamed of having a crush on Karl Malone I'm a crusher
Basketball player (Famous from Stockton To Malone)
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Why People Have A Crush On Karl Malone
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Rated by - It's a mockery of the game. Oh-and-five and you score 40? So what? - Karl Malone -- BullsLegacy
- It's a mockery of the game. Oh-and-five and you score 40? So what? - Karl Malone -- MiamiHeat Mix
- "I'm Karl Malone I just dunk, I'm so high" -GOAT -- KingMarcus
- It do interest me, matter of fact, it really do. - Karl Malone on running for governor of Utah -- NBA_Mixes
- Karl malone's comment handle is lulz. -- Charles Amuzie
- Aw man i just realized Karl Malone had a comment and had to follow... this is gonna be pure comedy -- HBK
- Researching Karl Malone in 1990 and the most telling thing I'm seeing in these newspapers from 25 years ago is that very little has changed -- fendo
- I always have to do a double take when I see that the NBA's second all time leading scorer is Karl Malone -- Owen Beecher
- He is back to Utah Jazz -- NBA 2014-2015
- It's 1AM & all I want to do is slice Karl Malone's eyebrows off his stupid face. -- LaGuerre.
- So Karl Malone ranks as a PF -- Andrew Hardyway
- Karl Malone started endorsing Rogaine when his hairline left ... Bron really did just redesign the hairline game on us.. Monumental -- Swaggmire
- He is a top 50 all time player right? -- Greg
- Golden Corral is super duper über trash rap. You have a V.I.P seat next to hitler, Stalin, Satan, and Karl Malone if you eat that. -- Kobe-Wan Kenobi
- Karl Malone's gas is always the most expensive in town -- Robert Tassin
- He is a fucking liability in NBA Jam -- Kieran Moran
- The 04 finals still hurt. If Shaq & Kobe wasn't beefing & Karl Malone hadn't been hurt that series is 4-1 LA -- Derrick Bond
- What's great is that Derek Jeter stripped Karl Malone on the prior possession. -- Matthew Davis
- That dude is one of the most insane athletes of all time. As big as Karl Malone with Wade's skill -- Cody Young
- College professor DEAD SERIOUSLY says, "do you guys remember karl malone? jazz basketball player? plays in chicago now?" -- kelli anderson
- People don't know Karl Malone was a beast in the nba. he is 2nd in point leader -- loyalty over money
- Producer wise I need Kid Ant, Dra Staxx, Vic, Karl Malone, & Bianca Njie that is all -- Nigga Wit Attitude
- Nas is the Karl Malone of the rap game.....him joining murder Inc = Malone going to the Lakers -- Tre-Styles
- Word around town is I learned my post moves from Karl Malone -- Zach Newman
- I'm watching a Karl Malone documentary and it's so awkward how they're showing footage of Tech's campus haha -- RJ Kennedy
- I have also had dreams where I am coaching the West WNBA all-stars & call pick & roll for Karl Malone so Delle Donne gets caught out of pos -- Steve Hammer
- It's a mockery of the game. Oh-and-five and you score 40? So what? - Karl Malone -- NBA Fan
- He is a fuck boy. -- Pound Cake
- Karl Malone being KD's mentor makes sense... -- I've Swung Thuribles
- Blue & I saw a 6'4 girl in the store and he says look at Cheryl miller so I say that's Karl Malone daughter he doesn't care about. -- CAR-dee-AYE
- Its funny he is Kevin Durant's mentor, someone who always finished 2nd in MVPs and ringless -- Swaggy C
- Na China, mitos gangsta como Stephon Marbury possuem estátua; na NBA só uns caras palhas tipo Michael Jordan e Karl Malone, pff -- Vian
- Durant, Iverson, Karl Malone, Penny Hardaway all the same person to me. At least Malone is 2nd in all time scoring. -- #CuffLord
- The MJ & The Bulls vs. Karl Malone & The Jazz!! It's what's on NBA TV, so why not!!!! -- The Darius
- Goodell is going to drop a tape of Karl Malone doing coke to distract in the same way Ferguson released that store robbery video -- Dorian Black
- What excites me the most is when a coach calls a timeout and chews out his forward because I just dunked on his head - Karl Malone -- NBA Girl
- Wow karl malone is no longer one of my favorite players ewwwwwwwwww -- IMPEACH OBAMA #DIP
- Oh shit! he is starring in Flash?? -- Donald Slump
- The best PF of all-time really Karl Malone but he dont have rings -- almighty.
- What excites me the most is when a coach calls a timeout and chews out his forward because I just dunked on his head. -- Karl Malone -- My Sports / Complex
- Everybody know that Utah is in Salt Lake City. - Karl Malone -- NBA Ray
- I'm sick of hearing hairline. Just shave your head already. Is the Karl Malone look that "cool"? -- AA®ON WI™AN
- Lebron is starting to get the Karl Malone look. -- G. Phil
- Mailman with the tech I'm goin postal (Mailman as in Karl Malone.. Because the rapper is a "shooter"... But he is using a metaphor) -- Logan Towne
- That Tariq dude is on Karl Malone status bruh. And it's still -- Joe Briggs, Esq.
- Karl Malone claims Connor Halliday is just padding his stats. -- YouthSportsSanDiego
- Im watching the Lakers training camp and Kobe came on the screen and she was like "Is that the Mailman?" How tf does she know Karl Malone?!? -- GU$H 20R G
- Just realized Denard is doppelgänger for jimmy kimmel's old Karl Malone character -- Ben Golnik
- He is 1st all-time in seasons leading the league in FT made with 8. Next highest is 5 (Dantley, Durant) -- @KGTrashTalk
- He is overrated because of Stockton. Stockton is overrated because of Karl Malone. -- Kelly Scaletta
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