Julian Clary

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• I couldn't really get into a game with Paris Hilton or Julian Clary as the protagonist, if I'm honest. -- Jez
• there are very feminine gays remember. If Dale Winton or Julian Clary got married, they would definitely be brides. -- Isaac Reaney
• Wolf reckons that Liverpool got less chance of winning than Julian Clary Vs Julian Dicks in a penalty shootout. -- The Wolf
• Pope Francis is really cool. He can come on my lottery win holiday with Dale Winton, Julian Clary and Biggins -- Leanne
• you are *very* Julian Clary -- kiramadeira
• My mum, on why my Nan would have been cool with me being gay: "She loved Julian Clary." -- Adam Wyd-%^&^-ski
• Who is it, Julian Clary? -- Colin Forster
• I'm here to tell you the Lynx Effect is a con. I smell like Julian Clary and the late night garage guy barely glanced up from Nuts magazine. -- Laura Lee
• lol julian clary is a bloke. But you not knowing him makes me feel old hahahahaha -- Kelly
• My youngest is out boozing.He gets gayer when he's had a drink,that front door is going to fly open & he'll stride in like Julian Clary -- ZombieBhoy
• thought so, you played a great part , I must have saw u with Julian clary when it was in Norwich. Great musical x -- Liz New-Watts
• but I agree they are pointless. Julian clary asked a former BB contestant what's it like being famous go no apparent reason -- simon
• Julian Clary lives in Goldenhurst Noel Coward's old house near Romney Marsh which is certainly a strange coincidence. -- NorthernAnaesthesia
• It would appear that he is moonlighting as the platform 1 announcer at Blackfriars. He's a man happy in his job and having a mic. -- Kevin Neylon
• He is the train conductor I thank you -- Michael King
• Wow the queen of camp, Julian Clary, does not look 55! He is finally 'a bit tired' of double entendres -- Nicola Smith
• Goodness this South African wine is fruitier than Julian Clary and John Inman put together -- Joe Gordon
• PR freebies. Fisherman's Friend have sent me a load of samples... Sounds like the start of a Julian Clary joke. -- Jennifer Selway
• Julian Clary's filled out -- Matt Morrison
• The new Dairy Milk Oreo bars are absolutely OUTRAGEOUS. They're Julian Clary performing at the Royal Variety Performance in chocolate form. -- Jim McNulty
• Morning london. We're walking like Julian clary's had a go on us . My official time was 3.52.51 well happy. Bring on Dublin -- matthew pritchard
• Strictly Come Dancing. I literally do not know who half of these 'celebs' are. Needed Julian Clary to come in as presenter in my view. -- Danny
• I thought he was Julian Clary for a second there. -- Kerry
• "I'm a national trinket" Julian Clary -- liz hoggard
• 'Celebs' into damsons - Julian Clary, Sarah Millican, Boris Johnson (jam), Kate Moss (jam, allegedly) - any more? -- damsonplums
• Why does the woman on "would I lie to you" wanna look like Julian Clary?? -- Adam Platt
• Telling my new colleagues that some people thought I looked like Julian Clary was an error. -- Daniel White
• Doing the housework singing along to show tunes. On a scale of 1 to John Inman I'm a Julian Clary. -- David
• I've finally started it. 5 eps in. All about the "half man" and Joffrey's Julian Clary French crop. -- Bequeath Alfy
• Barry references a Julian Clary heckler put-down "who cut your hair mate, the council?". -- Jonathan Flowers
• He is a fuckin wank n he's no funny wan bit -- An Yung Glasgow King
• Nigel! Oh No! web_la: Is that definitely Nigel Farage and not Julian Clary? DavidPrescott cutter78 tom_watson -- Nigel Ohno
• He's chatty isn't he, the Albanian Julian Clary -- Jeremy Skyrme
• Yesterday saw Julian clary and today saw gok wan. Advantage of film trips -- monique
• Julian Clary in a David Bowie mask; a powerpoint incl. images of thalidomide babies; men in soldier uniforms &a singalong Emile Sande cover? -- L Bensted
• I just watched Julian Clary speak the words of Space Oddity with Ian Shaw accompanying him on piano in The Royal Festival Hall. -- Dolly H Alderton
• ... Julian Clary. -- Paul Menken
• Watching Julian Clary clips for "research" -- Jamie Cummins
• Explain the hilarity in Sarah Millican's stand up....please. now a 2014 Julian Clary. He should sue- same gags! -- Stigster
• I need to fangirl and cry over Emma/Julian, Clary/Jace, Isabelle/Simon and Magnus/Alec and omg I can't -- ♡
• Julian Clary on QI = Happy Monday! -- Stella*
• He is actually kinda jokes -- Rosie Paul
• Britain's favourite comedians is on. No 47 now. Julian Clary not funny. -- I Am Weazil
• I thought that julian clary and jools holland were the same person so i expected jool's annual hootenanny to be a lot more exciting -- abbie
• Clip from The Stage review 'There is absolutely no brake on Julian Clary's neatly turned double entendres.' -- Anne Margaret Gorse
• Beverly Hills Cop is even more awesome once you realise the main bad guy sounds exactly like Julian Clary. -- Andy-Mutant Rhetoric
• I can imagine Julian Clary being one of them reaaaaallly bitchy gays you encounter on the gay scene scary -- LH
• Made good progress of my 2016 being the year of laughter. That's Sean Locke, Julian Clary & Jimmy Carr booked. Three more comedians to go! -- Jo Bingham
• Although not openly LGBT/Black - Congratulations Cressida Dick on being the next Doctor Who. Julian Clary next Met ? -- Knarf Lavinruf
• The thing I do like about Milo is how every time you see him his look's edging closer to 80s Julian Clary. -- Ivan Kirby

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