I have a crush on Juan Uribe and I'm not ashamed to admit it

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Juan Uribe goes to second on a wild pitch, and Andre Ethier is nearly picked at third. The Cardinals are challenging that Ethier was safe. -- Los Angeles Dodgers
How old is Juan uribe?? Like 107? -- Tommy P
The thing that bothers me the most about the Dodgers losing is that I don't get to see Juan Uribe hit anymore. -- Carlos Guevara
So we're just two dudes who love Juan Uribe and overreact to baseball games on comment. Thanks to the 90+ of you who followed this season. -- Piazza Parlor
He is older than the damn sport itself -- Polanco
Real question is, does NL manager of the year Juan Uribe pinch run Puig or start him? -- Shaun Newkirk
How is Juan Uribe?? For real for real? -- MrStealYourAuntie
He is the gift that keeps on giving. -- Scott Daniels

He is the guy who breathes really loud and hard when he runs. -- Aaron Bach
RT"Juan Uribe goes to second on a wild pitch, and Andre Ethier is nearly picked at third. The Cardinals are " -- Blue Crew SRH
" Juan Uribe goes to second on a wild pitch, and Andre Ethier is nearly picked at third. The " -- LosAngelesSRH
Today is or as Juan Uribe calls it, Martes Gordo. -- DodgerzSeniorAdvisor
And he is in the top 10? -- P E R K I N S
If you want to see a player who exemplifies an AVG career MLB player offensively..... he is the guy. -- JB
He is a vacuum at 3rd base -- Gio
So I made the deal for a $39 Kimbrel last night. Traded Meadows, Almora and Quinn for Kimbrel, Brett Anderson, Juan Uribe and Stephenson. -- Ray Guilfoyle
He is 36 years old. Man I thought he was much older than that. He has been around forever. -- andy bingham
I can't even fathom Juan Uribe or Josh Harrison being ranked over Frazier. -- Josh Bresser
We better sign Yoan Moncada. A third base prospect is sorely needed unless Juan Uribe finds the Fountain of Youth. -- Yasiel Langley Puig
Remind me who we got for Juan Uribe. Cus Callaspo is trash. -- George Wasserman
This is on you Juan Uribe.. -- Jaggy20
He is an intriguing player. I once saw him hit two HRs in one inning vs. Chicago in his SF days. -- Joe Snow's Os
After just 20 games he is now 6th on the team in WAR. His 150 wRC+ is tops on the team and his .896 OPS is tops on the team -- Braves Reddit
Juan Uribe trade is working wonders. Putting up multi hit games like it's nothing. Braves lineup is very consistent despite lacking big pop. -- Patrick MacCoon

66 year old he is 22/67 with ATL and he's a solid defensder at 3B..I promise you they would ship him here for a doughnut -- mgorosh
I hate Juan Uribe! lol ... because he doesn't even look like an athlete and he's so damn good lol -- shawn jordan
He is third baseman goals -- c. paige ✨
I really do like Juan Uribe. -- Krissy Rogers
He is an old man wizard at 3rd.... -- MSully10
Joe Kelly's day is done after walking Nick Markakis and giving up a single to Juan Uribe in the 6th. Robbie Ross Jr. in to pitch. -- Carlos Collazo
He is now batting .324 in a uniform. That is all. -- Cory McCartney
Juan Uribe got really fat. Like, REALLY FAT. -- Pat
Juan Uribe now hitting .333 (23x69) with 4 2B, 2 HR & 8 RBI since being acquired by the on May 27 -- Kevin McAlpin
Woowwwww Juan uribe is bad -- Cam
Good call to nab Juan Uribe. Really done well for the since his arrival. -- Antifascist
He is why Chris Johnson should never play for the Braves again -- Braves Mississippi
He is like a skinny Pablo Sandoval. Call him baby Kung fu panda. -- Steven Nichols
Why exactly is Chris Johnson hitting ahead of Juan Uribe in today's batting order? # FrediLogic -- Maybin for President
Juan uribe is old as fuck -- GOAT
When he is hitting the only thing I can look at is that big pinch sticking out of his jaw. Lol -- Kelby Carr
I can't quite put my finger on exactly why, but watching Juan Uribe run is very fun. lead 3-0 in 4th -- Paul Shahen
If he is then is now our -- Stacie Wheeler
He is hitting .264/.320/.364 on the season.. FA next year.. just a name to watch.. he'd be a cheap rental for 3B. -- MiggysRightBicep
I really wanna go to Juan Uribe's bobble head night -- Carlos
Juan Uribe came in and immediately was loved by all. He's everything we hoped for, so far. -- Griff
Corey Seager is wearing No. 5, Juan Uribe's old number. -- Dylan Hernandez
I've covered a lot of players. I'm convinced that not one of them has ever had more pure joy about being a baseball player than Juan Uribe. -- Marc Carig
Daniel Murphy is out of the lineup vs the Marlins. He's day to day with a quad injury. he is starting at 2nd -- MariaIsabel Guardado
Hanson is two years away from taking Juan Uribe s job from Pablo. -- the Baseball Twtrz
JT IS getting so much better at third "big league play" "kind Juan Uribe would make" -- Spencer Carey