Never be ashamed of having a crush on Jozy Altidore I'm a crusher
Association football player (Famous from US National Team)
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Jozy Altidore is straight. He is a masculine guy. Are you gay for him? Go ahead and check out the pictures below -- so hot! He has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out his athletic body, short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Jozy Altidore
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dnt sell jozy jozy altidore a really dnt fink he wnts to gan and if u sell jozy jozy altidore u garn to have a riot on u hands -- Spencer Reeves
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So Jozy Altidore has THREATENED to leave Sunderland. One goal in 35 appearances Jozy. Not so much a threat, as a nice offer. -- Alistair Walker
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He is a rich man's Brian Ching. Need a better forward come 2018 Russia -- Kevin
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Jozy altidore is a horrible soccer player -- AuGy
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Coincidently jozy altidore's biggest moment on the pitch is also the landon donavon algeria goal -- $T. JAME$
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CHRIS WONDOLOWSKI IS IN FOR JOZY ALTIDORE -- The Bays Best
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76' Chris Wondolowski is now on to replace Jozy Altidore, and he will also take over captain's duties. -- Nader Hussein
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Striker he is ready to quit Sunderland in January.
(Sun) -- Football Planet
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He is so good!
Said nobody, ever. -- A$AP RAMAN
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I think he is pretty good. -- Jonas Fleming
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Jozy altidore really trash -- VIKINGS 13-3
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Jozy Altidore needs to come to the MLS, his career in Europe is done -- Napo Ballestero
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Jozy Altidore has had some beautiful passes tonight. He has been spectacular so far. -- Jared Woodham
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The reason Jozy Altidore has so many CAPS is because he doesn't ever play for his club team. He's always available for international play. -- Kyle Pujats
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He is soooo good and only 24. More experience will only make him even better. Super impressive. -- Bailey Steube
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Jozy Altidore would look so good in a Real kit. I'm just sayin... -- Bryan Brown
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He is going hard rn -- Lyle Rosa
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Abby Wambach has clearly been too much of an influence on Jozy Altidore- so far he's missed a PK and keeps diving -- Anusha⚽️
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I've been watching Jozy Altidore for around six or seven years now, and I'm still surprised by how huge he is on the field. -- WCP
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The fact that Jozy Altidore gave Landon Donovan his captains arm band back makes me respect Jozy so much more! -- mitchell habermehl
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The game must go on. And he is playing like a bum. Get your shit together bro. -- DCF
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I'm even more sad the torch is passed on to Jozy Altidore :( -- Wack Jigshere
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Is it just me or he is not national team material. -- USSoccerTalent
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He is a fav 4 plays just like the one now. Donovan didn't make it but heart was in right place. -- ratzelster
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He is a class act -- Joshua A. Miller
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He is sweet. -- Jacob Albertson
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Guys, come on. he is terrible. I dare you to bring up his club record. -- Michael Cree
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Hi my name is Taylor Twellman, I am paid to praise Jozy Altidore being a basic bitch. Lol. -- lando donrissian
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Man, he is feeling it lately. Hopefully he can keep that up through November. -- J.P. Corbran
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Is it weird that Jozy Altidore reminds me of Heskey? -- Armando López
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Really could have used those close misses he is known for in the World Cup. Shame. -- Douglas Joerss
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Emile Heskey is just Jozy Altidore traveling back in time to warn himself. And failing at that task. -- Maxi Rodriguez
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"Instead, he's decided to quit football and focus on soccer in hopes of maybe being the next Jozy Altidore" lol -- sexy nostradamus
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I feel like Thomas Aloe is better than Jozy Altidore. -- Nick Spadavecchia
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Premier League fans won't get it, but he is a completely different player when he plays for USMNT. -- Kirkby
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He is ass -- Christopher Liggio
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Jozy Altidore always has such great positioning in the attack but the finish is just not there. So frustrating to watch. -- Ian Stewart
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I hate Jozy Altidore so much. -- Chris Tucker
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He is garbage -- Luis Aguirre Di Niro
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Interesting that he is in the adidas 11Pro, having been one of the faces of the adidas F50 boot since 2009. -- Mark Yesilevskiy
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He is so bad. -- Dan Arnoldi
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He is useless. -- John Eckenrode
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Lost in that goal is Jozy Altidore making a complete mess of his chance. -- Alex John
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So why is Jozy Altidore playing in this friendly? -- Anthony Ruiz
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Just saw that Jozy Altidore has scored 1 Premier League goal in 33 appearances for Sunderland. Holy hell. So prolific at AZ too. -- Nathan Rees
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He is ready to quit Sunderland in January -- ☀AkinFolarin FLO☀
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He is ready to quit Sunderland in January - The Sun -- Transfer Moves
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Sunderland tryed loan Jozy Altidore out last January so no big shock if we get rid him -- Scott Bain
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He is ready to quit in January. -- PredictTheScore
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He is ready to quit Sunderland in January. -- Sports Hot Seat
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