Jozy Altidore

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Association football player (Famous from US National Team)
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 1 star rating dnt sell jozy jozy altidore a really dnt fink he wnts to gan and if u sell jozy jozy altidore u garn to have a riot on u hands --
  • 1 star rating So Jozy Altidore has THREATENED to leave Sunderland. One goal in 35 appearances Jozy. Not so much a threat, as a nice offer. --
  • 3 star rating He is a rich man's Brian Ching. Need a better forward come 2018 Russia --
  • 5 star rating Jozy altidore is a horrible soccer player --
  • 3 star rating Coincidently jozy altidore's biggest moment on the pitch is also the landon donavon algeria goal --
  • 2 star rating 76' Chris Wondolowski is now on to replace Jozy Altidore, and he will also take over captain's duties. --
  • 4 star rating Striker he is ready to quit Sunderland in January. (Sun) --
  • 5 star rating He is so good! Said nobody, ever. --
  • 5 star rating I think he is pretty good. --
  • 5 star rating Jozy altidore really trash --
  • 4 star rating Jozy Altidore needs to come to the MLS, his career in Europe is done --
  • 3 star rating Jozy Altidore has had some beautiful passes tonight. He has been spectacular so far. --
  • 5 star rating The reason Jozy Altidore has so many CAPS is because he doesn't ever play for his club team. He's always available for international play. --
  • 3 star rating He is soooo good and only 24. More experience will only make him even better. Super impressive. --
  • 4 star rating Jozy Altidore would look so good in a Real kit. I'm just sayin... --
  • 5 star rating He is going hard rn --
  • 1 star rating Abby Wambach has clearly been too much of an influence on Jozy Altidore- so far he's missed a PK and keeps diving --
  • 1 star rating I've been watching Jozy Altidore for around six or seven years now, and I'm still surprised by how huge he is on the field. --
  • 1 star rating The fact that Jozy Altidore gave Landon Donovan his captains arm band back makes me respect Jozy so much more! --
  • 3 star rating The game must go on. And he is playing like a bum. Get your shit together bro. --
  • 4 star rating I'm even more sad the torch is passed on to Jozy Altidore :( --
  • 4 star rating Is it just me or he is not national team material. --
  • 3 star rating He is a fav 4 plays just like the one now. Donovan didn't make it but heart was in right place. --
  • 5 star rating He is a class act --
  • 5 star rating He is sweet. --
  • 3 star rating Guys, come on. he is terrible. I dare you to bring up his club record. --
  • 3 star rating Hi my name is Taylor Twellman, I am paid to praise Jozy Altidore being a basic bitch. Lol. --
  • 3 star rating Man, he is feeling it lately. Hopefully he can keep that up through November. --
  • 4 star rating Is it weird that Jozy Altidore reminds me of Heskey? --
  • 3 star rating Really could have used those close misses he is known for in the World Cup. Shame. --
  • 2 star rating Emile Heskey is just Jozy Altidore traveling back in time to warn himself. And failing at that task. --
  • 1 star rating "Instead, he's decided to quit football and focus on soccer in hopes of maybe being the next Jozy Altidore" lol --
  • 4 star rating I feel like Thomas Aloe is better than Jozy Altidore. --
  • 3 star rating Premier League fans won't get it, but he is a completely different player when he plays for USMNT. --
  • 5 star rating He is ass --
  • 1 star rating Jozy Altidore always has such great positioning in the attack but the finish is just not there. So frustrating to watch. --
  • 5 star rating I hate Jozy Altidore so much. --
  • 5 star rating He is garbage --
  • 2 star rating Interesting that he is in the adidas 11Pro, having been one of the faces of the adidas F50 boot since 2009. --
  • 5 star rating He is so bad. --
  • 5 star rating He is useless. --
  • 3 star rating Lost in that goal is Jozy Altidore making a complete mess of his chance. --
  • 5 star rating So why is Jozy Altidore playing in this friendly? --
  • 1 star rating Just saw that Jozy Altidore has scored 1 Premier League goal in 33 appearances for Sunderland. Holy hell. So prolific at AZ too. --
  • 5 star rating He is ready to quit Sunderland in January --
  • 4 star rating He is ready to quit Sunderland in January - The Sun --
  • 3 star rating Sunderland tryed loan Jozy Altidore out last January so no big shock if we get rid him --
  • 5 star rating He is ready to quit in January. --
  • 5 star rating He is ready to quit Sunderland in January. --

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