Joseph Stalin

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Dictator of the Soviet Union (1927?C1953) (Famous from The greatest leader of The Soviet Union)
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  • 1 star rating Misquote! Stalin did not say "One death is a tragedy..." etc.That was Erich Marie Remarque. --
  • 3 star rating Is King Joffery supposed to be some sort of reference to Caligula or Joseph Stalin? --
  • 5 star rating My mom is Joseph Stalin reincarnated --
  • 5 star rating We are being raised to become Joseph Stalin --
  • 1 star rating .."Idea is more powerful than guns. If we not let our enemy have guns, why do we let them have ideas?" -Joseph Stalin --
  • 1 star rating Only watched Big Bang Theory s08e02 this morning and so totally got where Floyd got his Joseph Stalin reference from --
  • 4 star rating "One death is a tragedy; one million is a statistic. " -Joseph Stalin --
  • 3 star rating När man får mail som detta: My Name is Joseph Stalin and I Am Still Alive in Sweden... --
  • 5 star rating You know there already is a joseph stalin????? --
  • 4 star rating The writer is the engineer of the human soul ~ Joseph Stalin --
  • 2 star rating WoT IS JS Iossif Stalin/Joseph Stalin WoT --
  • 3 star rating The problem with quotes on the internet is you never know if they are genuine. Joseph Stalin --
  • 3 star rating "A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic." -Joseph Stalin --
  • 5 star rating I've just received an email with the subject, "My Name is Joseph Stalin and I Am Still Alive in The United Kingdom". Just that really. --
  • 1 star rating Kind of like Joseph Stalin I got no remorse torwards people what so ever but animals man, thats what gets me doe --
  • 3 star rating "The death of one man is a tragedy, the death of millions is a statistic." -Joseph Stalin --
  • 3 star rating "Joseph Stalin used to be really hot when he was younger" - Jo Hammermesh --
  • 1 star rating Just got a piece of spam email with the title "My Name is Joseph Stalin and I Am Still Alive in The United States" --
  • 1 star rating Just got an email with the subject "My Name is Joseph Stalin and I Am Still Alive in The United States." You had me at Stalin. --
  • 4 star rating Homework is basically the pros and cons of being Joseph Stalin :// --
  • 3 star rating One death is a tragedy, but a million deaths are merely a statistic. ~Joseph Stalin --
  • 4 star rating Joey: Apparently there is already a Joseph Stalin?!? Chandler: --
  • 4 star rating Cool! he is still alive and want's me to work with him! --
  • 5 star rating Having Justin Bieber and Nicki Minaj together on a song is like having both Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin rule a country together --
  • 3 star rating A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.-Joseph Stalin --
  • 3 star rating This is probably old news now, but Joseph Stalin was kind of hot when he was young --
  • 4 star rating Winston Churchill versus Joseph Stalin, two very different leaders. --
  • 4 star rating Jesus, Mary and Joseph Stalin, I want Jalisco's so bad --
  • 3 star rating "It isn t who votes that counts, but who counts the votes. -Joseph Stalin --
  • 5 star rating Spam today: "My name is Joseph Stalin and I am still alive in South Africa." Guess that would make him the world's oldest man at 135. --
  • 2 star rating Joseph Stalin and Joseph Mengele's names are still used today, Isis is a name as it was thousands of yrs ago --
  • 3 star rating "Have you ever seen a picture of young Joseph Stalin? So cute. Awesome hair." - Jen --
  • 3 star rating Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin. he is: the Fiddler on the Roof. --
  • 4 star rating One death is a tragedy. One million is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin --
  • 1 star rating " Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands & at whom it is aimed." -Joseph Stalin --
  • 3 star rating To loose one person is a tragedy to loose one thousand is a statistic Joseph Stalin --
  • 1 star rating Joseph Stalin studied for priesthood, but was thrown of out seminary school. So he became a dictator who killed millions --
  • 5 star rating "Dear Joseph Stalin, you really sucked." --
  • 3 star rating Order your official Joseph Stalin 2015 calendar today and start your very own five year plan --
  • 3 star rating A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin --
  • 1 star rating Interesting email just arrived in spam box from Joseph Stalin telling me that he is still alive. Think will leave it alone ... --
  • 2 star rating is now friends with Ya Boy Jesus, Joseph Stalin, and Stouffer's® Classic Mac & Cheese Mac Cups©. --
  • 3 star rating A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic, -- Joseph Stalin --
  • 4 star rating So my school used a Joseph Stalin quote for homecoming day. Hmmm --
  • 4 star rating A sincere diplomat is like dry water or wooden iron. Joseph Stalin --
  • 3 star rating If this "BBQ rib" they're feeding us in Neptune is actually meat, then I'm Joseph Stalin. --
  • 3 star rating A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin --
  • 1 star rating <---This Is The Leader Of One Of The Most Powerfull Army's In History,The Russian Soviet,His Name is Joseph Stalin --
  • 5 star rating He is the fucking homie --
  • 3 star rating A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin --

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