Joseph Smith

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• All I want in this world is a biopic of the 19th century Mormon prophet Joseph Smith with Nicolas Cage as the lead. Is that too much to ask? -- Samantha Allen
• The best way to obtain truth and wisdom is not to ask from books, but to go to God in prayer, and obtain divine teaching - Joseph Smith, Jr. -- Batik Wanita Kerja
• John Smith is as mysterious as Joseph Smith -- Nick Jenson
• OH MINHA BOCA DE JOSEPH SMITH a clara ia colocar ed sheeran aí eu fui agradecer que não era instant crush AÍ ELA PEGA E COLOCA DE PROPÓSITO -- teph
• If you want to know if he is a prophet, ask God. He was there. -- Garian Tippetts
• Discovered today that he is a distant(ish) relative of mine. -- Matt
• Accc is so fucking weird. I'm sitting in history class listening to missionaries from a Mormon church in Utah talk about Joseph Smith -- LiL CHiN PuBS
• Know how the Bible says that the name Jesus is above all names? Ever heard someone say buddha damn it or Joseph Smith in vein? :) -- Wheat
• Joseph Smith (mormon)taught god had evolved from man. Freemasons do too. If you're high enough in the group you know their god is LUCIFER -- Tom Beltz
• We cannot be saved until we have risen above all our enemies, not the least of which is ignorance. -Joseph Smith -- Wisdom of The Lion
• One of them spake unto me, calling me by name and said, pointing to the other--This is My Beloved Son. Hear Him! Joseph Smith History 1:17 -- irelyn.
• I'm sorry but I have a theory that the LDS church is some big elaborate prank that Joseph Smith used to impress his friends -- Kalin Tenedini
• Coach: Moses had Aaron, Joseph Smith had Sidney. Who is your most vocal assistant with players during games? -- Bill Wright
• He is god -- THE Pioneer
• Hearing a bunch of stories about girls dumping guys over conference weekend. They want guys so perfect they would have dumped Joseph Smith. -- Drew Creer
• I think that part of what confirms to me so that Heavenly Father and Jesus are separate is that Joseph Smith saw. -- Bæless ✌
• So when is bringing back the sanctity of marriage as designed by the inventor of LDS, Joseph Smith? -- Hans C. Schellenberg
• West Trenton: is operating 19 minutes late due to biscuits 'n gravy made by Joseph Smith obstructing us -- SEPTA Surreal
• I saw a pillar of light. When the light rested upon me I saw two personages.One of them said, This is My Beloved Son. Hear Him Joseph Smith -- Colby Porter
• My mom always calls Joseph Smith "John Smith" which I think is funny cause I always think of how Brooke wasn't allowed to watch Pocahontas -- Nikki
• Did anybody else hear Steve Young quote Joseph Smith on ESPN, or was that just me being stuck in Conference mode? -- Jace Stringham
• What I've learned today saying the big12 should not invite BYU OS the same as Joseph Smith being murdered -- Brandon
• "Happiness is the object and design of our existence: and will be the end thereof, if we pursue the path that leads to it" - Joseph Smith -- Nicholas Larsen
• Many sunni wives say it is like being a Mormon wife of the Prophet Joseph Smith..u have compettion4hard cock,if u get any at all -- john beechy
• Christ defected from the church of His day. Joseph Smith defected too, Galileo, Martin Luther also...being a defector can't be all that bad -- Bruce Fey
• Okay right now I'm freaking out slightly!! I'm seeing Ben as Joseph smith tonight.... Really wasn't expecting that!! -- Lucy wood (squidge)
• No one can enter the celestial kingdom unless he is strictly honest. Joseph Smith Jr. -- Emanuel Zevallos
• The Republican Ticket Is the equivalent Of "The Brothers Grimm" One thinks he's Joseph Smith The other Eddie Munsters twin -- Carlos Danger
• ...he has a prophet who speaks His will to us. The Book of Mormon is true. he is a prophet. We can know for ourselves... -- Kyle Hercules
• Tad Callister is leaving no doubt. Joseph Smith TRANSLATED the There s zero doubt. -- ladyozma
• Does this mean their is not room for honest inquiry? Look to the example of Joseph Smith. -- Mormon Thoughts
• Kacher: there is room for honest inquiry--ask Joseph Smith! -- By Common Consent
• Remember, if you have questions, ask! Joseph Smith had and asked questions! So, if you do have questions, you're in good company! -- Red Headed Mormon
• Joseph Smith himself had questions, which began the restoration. It is the manner in which we ask that leads to or prevents answers -- Jacob
• Just so it's clear it is OKAY to have questions! The restoration came about because Joseph Smith had a question! -- Lauren
• I am so sad that Reuters had to put out such a dishonest article about the LDS Church and Joseph Smith. It is headlines in Britain. -- Joy Bischoff
• Can't decide which story of the day is my favorite: the cheating marathoner or the LDS church acknowledging that Joseph Smith was a horndog. -- Caitlin Constantine
• Mormon church admits Joseph Smith had 30 to 40 wives. His similarity to Mohammed is uncanny. Special revelations, religious reform,polygamy. -- Bryant Wright
• The whole "Joseph smith was a polygamist and all are shocked" is a lie. I've known he did polygamy my whole life. There was a reason. -- Alyssa Olson
• So the angels told Joseph Smith to bed down 40 women including a 14 year old... well that makes sense! -- Myandra is Mesmeric
• So the Mormon Church admitted Joseph Smith had multiple wives? Not shocking. As if this is the first time the church has swapped facts. -- Greg
• The Mormon church reversed their claim that Joseph Smith was monogamous. The church is against polygamy, but having multiple stories is ok. -- Steve Hofstetter
• Id like those Joseph Smith movies to be remade so I know the real story, please? Thanks. -- Kailyn Nelson
• Is Anyone really shocked about Joseph Smith? -- Elizabeth Comisar
• I have so much respect for Joseph Smith and my Mormon ancestors because of their courage and faith in God through all the persecution -- Michael Skaggs
• Mormon leaders have acknowledged for the first time that the church s founder and prophet, Joseph Smith, took as many as 40 wives, so... -- Hajime
• If you think the fact Joseph Smith & Brigham Young had 40 wives each is a new revelation you know nothing of Mormonism -- Fuck Conservs/GOP!!!
• This fucking "news" about Joseph Smith being a polygamist & everyone acting all "oohh" about it Hey, dipshits that wasn't a goddamned secret -- Lazaraspaste
• LDS: "Joseph Smith had about 35 wives, plus or minus at least 5." Really? No exact number? Aren't they known for their census? -- Jing
• Joseph Smith was presented to me as a practically perfect prophet, and this is true for a lot of people, -- tribeless

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