Jordie Benn

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• The 4th line is gonna be UNREAL (especially in playoffs) led by Vernon Fiddler, Roussel is gonna piss some people off, & Jordie Benn sucks -- Felix
• I am so glad jordie benn exists -- faith
• Is it just me, or does Jordie Benn look like a gnome? view -- Kerstin Gillespie
• . I like the disambiguation so I wouldn't think jordie benn was playing the power play with Seguin & Spezza :) -- Glenn
• Lindell also back from World Cup and slated to go in. Here's expected D lineup: Oduya-Jordie Benn Nemeth-Oleksiak Lindell-Bodnarchuk -- Mike Heika
• Stars defense pairs this mornings: Oduya-Jordie Benn Nemeth-Oleksiak Lindell-Bodnarchuk Niemi, Desrosiers in goal -- Mark Stepneski
• [Anche se Jordie Benn.... Però non sarebbe lui a rischio, sarebbe più Nemeth. E al momento non so se è peggio del Russel visto finora] -- Silvio Di Fede
• I don't know what to say about Jordie Benn. Yes, his gaffe gave all the momentum to the Sharks, but it clearly isn't a chronic problem. -- Christian Bussler
• I never like seeing Jordie Benn playing the puck in his own zone - which is a pretty damning statement for a defensive player -- Thaddeus Matula
• This is on you, Jordie Benn. You effing retarded idiot. -- Stove
• That goal is a perfect example of why Jordie Benn should NOT be on the powerplay -- stars
• Why is Jordie Benn still on this team?? -- Ahmad
• He is just so fucking awful -- x-kedge
• Im gonna enjoy jordie benn while his racism is still hidden -- ㅤ
• DID JORDIE BENN REALLY SCORE A GOAL U GUYS IM IN A CAR DID HE DO IT AHHHHHHHH -- Reba
• Great to see Jordie Benn score. The Stars have so much depth within their defensive core. -- Cole Mentzel
• Louis Domingue is the opposite of what Jordie Benn would be if he were a goaltender. -- Robert Tiffin
• 2016-03-22 - DAL at CHI: JORDIE.BENN is +4 /-20 in 5v5 shots -- Storybot
• Who is the not Jordie Benn Star with the beard -- barry mandalow
• Damn it he is playing -- Zak Cassano
• So no Russell, but Jordie Benn returns. Feeling lucky? -- Blackout Dallas
• D-man JORDIE Benn is back in lineup tonight against after 8 games with a lower-body injury. D Kris Russell is out. -- Matthew Carlson
• Alex Goligoski or Kris Russell? And are we seriously considering keeping Jordie Benn? Glad I'm not Jim Nill. -- Kaitlin McCabe
• landing Boedker and he is offseason, would be a huge shot in the arm, not sure the hate on Boedker. Guy has lots of talent -- Mark Christopher
• Wait....he is playing in this game? -- Amy Simons
• Not sure where Demers fits. And would still like to see Jordie Benn be our only UFA we re-sign as 7th D. He'd have good influence on young D -- BobSchaller
• Ima buy a jordie Benn Stars jersey -- gina
• Jordie benn is not real -- ( 22 days 'til uni )
• Jordie benn is the only person ill use gavin memes on -- molly
• He is available and shoots left, Canada. -- Jordan Dix
• What is up w jordie benn and his beard tho like what kind of overcompensation insecurity issues does he have -- mr. tavares
• Poor jordie benn got all of the ugly genes in the family -- clairebear
• Benn there done that, led by captain jordie benn, is ready for the hockey season -- jen x infinity ✨
• Jordie Benn's beard is better in person -- em
• Jordie Benn has yet to impress me -- Baleigh Kehoe
• Patrick Eaves scores as Jordie Benn gets the assist and the Stars have tied it up at the AAC!! -- Star Command
• Good to know Jordie Benn still sucks -- ❁ audrey ❁
• Casually saw Jordie Benn, Tyler Seguin, Kari Lehtonen and talked to Niemi. Im fine. -- Morgs❉
• Adam Cracknell is credited with the goal. Jordie Benn and Dan Hamhuis get the assists. -- Dallas Stars
• Jordie Benn would score and it not counting. -- Brendin Axtman (11)
• Wow, not only is Jordie Benn apparently in this game he scored the only Stars goal too. I missed A LOT while I was driving home. -- Holly
• After watching him tonight, I suspect and y'all correct me if I'm wrong that he isn't afraid of shit. -- Cindy Campbell
• ha yah. Refs really care about concussions. 2 minutes for hitting from behind? Connoly on Jordie Benn. What a fucking joke. -- Mickey Morrow
• It's making me really sad that Jordie Benn looks more dangerous than Jamie -- Steph
• WHY IS JORDIE BENN STILL ON THIS FUCKING TEAM -- THG™
• He is Dallas' healthy scratch this game. Can we just. Can we just steal him? And put him in a Rangers jersey? -- Molly Freeman
• So we're all in agreement that he is scratched because they can't scratch Jamie? -- Jordan Epstein
• Jordie Benn (healthy scratch) is out for Tuesday's game vs New York. -- OwnersBox NHL
• He is a prime example of "yes, but bring your brother along too." -- Zach Crisafulli
• Seeing people call Jordie Benn trash really makes me mad. -- Stars Fan 💚

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