Never be ashamed of having a crush on Jordan Schafer I'm a crusher
American baseball player
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Jordan Schafer is straight. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Jordan Schafer
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Oh man don't put me on the spot.
Brian Wilson, Yadi Molina, Sergio Romo, Jordan Schafer, David Ortiz, idk there's a bunch -- Jeff Garcia
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My apologies for having to watch Jordan Schafer play in that one -- Ian
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they seem to have taken lessons from Jordan Schafer and Evan Gattis -- Stephen Brown
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How do the get Jordan Schafer and the get JD Martinez in basically the same fashion -- Josh Babcock
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Brian Jordan? Jordan Schafer? Jordan Walden? -- Joey
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Writing player ratings for the Braves season and a pretty epic Jordan Schafer rant just came out. Pretty excited about it -- Sansa/Tyrion fanfic
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That looks like a position Jordan Schafer has been in repeatedly -- Joe
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sad moment when I picked up my "former Brave's autograph" from STH program and it said Jordan Schafer.miss ya kid -- CHRIS CHUPP
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Not politics, but Jordan Schafer blocked me for telling him to spend more time in the cage instead of commenting about football. -- Andrew Hard
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Lineup Alarm: Jordan Schafer (CF - Min) Not in Lineup -- Fantasy Alarm
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You'd think I was Jordan Schafer the way I get this paper -- chris
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So glad we decided to use Jordan Schafer and Nate McLouth instead of Gregor Blanco -- eric
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Got hit on by Jordan Schafer today. Maybe if you weren't wearing neon and a Louis V backpack Jordan, maybe. -- A. Knight
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Just saw a billboard with Jordan Schafer in a braves uniform.. I think they missed something.. -- Taylor Gilliam
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Jordan Schafer makes that play. -- Necessary Ari
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For those of you who say baseball is a dying sport, Jordan Schafer signed a 1.55 million dollar contract for next year. -- Hal
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It was Jordan Schafer's right shoulder that he banged into the ground making diving catch last night. Throws left, so a good break there. -- Mike Berardino
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I missed Jordan Schafer being on the Twins. I guess the Braves loaned him out, sorta like RKO would loan out Katherine Hepburn? -- Craig Calcaterra
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How I really know I stopped paying attention to the last season: I forgot Jordan Schafer played 41 games for the team. -- Ben
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"Wilson is the greatest quarterback to ever walk the face of this earth" - Jordan Schafer -- Rex Wolferman
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Now that Melvin is out Jordan Schafer can finally get consistent playing time...oh wait.
Eric Young! You're up! -- Steve Shockley
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Oh, as crazy as today was... the Jordan Schafer tattoo is still the the winner this week. Nothing is topping that. -- Michael H.
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Ha! now trending and his tattoos... Jordan Schafer's tattoo is very artisdick. -- MLBTATTOO
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Jordan Schafer blocked me I don't even know what caused that. Must have really gotten to the major league CF. -- Trey Lee
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Jordan Schafer's tattoo is very artisdick. -- Fake Dan Uggla
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Reminder: Jordan Schafer somehow is getting paid more money each year than you'll ever make. -- Melvinsanity
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So Jordan Schafer has apparently just gotten a tattoo of a penis on his buttocks. -- Ben Duronio
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Wait, is that Jordan Schafer tattoo story real? Please tell me it is. Oh my god. -- Stephanie Metzger
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Oh my goodness did jordan schafer really get that tattoo -- Cody
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Oh...um...so Jordan Schafer huh? -- Brad
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Since that hot August start to his Twins career, he is hitting .228/.267/.281 in 122 PA. -- Joe Lucia
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He is going to do a limited workout, work up a sweat and see how he feels. -- Derek Wetmore
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OF Jordan Schafer (flu) is back this morning but still not feeling great. He's going to run around a bit and see how things go. -- Tyler Mason
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2015 has been good to me so far. 2 months, 2 continents...3 sports, one dream. for Jordan Schafer, Aaron Murray, and Jeffrey Bruma. -- Dylan Ross
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He is one strikeout away from a -- Sombrero Watch
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In his last 9 games, he is hitting .375/.423/.458 (.881). -- Seth Stohs
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The twins are like a slow pitch softball team right now and he is the guy who makes all 3 outs in an inning -- Moops
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All respect is lost for someone who uses Trap Queen as their walk up song. Looking at you, Jordan Schafer -- Remington Scott
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ALL Y'ALL. IT COULDN'T BE DONE. I SAT THROUGH JORDAN SCHAFER. I SAT THROUGH BRIAN BOGUSEVIC. I SAT THROUGH CARLOS LEE. FAM. WE DID IT. -- Tristan Taylor
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Ok. I'm all in on Jordan Schafer's butt. It's not big but it's great when he runs. Maybe this is stockholm syndrome -- maggaggie
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He is cute WHO DAT? -- Xochitl
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Jordan Schafer's walk up song is trap queen -- B.R.O.
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Even after going 3-3 with 2 2B & a walk, he is hitting .232/.271/.286. -- Dayton from Nebraska
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He is quietly turning into a solid outfielder. He's got the speed to rundown anything -- T.J. Leverentz
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Jordan Schafer has been on base four times now, has scored twice so far, driven in two runs and he made that amazing catch. Have a game. -- Susan Slusser
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He is making game changing plays? What is happening? -- MN Sports Geek
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In case you haven't noticed, I'm gonna make Jordan Schafer / happen. May as well join in while it is early. -- Brandon Warne
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Ok if he is 0-3 in stolen base attempts. Why is he on the team again? -- eblack35-
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He is a pot head -- LF Justin
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Jordan Schafer seems like a nice enough kid, but he just doesn't have it...at least so far this year. -- Liz Strand
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