Jordan Peele

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American, Actor (Famous from Key and Peele)
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4 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating I know Jordan Peele from key and peele and his numerous directed films. Him with a beard is just so damn sexy. Id let him sex me up any day. --
  • 5 star rating Jordan peele is too funny --
  • 3 star rating legit was like I'm not following Jordan Peele on comment, why is his picture there.. --
  • 5 star rating Q: What skit show did Keegan Michael Key and Jordan Peele appear on before they started their own in 2012? The TV Quiz is live at 8 --
  • 3 star rating I see let u get some shine on too bout time he is trying to hog up the spotlight. --
  • 5 star rating I occasionally see this one black guy who is walking through Plainfield in a full Japanese ninja robe that looks exactly like Jordan Peele --
  • 4 star rating Watching key & peele...i really look like jordan peele smfh --
  • 5 star rating He is a better Barack Obama than Barack Obama. --
  • 5 star rating that is definitely Jordan Peele --
  • 4 star rating I'm most stoked that he is moderating this Brooklyn nine-nine panel --
  • 4 star rating He is on Bob's Burgers and he is using his Pizza Order Voice. --
  • 5 star rating I seriously wanna marry Jordan Peele --
  • 5 star rating Yo is it just me or does ILOVEMAKONNEN look like Jordan Peele? --
  • 5 star rating Jordan Peele Is Married To A White Woman ? --
  • 2 star rating My nightmare is having to turn down Jordan Peele for sex so I can have Kegan Michael Key all to myself --
  • 5 star rating Is it me or does ilovemakonnen kinda look like Jordan Peele from Key & Peele? Lololol --
  • 5 star rating He is such a good actor --
  • 5 star rating I swear to god he is at my gym --
  • 2 star rating Keegan Michael Key would clearly make a perfect husband, but my boyfriend insists that he is his man. --
  • 1 star rating Something about Michael Cage makes me think he's Keegan-Michael Key in disguise. Brian Davis is very possibly Jordan Peele. --
  • 5 star rating ILoveMakonnen is low-key Jordan Peele --
  • 5 star rating Jordan Peele so fine --
  • 3 star rating Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele in Fargo is unexpected and wonderful. --
  • 4 star rating oh, so Jordan Peele refers to Jordan Peele in the third person now? --
  • 3 star rating Jordan Peele wanting to focus on writing and directing horror flicks is fucking amazing news. --
  • 4 star rating Whoa hold on, forget Marvel. he is directing a horror movie! --
  • 2 star rating Just saw who the cat is who sings "Tuesday"...Am I the only one who thinks bruh look like Jordan Peele? Lol --
  • 5 star rating Think I saw IloveMacokonenn or whatever the fuck his name is at Low End. Or that's a fat Jordan Peele. --
  • 5 star rating I have such a crush on Jordan Peele, it ain't even funny. I'm in constant danger of swooning at times I shouldn't. --
  • 4 star rating Jordan peele's white girl impression is spot on lmao --
  • 5 star rating Jordan Peele's Stan Lee is fucking unreal --
  • 5 star rating WHY IS JORDAN PEELE SO GOOD AT BEING A LATINO --
  • 2 star rating Y'know, seeing Jordan Peele dressed as Stan Lee in that K&P commercial just really pisses me off. --
  • 4 star rating FOR INSTANCE, but he is one in the special features --
  • 5 star rating He is tooooo funny lol --
  • 1 star rating "... Marriage is like a tattoo that's alive and makes you wait to watch the next episode of everything" - Jordan Peele --
  • 5 star rating In 3 weeks he is gonna reveal that "ILOVEMAKONNEN" is another skit --
  • 2 star rating Yesterday I: bought a house, starred in a music video, and met Jordan Peele So far today I: ate Cheerios --
  • 3 star rating I can't take Makonnen too seriously because he looks too much like Jordan Peele --
  • 4 star rating Jordan peele as stan lee is giving me night terrors --
  • 3 star rating Jordan Peele has a big head this year and now all I can think about is Liam Neeson. --
  • 5 star rating I dreamt I met jordan peele but he thought I was the real life version of a comic book character and then I realized we were being filmed --
  • 5 star rating He is such an amazing actor omg --
  • 5 star rating Jordan peele is mad funny lmao --
  • 3 star rating Y all if he is really doing The Twilight Zone ... my Afrofuturist/surrealist heart will explode --
  • 3 star rating Why does number 23 on Tennessees football team look like Jordan peele so much? --
  • 5 star rating Plot twist: ilovemakonnen is jordan peele doing a real-life skit --
  • 5 star rating He is too funny --
  • 4 star rating It helps that he is one of the funniest people on the planet, too --
  • 4 star rating He is dating Chelsea Peretti? How did I not know this awesome thing? --

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