Jonathan Franzen

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American writer
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2 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating Out of the 6 books I bought for university, I ve used 1 of them so far. And it s not even a textbook, it s a novel by Jonathan Franzen. --
  • 5 star rating Kate Bosworth is Astonished by Author Jonathan Franzen: Kate Bosworth embraces the late summer weather while picking up a bottle of E... --
  • 4 star rating Kate Bosworth is Astonished by Author Jonathan Franzen --
  • 1 star rating "Injustice had a shape and a weight and a temperature and a texture and a very bad taste." -Jonathan Franzen, Freedom --
  • 5 star rating I want Jonathan Franzen to write a grumpy opinion piece about why Phillip Roth has never won the Nobel Prize so I can be truly happy. --
  • 3 star rating "My favorite author is Jonathan Franzen and my favorite movie is Boyhood" - my Halloween costume. --
  • 3 star rating "His tiredness hurt so much it kept him awake." -- Jonathan Franzen, The Corrections --
  • 3 star rating kybunnies: "The first thing that reading teaches us is how to be alone." ~Jonathan Franzen --
  • 3 star rating "The first thing that reading teaches us is how to be alone." ~Jonathan Franzen --
  • 2 star rating Just to *really* troll Philip Roth, next year's Nobel Prize for Literature will go to Jonathan Franzen. --
  • 1 star rating "Write in the third person unless a really distinctive first-person voice offers itself irresistibly." - Jonathan Franzen --
  • 3 star rating Inb4 the nobel prize for literature is awarded to jonathan franzen's foreskin - AGAIN --
  • 5 star rating Love is about bottomless empathy, born out of the heart s revelation that another person is every bit as real as you are. -Jonathan Franzen --
  • 3 star rating "But the first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone." - Jonathan Franzen --
  • 3 star rating I think we need to seriously consider the possibility that he is really great --
  • 1 star rating I maybe just drafted Johan Franzen in a fantasy hockey league so I could make Jonathan Franzen jokes in my head all season. --
  • 4 star rating Are they seriously doing a biography of Jonathan Franzen? HAHAHAHA. --
  • 3 star rating "Without PRIVACY, there was no point in being an individual." - Jonathan Franzen --
  • 1 star rating "He couldn't figure out if she was immensely well adjusted or seriously messed up." -The Corrections, Jonathan Franzen --
  • 4 star rating Writing is the strangest social / antisocial act Jonathan Franzen --
  • 2 star rating Reading jonathan franzen's the corrections for book group. frankly i'm not sure socialising is worth this --
  • 3 star rating "The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen --
  • 1 star rating "It's doubtful that anyone with an internet connection at his workplace is writing good fiction." - Jonathan Franzen --
  • 3 star rating *comments "comment is really good for irony"* *waits for Jonathan Franzen to read it amd explode* --
  • 5 star rating Apparently jonathan franzen wrote in the nyt that he recommended john green's novels? is this true? is the universe eating itself alive? --
  • 1 star rating "Freedom A Novel" by he is demented and fucking brilliant at the same time. I wanna keep reading but my eyes are mega lazy. --
  • 3 star rating "The first thing reading teaches us is how to be alone" -Jonathan franzen --
  • 3 star rating He is my spirit animal. Although the act of commenting this is a real slap in the face. --
  • 3 star rating "What is The Corrections about, by Jonathan Franzen? It's about a family, right?" --
  • 1 star rating It's doubtful that anyone with an internet connection at his workplace is good fiction. -Jonathan Franzen Damn you, internet!! --
  • 3 star rating I feel like he is simultaneously the Gallagher and the Seinfeld of fiction. --
  • 1 star rating Just finished fantastic novel THE WINTER WAR by Philip Teir - a Finnish Swede who is Scandinavia's answer to Jonathan Franzen --
  • 1 star rating And here I am just starting Jonathan Franzen's THE TWENTY-SEVENTH CITY, which is about the decline of his native St. Louis. --
  • 1 star rating "Being dead's only a problem if you know you're dead, which you never do because you're dead!" The Corrections, Jonathan Franzen --
  • 1 star rating "Write in the third person unless a really distinctive first-person voice offers itself irresistibly." - Jonathan Franzen --
  • 2 star rating Jonathan Franzen's book is robbing me of will to live. I will not be defeated! Just 50 pages to go. --
  • 3 star rating Minnesota Kicks is a really good name for a band in a Jonathan Franzen novel. --
  • 5 star rating About themselves more than non-college students. I do not think that is what comment is all about though. Novelist Jonathan Franzen states --
  • 1 star rating Iggy Azalea winning a rap/hip-hop award over Drake & Eminem is like Dr Seuss winning a Pulitzer over Jonathan Franzen --
  • 5 star rating Reading a Denis Johnson novel blurbed by Jonathan Franzen. It is terse and salty & about how Things in Africa are Bad. IT IS SO MANLY --
  • 4 star rating Jonathan ist so normal, obwohl er so besonders ist. --
  • 5 star rating "Injustice had a shape,& a weight, & a temperature, & a texture, & a very bad taste. Jonathan Franzen It does. Whoever it's against --
  • 5 star rating 11. "What is Jonathan Franzen's The Corrections about? A family. I m attacking gun control & teen suicide &..I m writing women s fiction?"JP --
  • 1 star rating Liebe Literaturbeilagen: he ist ein unerträglicher Schwafler, genug der Aufmerksamkeit, der verkauft seine Bücher auch so. --
  • 3 star rating Award-winning American novelist he is to publish his fifth book next September, titled Purity. --
  • 1 star rating It's doubtful that anyone with an internet connection at his workplace is good JONATHAN FRANZEN >> pretentious, moi? --
  • 1 star rating "There is, after all, a kind of happiness in unhappiness, if it's the right unhappiness. Jonathan Franzen, FREEDOM --
  • 3 star rating I have like 60 drafted comments ready to burn jonathan franzen so hard if he ever joins this site --
  • 1 star rating Fiction is a solution, the best solution, to the problem of existential solitude. Jonathan Franzen, The Corrections --
  • 2 star rating This kid is from brooklyn, is named cerulean, and wants to be an author. little jonathan franzen over here --

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