Never be ashamed of having a crush on Johnny Appleseed I'm a crusher
American (Famous from became an American legend while still alive, largely because of his kind and generous ways, his great leadership in conservation, and the symbolic importance of apples)
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Why People Have A Crush On Johnny Appleseed
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Coffee and having your 6 year old explain he is a fantastic way to kickoff a Friday -- Brian Walker
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Irrelevant post Johnny Appleseed planted apples so that people could use apple cider to make alcohol. Drink up, kids. -Goddess -- The Rockdaddy Report
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My Johnny Appleseed book is just about finished. I've got a couple of fixes on older pages and I have to scan everything in but otherwise... -- Noah Van Sciver
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He is where its at tonight -- Austin Ealum
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So, we read a book about Johnny Appleseed today at school. He lived like 200 years ago...........you know.....when Jimmy Fallon was a baby. -- Brenden Belter
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He is a big fat goat. He likes to mow the grass and has fungus in his toes. -- Victoria Jacks
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"Why did Johnny Appleseed wear a pan on his head? Like, was he just being a funny guy?" I love my coworkers -- Tiffany Murphy
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Why is her name Johnny Appleseed tho -- _quish
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Welp Johnny Appleseed beer is hella good haha -- SHIFT©
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Johnny Appleseed planted apples so that people could use apple cider to make alcohol -- Awesome Facts
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This Johnny Appleseed hard cider is on point tonight. -- Travis Wolfe
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My second graders learned about Johnny Appleseed today and we're so confused why he was wearing a pot on his head. -- Hailee Gepfert
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Hannah just said he is the person who found America -- Olivia Cessna
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Useless Fact of the Day ~ Johnny Appleseed planted apples so that people could use apple cider to make alcohol. -- Kevin Clark Zook
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Johnny appleseed is funny and stuff -- SAD BABY
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Tiffani seriously thought Johnny Appleseed created the iPhone. -- მʝ
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Most post-Clash Joe Strummer is ghastly, but 'Johnny Appleseed' is wonderful! -- The Haunty
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So my mom decides to sign up for some community service at Johnny Appleseed days, okay that's cool -- Trevor Patterson
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He is my boiiiii -- Michael Wojtaszek
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My family is out apple picking because my nephew is learning about Johnny Appleseed at school. My family is better than yours. -- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Johnny Appleseed planted apples so that people could use apple cider to make alcohol. -- Bren Hamrick-Stotts
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Apple juice for blood, call me Johnny Appleseed. Drank too much now all I do is pee(d) -- Kate Bauer
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My name is Johnny Appleseed -- william rouse ⚾️
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He is my new favorite beer -- Jonathan Lucas
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He isn't a bad cider. -- Ryan Bischoff
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He is the man! -- Abbie Streater
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Johnny Appleseed fathered 94 children... He was really planting his seed man -- Trent Vernon
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Johnny Appleseed planted apples so that people could use apple cider to make alcohol. -- Useless facts
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Random Fun Fact: Johnny Appleseed planted apples so that people could use the cider to make alcohol. -- The 104 Homestead
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I'm so excited to do my Johnny Appleseed day with my kiddos at work -- Katie Hummes
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He is my friend. -- Jessie
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He is my friend -- Ian Meeks
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I love Johnny Appleseed's hard cider. Buttt....Dickens Cider is way better haha -- Kolton Porter
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Me: Is Johnny Appleseed a real person?
The school cop: No
A blatant lie
This is why we can't trust the police -- Emily
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Is becoming 'a modern day Johnny Appleseed' a viable career path? Lmk. -- Mary Lavelle
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Why did johnny appleseed get so famous via technology? -- Chris C
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Did you know . . .
Johnny Appleseed planted apples so that people could use apple cider to make alcohol. -- Danielle Sharp
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If you went to a Christian preschool, then there is a 100% chance that you can recite the "Johnny Appleseed prayer" on the spot. -- Leia Miller
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My he is everything right now -- Gaëtane ♡
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Is the play legal to drop the shot of Fireball in the Johnny Appleseed here or nah? -- Cory Severin
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The crab apple is the only apple native to N. America. All other varieties came from Russia and Kazakistan, and not via Johnny Appleseed. -- Kayla Stewart
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So is Johnny Appleseed real or nah? -- •KD•
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So I threw my apple core on the ground. What's the worst that could happen? I planted an apple tree. Thanks, Johnny Appleseed. -- Daniel Undeadruh
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Chris Hadfield is to Canada as John Glenn + James Taylor + Johnny Appleseed + Derek Jeter are to the U.S. Enough already., -- Doug MacLeod
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Mmmm! Johnny Appleseed's is good too! But I still like Hornsby's the best -- Rayven Juanengo
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I thought my Johnny appleseed beer would be warm but my room is freeeeeeeeZing it's like cider on a cold day in bed. -- LILO
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Shoutout to The Bon for being named after Johnny Appleseed -- Kevin
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Johnny Appleseed wore a pot on his head. Johnny Appleweed is a pothead -- K80
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Johnny Appleseed planted apples so that people could use cider to make alcohol. -- Tammy Rosenfeld
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Friday's Useless Fact:
Johnny Appleseed planted apples so that people could use apple cider to make alcohol. -- Mo's Irish Pub Tosa
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