Johnny Appleseed

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American (Famous from became an American legend while still alive, largely because of his kind and generous ways, his great leadership in conservation, and the symbolic importance of apples)
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 3 star rating Coffee and having your 6 year old explain he is a fantastic way to kickoff a Friday --
  • 1 star rating Irrelevant post Johnny Appleseed planted apples so that people could use apple cider to make alcohol. Drink up, kids. -Goddess --
  • 5 star rating My Johnny Appleseed book is just about finished. I've got a couple of fixes on older pages and I have to scan everything in but otherwise... --
  • 5 star rating He is where its at tonight --
  • 5 star rating So, we read a book about Johnny Appleseed today at school. He lived like 200 years ago...........you know.....when Jimmy Fallon was a baby. --
  • 3 star rating He is a big fat goat. He likes to mow the grass and has fungus in his toes. --
  • 5 star rating "Why did Johnny Appleseed wear a pan on his head? Like, was he just being a funny guy?" I love my coworkers --
  • 5 star rating Why is her name Johnny Appleseed tho --
  • 5 star rating Welp Johnny Appleseed beer is hella good haha --
  • 3 star rating Johnny Appleseed planted apples so that people could use apple cider to make alcohol --
  • 4 star rating This Johnny Appleseed hard cider is on point tonight. --
  • 1 star rating My second graders learned about Johnny Appleseed today and we're so confused why he was wearing a pot on his head. --
  • 4 star rating Hannah just said he is the person who found America --
  • 1 star rating Useless Fact of the Day ~ Johnny Appleseed planted apples so that people could use apple cider to make alcohol. --
  • 5 star rating Johnny appleseed is funny and stuff --
  • 4 star rating Tiffani seriously thought Johnny Appleseed created the iPhone. --
  • 3 star rating Most post-Clash Joe Strummer is ghastly, but 'Johnny Appleseed' is wonderful! --
  • 3 star rating So my mom decides to sign up for some community service at Johnny Appleseed days, okay that's cool --
  • 5 star rating He is my boiiiii --
  • 1 star rating My family is out apple picking because my nephew is learning about Johnny Appleseed at school. My family is better than yours. --
  • 3 star rating Johnny Appleseed planted apples so that people could use apple cider to make alcohol. --
  • 3 star rating Apple juice for blood, call me Johnny Appleseed. Drank too much now all I do is pee(d) --
  • 5 star rating My name is Johnny Appleseed --
  • 5 star rating He is my new favorite beer --
  • 5 star rating He isn't a bad cider. --
  • 5 star rating He is the man! --
  • 3 star rating Johnny Appleseed fathered 94 children... He was really planting his seed man --
  • 3 star rating Johnny Appleseed planted apples so that people could use apple cider to make alcohol. --
  • 2 star rating Random Fun Fact: Johnny Appleseed planted apples so that people could use the cider to make alcohol. --
  • 4 star rating I'm so excited to do my Johnny Appleseed day with my kiddos at work --
  • 5 star rating He is my friend. --
  • 5 star rating He is my friend --
  • 5 star rating I love Johnny Appleseed's hard cider. Buttt....Dickens Cider is way better haha --
  • 1 star rating Me: Is Johnny Appleseed a real person? The school cop: No A blatant lie This is why we can't trust the police --
  • 3 star rating Is becoming 'a modern day Johnny Appleseed' a viable career path? Lmk. --
  • 4 star rating Why did johnny appleseed get so famous via technology? --
  • 2 star rating Did you know . . . Johnny Appleseed planted apples so that people could use apple cider to make alcohol. --
  • 1 star rating If you went to a Christian preschool, then there is a 100% chance that you can recite the "Johnny Appleseed prayer" on the spot. --
  • 5 star rating My he is everything right now --
  • 3 star rating Is the play legal to drop the shot of Fireball in the Johnny Appleseed here or nah? --
  • 5 star rating The crab apple is the only apple native to N. America. All other varieties came from Russia and Kazakistan, and not via Johnny Appleseed. --
  • 5 star rating So is Johnny Appleseed real or nah? --
  • 1 star rating So I threw my apple core on the ground. What's the worst that could happen? I planted an apple tree. Thanks, Johnny Appleseed. --
  • 1 star rating Chris Hadfield is to Canada as John Glenn + James Taylor + Johnny Appleseed + Derek Jeter are to the U.S. Enough already., --
  • 3 star rating Mmmm! Johnny Appleseed's is good too! But I still like Hornsby's the best --
  • 1 star rating I thought my Johnny appleseed beer would be warm but my room is freeeeeeeeZing it's like cider on a cold day in bed. --
  • 4 star rating Shoutout to The Bon for being named after Johnny Appleseed --
  • 3 star rating Johnny Appleseed wore a pot on his head. Johnny Appleweed is a pothead --
  • 3 star rating Johnny Appleseed planted apples so that people could use cider to make alcohol. --
  • 1 star rating Friday's Useless Fact: Johnny Appleseed planted apples so that people could use apple cider to make alcohol. --

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