John Zorn

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avant-garde composer, arranger, record producer, saxophonist and multi-instrumentalist.
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3 star rating
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  • 5 star rating He is phenomenal. --
  • 4 star rating Mastema by John Zorn and Pat Metheny is outstandingly cool. --
  • 5 star rating John Zorn at the Vanguard is at Village Vanguard (178 Seventh Avenue South) Feb. 12-15 at 8:30 and 10:30 p.m. via NYT Jazz Events --
  • 4 star rating LISTENING TO JOHN ZORN'S PAINKILLER IN THIS BATHTUB I AM VERY --
  • 5 star rating John Zorn, are you out there? I simply love your music - been on it for like 4 hours now and it is just wildly lustful! So mud production! --
  • 3 star rating I'm listening to an old Best Show and Tom is reviewing thirty-five John Zorn CDs --
  • 5 star rating John Zorn's Snake is weird as fuck --
  • 5 star rating Really want to see John Zorn's Cobra --
  • 5 star rating Today is apparently an Listening-To-Old-Guys-Only day: John Zorn, The Lounge Lizards, J.J. Cale, Red Krayola, Captain Beefheart. Okay. --
  • 4 star rating A paraître en mai / Upcoming in may : John Zorn, The Mockingbird. --
  • 2 star rating Now listening to John Zorn - 'Dreamachines'. A terrific recording by the Nova Quartet. So many vibes! --
  • 5 star rating Reminds me of this John Zorn quote RE: Painkiller: "This is it! We've been waiting 10 years for this slam dancing to free improvisation!" --
  • 1 star rating Naked City's "Torture Garden" is 19 minutes of pure hell in one shot. Jazzcore at its finest. John Zorn makes my day. --
  • 5 star rating 2014 isn't over but hard to believe that there will be a stranger trio than Julian Lage, John Zorn & Francisco Mela improvising at The Stone --
  • 1 star rating I'm constantly tortured, and that's why I say happiness is irrelevant. Happiness is for children and yuppies. -John Zorn 0 --
  • 5 star rating John Zorn's "Spillane" is actually a really interesting piece. It's like a detective movie without all the dialogue or incidental stuff. --
  • 5 star rating A Japanese Film Series, Brought to You by John Zorn: Mr. Zorn is programming a five-part monthly series of films at Japan Society, wi... --
  • 1 star rating Wait, so we got Kid Creole, John Zorn, Bill Laswell for the festival? Probably old news to everyone else, but holy shiiiiit. --
  • 4 star rating John Zorn s music is such a clusterfuck of noise and it s amazing. --
  • 5 star rating My dream is to collab with John Zorn --
  • 1 star rating Moments before preconcert event at NEC's Jordan Hall is due to start, he is onstage, scooting amps around and drilling players. --
  • 3 star rating This John Zorn album is fucking bullshit but for some reason I actually enjoy it --
  • 5 star rating What we re doing is we re creating something that is a little bit scary to most people. It challenges their view of the world. -John Zorn --
  • 2 star rating But of course, NO ONE FUCKING KNOWS ABOUT REBECCA MOORE APAFROM ME AND JOHN ZORN. Which is fucking bullshit. --
  • 1 star rating Just finished the orchestra rehearsal for John Zorn's Variations. VERY difficult piano/celesta part, but what a cool piece. --
  • 1 star rating TONIGHT- Sefrial - Naming your band from a moody tune by New York art-musician he is a pretty serious statement of intent, but... --
  • 2 star rating Bjork "Medulla" is basically the sound of John Zorn shitting in a hot tub for an hour, god it's horrific --
  • 4 star rating He is the grey that's in the middle of insanity and genius. --
  • 5 star rating TIL: Mike Doughty played John Zorn's "Cobra" in an ensemble that included Jeff Buckley and is where he met the guys who became Soul Coughing --
  • 4 star rating John Zorn. Always a pleasure. That is all. Carry on. --
  • 5 star rating He is genius. --
  • 1 star rating We're having a Weird Christmas tonight on Into the Unknown - Album of the Week is John Zorn's A Dreamer's Christmas --
  • 2 star rating John Zorn's The Last Judgement is ace, an excellent way of finishing the Moonchild series. Now, what's next? --
  • 2 star rating BGM Rumi COWPERS There is.... JAGA JAZZIST SNORE John Zorn NAHT the red light sting satanic surfers --
  • 2 star rating One thing that I do ask myself when I'm in the creative process is, 'Does the world need this?' John Zorn --
  • 5 star rating John Zorn's Masada 2: Book of Angels album series is absolutely one of my favorite things ever. And nobody else I know will share it w me :( --
  • 4 star rating Very good Place for modern Music in : The Stone! Thank You John Zorn! --
  • 5 star rating I like chamber music. Trouble is; Bach etc are dead. Through Man ish Boy, Darus Jones, or John Zorn, experience the modern equivalent. --
  • 1 star rating Stern was making fun oh John Zorn and Yoko not long ago. He just doesn't get it. Doesn't mean it isn't of value to some. --
  • 3 star rating A very john zorn valentine's day does not sound *super* romantic to me but what do i know --
  • 1 star rating "Happiness is for children and yuppies. I'm not striving for happiness, I'm trying to get some work done." --John Zorn --
  • 5 star rating John Zorn week @ the Vanguard. Can *highly* recommend every night, but Electric Masada on Wednesday is of the "must see" category. --
  • 1 star rating After u find out i got boo'd off stage at a capt'n jazz concert and that my uncle is john zorn u can just close the file --
  • 4 star rating John Zorn & Yamantaka Eye - "Bad Hawkwind" is a jam --
  • 1 star rating He is coming to Bloomington in October! I hope that my sister's wedding isn't when he's here because I need to go. --
  • 5 star rating He is an amazing saxophone player. --
  • 1 star rating Stern was making fun oh John Zorn and Yoko not long ago. He just doesn't get it. Doesn't mean it isn't of value to some. --
  • 1 star rating My new identity is "The John Zorn Gamer", every 30 seconds I'll screech down a microphone whilst someone throws chairs at me. --
  • 2 star rating Hen to Pan - John Zorn & Jay Campbell: Hen to Pan by John Zorn & Jay Campbell [[ This is a content --
  • 5 star rating Last night I dreamt I was in a trendy coffee shop and they were playing John Zorn's Naked City. Instead of being pleased, I was incensed. --

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