John Updike

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American novelist and short story writer (Famous from The Carpentered Hen)
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  • 3 star rating "What art offers is space a certain breathing room for the spirit." John Updike --
  • 2 star rating John Updike~ Perfectionism is the enemy of creation as extreme self-solicitude is the enemy of well-being. --
  • 3 star rating Writing and rewriting are a constant search for what it is one is saying. John Updike --
  • 4 star rating Sex is like money; only too much is enough. -John Updike --
  • 4 star rating America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.-John Updike --
  • 3 star rating What art offers is space - a certain breathing room for the spirit. -John Updike --
  • 4 star rating Sex is like money; only too much is enough. - John Updike --
  • 5 star rating "Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golfers become is proven by their inability to count past 5"- John Updike --
  • 1 star rating Considered as a finite noun, life seems vastly unequal to the infinitude of death-John Updike (so we seek immortality) --
  • 3 star rating "You do things and do things and nobody really has a clue." - John Updike, Rabbit Run --
  • 3 star rating What art offers is space - a certain breathing room for the spirit. -John Updike --
  • 1 star rating Perfectionism is the enemy of creation, as extreme self-solitude is the enemy of well-being, -John Updike, Odd Jobs --
  • 2 star rating "What art offers is space, a certain breathing room for the spirit" - John Updike, and honoree, native --
  • 3 star rating "What art offers is space a certain breathing room for the spirit." ~John Updike --
  • 2 star rating The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things. -John Updike --
  • 5 star rating It is easy to love people in memory; the hard thing is to love them when they are there in front of you.- John Updike --
  • 4 star rating John Updike~ America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. --
  • 5 star rating Ed Templeton is like John Updike --
  • 5 star rating Just finished John Updike's Rabbit, Run. Emotionally drained. Only really bad bouts of PMS have caused me as many instances of public tears --
  • 5 star rating Graham's disdain for the genre and its readers is obvious, and it's clear she thinks herself better, wiser because she reads John Updike. --
  • 5 star rating 'It is easy to love people in memory; the hard thing is to love them when they are there in front of you.' - John Updike --
  • 4 star rating Reading Terrorist by John Updike on my vacation. Great so far. --
  • 3 star rating Inch by inch. Life is a cinch. Yard by yard. Life is hard.-John Updike- --
  • 1 star rating What is Kula? The basis for the Other John Updike Archive art project. The crisis of art and the return of the relic. --
  • 1 star rating God is the self projected onto reality by our natural and necessary optimism. He is the not-me personified.John Updike --
  • 5 star rating It is easy to love people in memory; the hard thing is to love them when they are there in front of you. | john updike --
  • 5 star rating "It is easy to love people in memory; the hard thing is to love them when they are there in front of you. -John Updike --
  • 1 star rating "Each day the person we were yesterday is dead. So why be afraid of death, when death comes all the time? - John Updike --
  • 5 star rating "It is easy to love people in memory; the hard thing is to love them when they are there in front of you." John Updike --
  • 1 star rating An affair wants to spill, to share its glory with the world. No act is so private it does not seek applause. - John Updike --
  • 5 star rating Some people have an idea inside them that they don't know how to communicate but "john updike doesn't make me roll my eyes" seems very vague --
  • 2 star rating "Perfectionism is the enemy of creation, as extreme self-solitude is the enemy of well-being." ~John Updike --
  • 5 star rating Being able to write becomes a kind of shield, a way of hiding, a way of too instantly transforming pain into honey. John Updike --
  • 5 star rating It is easy to love people in memory; the hard thing is to love them when they are there in front of you. John Updike --
  • 5 star rating "It is easy to love people in memory; the hard thing is to love them when they are there in front of you." My Father's Tears by John Updike --
  • 5 star rating "It is easy to love people in memory; the hard thing is to love them when they are there in front of you." - John Updike --
  • 5 star rating "It is easy to love people in memory; the hard thing is to love them when they are there in front of you." by John Updike --
  • 4 star rating "I perceived that a man, in America, is a failed boy.'' - John Updike --
  • 1 star rating "The pleasures of not writing are so great that if you ever start indulging them you will never write again." John Updike --
  • 3 star rating What art offers is space a certain breathing room for the spirit. John Updike --
  • 1 star rating "Rain is grace; rain is the sky descending to the earth; without rain, there would be no life." - John Updike --
  • 3 star rating "What art offers is space a certain breathing room for the spirit." John Updike --
  • 2 star rating "Happiness is a mixed thing, a thing compounded of sacrifices, and losses, and betrayals." - John Updike --
  • 3 star rating What art offers is space - a certain breathing room for the spirit. -John Updike --
  • 4 star rating America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.-John Updike --
  • 1 star rating "Perfectionism is the enemy of creation, as extreme self-solitude is the enemy of well-being, -John Updike, Odd Jobs" --
  • 4 star rating Life, just as we first thought, is playing grownup. -John Updike. --
  • 1 star rating My only duty is to describe reality as it had come to me and to give the mundane its beautiful due. - John Updike --
  • 1 star rating Today's class conclusion: an academic paper on "Furniture That Characters Have Sex On In John Updike Stories" is a good idea. --
  • 3 star rating "You do things and do things and nobody really has a clue." - John Updike, Rabbit, Run --

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