John Torode

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• I'm attempting a recipe from Masterchef but the part where John Torode pours scorn over it is missing. -- Nigel A. Hammond
• I really want to go for a pint with all the celebrity chefs! The Hairy Bikers, Ramsay, Greg Wallace, Paul Hollywood and John Torode -- Oli Norbury
• So is this DJ that's been arrested a real doctor? He looks a little bit like John Torode. Clearly that's of no relevance. -- Grandma Grammar
• He is such a peen -- simply brad
• Hearing John Torode kinda switch accent when he visits Masterchef Australia <3 (made me feel a bit better, yay) -- Josefine Stübner
• Nobody understands how much I fancy john torode from masterchef -- ♡ k i w i ♡
• If I were John Torode critiquing my falafels, I would say my flavour combination was good but execution quite poor. Oh well, next time... -- Laura Moriarty
• Neil Fox & John Torode have never been seen in the same room as each other. -- moz
• John Torode laying an egg. -- Todd Koffee
• "I am the punishment of God. If you have not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me to you." - John Torode -- Leeham Duverne
• He is sitting next but one to me on the train. He has VERY hairy hands. -- Three French Flens
• John Torode in metro this morning. 'I shop, then cook and eat.' So that's how you do it. -- Justin Carter
• Greg Wallace fine, Mary Berry and Paul Hollywood fine. he is an abomination -- Milo Yiannopoulos
• Can't stand this boring stage of Masterchef.Enough to make you give up watching altogether this restaurant bit.Bring back John Torode!! -- Alison Benbow
• A child in my class said I was like John Torode when I put my apron on today. She then looked closely at me and then said "No, Greg Wallace" -- Parko
• Anyone else find the Lisa Faulkner Hotpoint add hard to believe given that she chooses to have sex with John Torode? -- Gareth Wilkinson
• potato cakes = 'scallops' in the Black Country. No need to go to Australia for them, as you say on John Torode's Australia... -- Bethann Siviter
• I apologise in advance to everyone in the supertheatre watching John Torode tomorrow at 1.30pm. Sorry for being annoying and mental -- Imogen Rowe
• John Torode prepping spiral pie phase 2 -- ☯ ‏Leah Vuitton ☯ ‏
• John Torode keeps crying about how good the food is...feel ya man -- Emily
• Excited about attending the at the NEC . VIP seats to see James Martin and John torode -- Sudip Bhaduri
• Get shot of Monica n bring back John Torode that's what I say -- Eazy E
• Sure I saw John Torode in Pret earlier -- Vicky
• There is something terribly wrong in judging someone's ability in English through an essay on a John Torode article -- Ted
• I really hope i can use the 'why we should all eat red meat' article by john torode on Friday -- charlotte
• What is all this food nonsense on We'll be having Greg(g) Wallace and John Torode on in a minute to grimace at the camera. -- Nickie
• If i can't use Eating Out or John Torode in my English exam tomorrow i'll bite my own tongue and bleed out on the sports hall floor -- layla
• Aim: write about eating out or grandpa's soup or john torode for the anthology question -- kim
• Oh big John Torode, he loves a kebab -- Mead
• Can we just appreciate John Torode from Masterchef recommented me. I feel famous. I'll be on celebrity big brother next. -- Rhys
• Ed Balls and John Torode. Are they related? -- miranda
• Message from John Torode: Britain, you have 5 munuts! -- Joe Bleasdale
• Saw some Junior Masterchef on CBBC. John Torode must be filming around the clock. -- Royston's Deli
• John Torode can suck a dick too -- Rory Mathie
• Lisa Faulkner and John Torode are a couple? What the hell? -- pterridactyl
• Watching A Cook Abroad with John Torode in Argentina. I never knew they cooked armadillos over there. -- Mark S
• Celeb spot of the day John Torode in a purple hoodie at Highbury & Islington Station -- Deb Murray
• Amazing day at show, John Torode was so funny! Can't wait for the winter show now! -- Bea Murfin
• Bring back John Torode! James Martin's stupid omelette challenge has had its day and is just pathetic -- Andrew Stevenson
• Out tonight again with John Torode and Gregg Wallace at the Wiveton Bell, why don't they have what I have, wonderful Cley smokehouse fish -- Litho Supplies (UK)
• Good food show at NEC - watching John torode. Tasted black pepper popcorn for first time - worth trying !! -- Neil Ward
• Just saw a man who looked more like John Torode than John Torode does. -- jemimah
• Oops Chris Evans,Gregg Wallace is a bald rubbish dancer from Whitstable. he is the Aussie chef on the sofa next to you! ! -- Mark Andrews
• Did Chris Evans just call John Torode, Gregg? -- James Stone
• Did Chris Evans just call John Torode Gregg? -- Jamie Lowry
• Eh? John Torode. Sugar on frozen chips. Sugar! Chips! He learned a cooking tip from Ryland. -- Jonathan Carr
• John Torode peels cold baked potatoes instead of cutting them in half and scooping out the flesh. What the sheer fuck is wrong with him? -- Simon George
• Honestly though, he is one sexy man. -- Laura
• I bet John torode is fucking ace at black ops -- Joe Wong
• Fraser Nelson always looks like he is auditioning to become either the next Bond or John Torode -- Laura Morris

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