John Smoltz

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American professional baseball player, pitcher, sportscaster
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  • 3 star rating If his wardrobe on MLB network is any indication, John Smoltz hasn't bought a new suit since 1990. --
  • 4 star rating The Mets rise is coming faster than people think ~John Smoltz --
  • 3 star rating Listening to Mark Reynolds & John Smoltz talk baseball is really entertaining. --
  • 4 star rating John Smoltz thinks closer money is going way up. That is not true. --
  • 2 star rating John Smoltz says can make playoffs. Bobby Ojeda says playoff contention is essentially over. What gives. --
  • 5 star rating He is pretty annoying as a commentator. --
  • 5 star rating Then John Smoltz comes in and says "Trout is gonna win it" love it Smoltz --
  • 2 star rating Please john smoltz tell me more about how giving up five runs in eight innings is better than a quality start --
  • 3 star rating John Smoltz ripping the quality start stat. he is my favorite analyst. --
  • 3 star rating He is an amazing color commentator. His insights and experiences are incredible --
  • 3 star rating Pretty soon Fox is going to show an 800 number to call to subscribe to the John Smoltz newsletter. --
  • 3 star rating Hearing John Smoltz as a baseball announcer is quite strange. He's good though! --
  • 3 star rating So he is a Sparty and Harold Reynolds is an Oregon Duck. I am sure both have great conversations. --
  • 4 star rating John smoltz is a spartan fan!? New found respect for a legend. --
  • 1 star rating He is confused by the concept of a team that he reckons are "as hot as anyone right now" getting four straight hits. --
  • 3 star rating ""I think this is a must win-game for David Price and the John Smoltz --
  • 5 star rating He is the best. --
  • 4 star rating "I think this is a must win-game for David Price and the John Smoltz --
  • 5 star rating John Smoltz just said that Johnny Cueto is having more of a Cy Young season than Clayton Kershaw. Don't even know what to say about this one --
  • 5 star rating John smoltz just said one of the stupidest things I've ever heard on Cueto is having a better all around season for cy young than kershaw --
  • 3 star rating No, John Smoltz, Johnny Cueto is not having a better season than Clayton Kershaw. --
  • 5 star rating He is on crack --
  • 5 star rating John Smoltz , you're a smart man, but shut your whore mouth when you say things like Cueto is having a better "overall" year than Kershaw. --
  • 4 star rating So what you're saying is that Clayton Kershaw is no John Smoltz? --
  • 4 star rating He is so much better during the playoffs. More facts, less puns. --
  • 4 star rating Can I talk about baseball with John Smoltz please? Guy is great. --
  • 5 star rating John Smoltz sounds so much like Jim Palmer --
  • 1 star rating Fox broadcaster he is so biased towards the Nats! Fawns over Strasburg. Says nothing after Strickland K & Panik triple. --
  • 4 star rating I'm pretty sure John Smoltz thinks Peavy is an actual car. --
  • 5 star rating I think he is a really solid game analyst --
  • 5 star rating Man, he is great on this broadcast. Would love to hear him more often, fantastic insight into the game. --
  • 5 star rating John Smoltz is a fucking retarted --
  • 3 star rating "Sandoval at the plate, a guy you can double up...obviously." - is that a fat joke, John Smoltz? --
  • 1 star rating "Now that's just tip-your-hat, even if that pitch is not a strike" But why would you-- I-- Is this John Smoltz?? --
  • 5 star rating I think he is pretty good in the analyst role. --
  • 4 star rating He is the best MLB color-commentator in the game today. --
  • 3 star rating John Smoltz called Strasburg a "low mileage classic Bentley". IS that good or bad? --
  • 3 star rating He is doing the game. It's cool, I feel like losing braincells today --
  • 3 star rating According to John Smoltz, Jake Peavy is a 1956 Mustang, and Strasburg is a Bentley. OK then. --
  • 4 star rating Damn. Danny Duffy is a spitting image of a young John Smoltz. --
  • 1 star rating Totally agree w/ John Smoltz length of gms is worse when umps have diff K zones or worse changing K zones during the game --
  • 1 star rating Just talked to John Smoltz on the phone just had to put him on hold but 12 year old Justin is jumping for joy --
  • 1 star rating Heard John Smoltz on satellite radio yesterday predict Royals win in 14 innings. Guy is obviously out to lunch. --
  • 4 star rating The MLB Postseason, where every walk is a rally. - John Smoltz --
  • 3 star rating "The only concern is that all that emotion had a 5 day pause" - John Smoltz on the --
  • 2 star rating Man, he is so insightful and has facts to back his stuff up. One of the few that I don't get annoyed of --
  • 5 star rating John Smoltz looks really old --
  • 4 star rating He is a cousin of Charlie Gehringer. What have you learned today? --
  • 3 star rating John Smoltz predicted the A's/Royals game to go 14 innings..... I sure hope so lmao --
  • 5 star rating I think it is strange to hear John Smoltz talk about how the Tigers are built as a 7 inning team because that was the mid 90s Braves. --

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