John Simon

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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 3 star rating So happy for John Simon! Getting some nice playing time after getting the hell out of Baltimore. --
  • 4 star rating Really glad to see John Simon getting burn tonight --
  • 5 star rating John Simon looks good so far --
  • 1 star rating So happy for John Simon getting his first sack of his NFL career tonight with the Texans! Making Youngstown proud! --
  • 5 star rating He is the dude --
  • 4 star rating Mike Vrabel bringing John Simon to HOU is pretty cool. --
  • 5 star rating Well, at least he is getting through... --
  • 4 star rating At least he is playing with a little passion for the Texans --
  • 5 star rating He is out there making plays!! --
  • 3 star rating Damn my dude John Simon in on every play I really didn't like how we kept Mclellan over him --
  • 5 star rating He is ballin rn ! --
  • 5 star rating He is balling. --
  • 4 star rating John Simon to the IR is not what I wanted to wake up to. --
  • 2 star rating He is sitting right in front of me, so if you want to talk crap about wrestling, you can say it to his face. --
  • 4 star rating So john Simon is a Texan now. Why an the fuck did we cut him --
  • 3 star rating So the left tackle flat out tackled john Simon...that's cool. Thanks refs --
  • 5 star rating John Simon with a sack. He is looking good --
  • 4 star rating John Simon's birthday is Tuesday. We both turn 24 that day. --
  • 5 star rating He is a SAVAGE --
  • 3 star rating So far, I'm pretty glad Houston took John Simon off the Baltimore practice squad. --
  • 3 star rating Wow he is tearing shit up lmao. Would've had another sack if he wasn't laid on by that bum Castonzo --
  • 4 star rating He is now playing for the Texans, he went to my school.. Just saying --
  • 5 star rating He is getting pressure! I like him man... --
  • 3 star rating John Simon...TheOSU. Really wish the would of picked him up. Huge Talent! --
  • 4 star rating Glad to see John Simon getting some snaps, guy is a MONSTER --
  • 5 star rating JOHN SIMON --
  • 5 star rating Why is John Simon on the field --
  • 3 star rating Wait...John Simon really got on the field for the Texans? Haha...well...good luck with him. --
  • 2 star rating This is the WORST possible way to fins out the Texans signed John Simon off of our practice squad... --
  • 5 star rating He is the man! --
  • 5 star rating Is John Simon playing tonight? --
  • 4 star rating Congrats to John Simon on being picked up by the Texans --
  • 4 star rating Ravens lose a very good player in John Simon. Unfortunate. --
  • 3 star rating I missed the arena being full, the Lets Go Buffalo chants are giving me chills. --
  • 5 star rating Hope John Simon gets a shot w/ the Texans, has a really nice spin move on him. Shame the Ravens couldn't find him a place on their roster. --
  • 5 star rating Too hype he is with the Texans --
  • 5 star rating I'm gonna be really upset if John Simon turns into a good player for Houston, b/c Indy signed Chris Carter & a hobbled Victor Butler instead --
  • 2 star rating Appears John Simon s health is something to watch moving forward. He misses time, Clowney goes back to OLB. --
  • 5 star rating I won't be on the pool table momentarily, so I'm a super fan again: Cavs, Kentucky(hoops), John Simon, FSU/Bama, Pats/Broncos/Steelers/49ers --
  • 4 star rating Do you like what you've seen from Orton so far this season? --
  • 3 star rating Christopher St. John, Simon Quinn... Sylvia Day's Georgian series is sizzling hot. --
  • 2 star rating John Simon~ Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is ignorant. --
  • 5 star rating Can anyone tell me who you think would be the verbal leader on this team? Who is the John Simon, Mike doss of this team if there is one? --
  • 5 star rating Joey Bosa is 7th player to claim the Smith-Brown Defensive Lineman of the Year award & 1st since John Simon was honored in 2012. --
  • 1 star rating John Simon: Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully ignorant. --
  • 5 star rating Citation machine makes english so much easier --
  • 1 star rating "Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully ignorant." ~ John Simon --
  • 5 star rating I think it is really sad to see all the comments that fans send to John, Simon, et. al these days to never see them online or respond... --
  • 5 star rating "Star Wars will do very nicely for those lucky enough to be childish or unlucky enough never to have grown up." John Simon, NY Magazine 1977 --
  • 5 star rating A filly by he is not only a want but a need --

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