John Rocker

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American baseball player (Famous from most vocal of all dumb right-wing bigots in sports since Ty Cobb (with far less talent))
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John Rocker is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. He has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out his bodybuilder body, short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.

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Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 3 star rating The only relevant comparison for Hunahpu s bad sportsmanship is John Rocker. --
  • 4 star rating John Rocker former Atlanta Braves closer is on Survivor --
  • 5 star rating So, he is still being John Rocker, eh? --
  • 5 star rating He is such a jerk on Survivor --
  • 3 star rating I would just like to thank John Rocker for a being a racist douche. Getting some nice hits today. --
  • 3 star rating Y'all can hate him all you want. But he is making this game interesting. --
  • 3 star rating John Rocker should be kicked off survivor. Who does he think he is?? --
  • 3 star rating "The icing on the top is, now I'm stuck out here with John Rocker." Lololol --
  • 5 star rating Enjoying this season Looks like John Rocker's racist/homophobic past is going to catch up with him Hope he's changed Seems angry --
  • 3 star rating Omg he is on Survivor this season? That's one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard. Wtf. --
  • 5 star rating It's dawning on them all who he is. --
  • 5 star rating Wait, *the* he is on Survivor? Hahahahaha --
  • 1 star rating Julie thought going on a reality show would mean avoiding being judged by others. She and John Rocker truly deserve each other. --
  • 1 star rating But then again John Rocker believed Val so maybe she knew her audience? Or John just burned some brain cells from roids. --
  • 5 star rating One of the best parts of being at the Survivor KIAs taping last night was hearing the crowd boo John Rocker! New Yorkers do not approve! --
  • 1 star rating The funny thing is that john rocker was the one trying to save the African American in the tribe. Oh, the irony! --
  • 5 star rating He is kind of a douche... --
  • 5 star rating You can't invite John Rocker somewhere, and then not expect him to John Rocker. That's what he does. That's who he is. That's what he knows. --
  • 3 star rating He's a total jackass but i'm not even gonna lie... he is pretty sexy. --
  • 4 star rating Why do I have a feeling he is going home in this episode... --
  • 5 star rating Looks like he is going to cause some waves on --
  • 5 star rating He is gonna have issues on survivor I can tell --
  • 5 star rating I honestly dislike John Rocker so much --
  • 2 star rating Survivor hasn't kept John Rocker from being sexist, so don't let anyone tell you everything changes. --
  • 4 star rating Words can't explain how happy I am that he is on Survivor. --
  • 4 star rating Well, in case you were wondering, he is still an ass. A sexist ass. --
  • 3 star rating Watching survivor. Just found out who he is. Enjoy Exile Island John. --
  • 3 star rating Mmmph Jon's muscles straining against John Rocker THIS IS A GREAT CHALLENGE --
  • 1 star rating I hope Jeff Probst and the people who created that challenge know that he is coming for them after the season ends. --
  • 5 star rating Well he is still an asshole. --
  • 3 star rating So....right now survivor hate John Rocker's girlfriend more than him... --
  • 4 star rating He is such an arrogant asshole, I realllly don't like him --
  • 4 star rating he is gone. As a HUGE Mets fan. O HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!! --
  • 2 star rating Say what you will about John Rocker but you have to admit he'd have a really solid Flintstones name. --
  • 5 star rating John Rocker voted off Survivor with an immunity idol in his pocket after being called a racist and trying to fight a lady; very John Rocker. --
  • 4 star rating If he is ever in charge of protecting me, I'm hiring a bodyguard. --
  • 5 star rating He is not having a good day. --
  • 3 star rating He is on the TV show proving that reality tv executives will sell their souls for ratings. Awful --
  • 5 star rating FLOORED. Lots here, John Rocker said "I am not mad I lost. I am mad I lost to a girl" REALLY you didn't just lose she kicked ur sexist ass! --
  • 5 star rating He is a dumbass. --
  • 5 star rating Everyone realized who he is, and that he got sent to Exile Island with an ethnic gentleman. The jokes are hilarious and plentiful. --
  • 3 star rating John rocker is on survivor, there is black people on survivor, this could get real good or bad !! --
  • 3 star rating Does John Rocker have on pink nail polish? or is one of is nails missing? Irony for nail polish. --
  • 1 star rating josh is awwsome. A gay guy who'll work w john rocker!? Holy crap a jew who'll work w mengele! This is awesome! --
  • 4 star rating He is on Survivor. I feel like not enough is being made of this. --
  • 3 star rating Jeremy is mad. He's out to get John Rocker now lol. It was Val's fault! --
  • 5 star rating Oh. The contestants are starting to figure out exactly WHO John Rocker actually is & realizing the ALREADY know he's a crappy guy! --
  • 3 star rating If he is trying to change his image on he's failing miserably by making sexist remarks --
  • 3 star rating Thats why he is a douch and will always be a douch..."worst then that, I lost to a girl"...idiot. --
  • 4 star rating He is still a complete meathead, in case anyone was wondering. --

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