John Prescott

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Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom (1997–2007)
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  • 5 star rating John Prescott on top gear is so funny --
  • 5 star rating He is 94 stone. --
  • 3 star rating This is wonderful! John requested that he be photographed extending expenses. --
  • 5 star rating Labour's fundamental problem is the lack of a John Prescott, working class Dep Leader to unite the party. All champagne socialists now. --
  • 2 star rating Maggie needed a Willie. Tony needed a gruff John Prescott. Ed needs a who really 'gets' Labour's core --
  • 5 star rating Eric Pickles is fatter than John Prescott --
  • 5 star rating Is John Prescott going potty? --
  • 5 star rating PM to Ed M: 'lecture from John Prescott on good comms means you're really in trouble'. Yet Lord P connects w voters better than either --
  • 4 star rating Cameron insults John Prescott now that is classy not --
  • 5 star rating John Prescott's wife is great. --
  • 4 star rating The John Prescott-joke was a bit low, despite being spot on. --
  • 3 star rating What you need to do is think of John Prescott and then think of people a lot less bright --
  • 4 star rating Still in awe of John Prescott being excited by Shikari. What even? --
  • 3 star rating I'm so confused with my last recomment.....that's dot cotton and john prescott --
  • 5 star rating I think he is my favourite person in the world --
  • 5 star rating As If he is a Shikari fan --
  • 3 star rating John Prescott being an Enter Shikari fan is still something I can't get my head around --
  • 4 star rating John Prescott a Shikari fan. Who'd have thought it?! So amused. --
  • 4 star rating He is a Shikari fan. This has made my day already. --
  • 5 star rating Former Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott says we are better together and Johann Lamont should accept that Labour is a UK party a ... --
  • 4 star rating My favourite tellytubby is definitely john Prescott. --
  • 5 star rating He is making me laugh. --
  • 1 star rating How do you become a Lord? I thought you were born into it? But someone made John Prescott a Lord. Why is he a Lord? Help! --
  • 4 star rating He is proper embarrassing himself on Top Gear haha. Guys a parce --
  • 4 star rating John Prescott on Top Gear is just embarrassing. Stop it, just stop. --
  • 1 star rating on jogger-gate John Prescott was in the as I left the room, I thought the moment of maximum danger had ... passed. --
  • 5 star rating Ed Miliband is getting lessons on being working class from John Prescott. Day 1: Sip champagne. Day 2: Play croquet. Day 3: Shag the staff. --
  • 2 star rating He is teased about letting out a long "nooooooooo" sound about a survey of Labour Parliamentary hopefuls. --
  • 4 star rating Today I learnt, John major is definitely NOT John Prescott! --
  • 5 star rating Apparently Edwina Currie had an affair with John Major, but when I heard that the face of John Prescott popped into my head. So wrong! --
  • 1 star rating Just realised my comment picture is still of a young John Prescott... Might change it to another of my many lookalikes. --
  • 5 star rating John Prescott punches a member of the public, keeps his job. Emily Thornberry comments something stupid, forced to resign. Really Ed, really --
  • 3 star rating UK's former Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott says Israel's bombardment of is a war crime sleeps --
  • 5 star rating John Prescott on Top Gear is hilarious --
  • 3 star rating Joanna Lumley s ministerial portfolio is almost as weird as the one John Prescott had. --
  • 4 star rating He is in East Yorkshire monitoring his local KFC closely. --
  • 5 star rating Maybe the morra night is a set up and John Prescott will dae a Paul Heyman ECW and bring the Germans in so Sco/Eng merge to play them --
  • 3 star rating More urgent than Ebola, climate change is a bigger threat, says John Prescott: --
  • 4 star rating John Prescott punching a voter is just hilarious --
  • 1 star rating Pleased to read in paper that Lord John Prescott has been exposed for the fraud that he is Money is all he is interested in --
  • 5 star rating When will those responsible at the Mirror be arrested? Where is the outrage from Hugh Grant, Tom Watson, John Prescott and the BBC? --
  • 1 star rating I'm pleased to say all members of my galley crew are much better qualified than John Prescott - in so many ways --
  • 1 star rating A good time to remind my 90,000 followers that he is a fat, lying fraud, who lets his son David comment the account --
  • 3 star rating John Prescott really should still be an MP, could burn gov front bench every day --
  • 5 star rating Evie has the same hair as John Prescott today --
  • 5 star rating John prescott is the best --
  • 1 star rating John Prescott on fine form this evening. Other Lords apologising for the lateness of the hour and he is orating at length --
  • 2 star rating Says it as it is and doesn't give a single glimpse of a fuck about retortion, John Prescott you're such a guy --
  • 1 star rating 'Jeffery Archer' - Another bad lie. 'John Prescott' - A punch into the gallery. 'Kate Moss' - Very thin but it worked --
  • 3 star rating This is like having to choose between Nigel Farage or John Prescott for PM! --

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