John Popper

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• He keeps harassing my brother and my friends on Twitter. He told my friend that he is cat poop. Also he's fat. -- Slapnuts
• Blues Traveler is playing the halftime show at BOA. Not sure who's lost more weight... Jordan Gross or John Popper. -- Josh Coley
• He is a dick -- john cena superpussy
• The key is to think like Karl Popper and play the harmonica like John Popper -- Matthew J. Cantieri
• There's no opinion lamer than saying he is your all-time favorite harp player -- Franklin Rabon
• John Popper, sending me dead cats in the mail is probably illegal. -- BANNED FRM WWE EVENT
• I bet John Popper eats ass but like, he's really bad at it. -- 69 Strikes
• I'm so tired of john popper -- oatgan
• I'm starting to wonder if Paul Bell is actually John Popper -- Karen Geier
• Oh wait, hold on. Surprise guest harmonica solo from John Popper, who is always welcome in my earholes. I'm reinvested. -- Alex J. Sandoval
• John popper is in my city today. Omg. Wut. Cant wait to see them tonight! Hopefully im still on the guest list ;) -- jordan walker
• I heard t hat John Popper eats his own urine for survivor series? -- The Real BlankGambit
• Guys he is cool I like him. -- Homer Glumplich
• Looks like he is fat again. Dude is still harmonica virtuoso -- Kevin Webb
• Part 8 of my parents buying the Run Around cassette at a gas station so thank you John Popper -- Bot News Botrett
• I didn't realize was so good at playing harmonica. Move over John Popper of -- Teresa Potts
• If i hear john popper say suck it in one more time i will murder whoever is sitting nxt to me in the van -notmira -- MarryF*ckKillCudTour
• One question though, why is zombie John Popper in that parade? -- Count Matthula
• "What Would You Say" was Under The Table And Dreaming's first single and music video and it features John Popper on harmonica. -- dave matthews band
• "Closer I Get (feat. John Popper)" on "Peace of Mind (Deluxe)" by Rebelution. -- SpaceCorgi
• Pretty sure hunter pence toured with john popper of blues traveler & spin doctors wearing birkenstocks in upstate new york circa late 90's. -- braxton pope
• John popper my man been a while no word from ya... hit me back when you name search this, mate... -- carbureted dag༄
• Who do you reckon smelled worse at their 90's peak: John Popper from Blues Traveler, or Chris Barron from Spin Doctors? -- Rob Cee Must Die
• 'Broken Raven' also features John Popper from the Band Blues Traveler and Pete Gustin..the golden voice of radio, TV, and film. STAY TUNED! -- Cobblestone Creative
• I'm finally old and confident enough to say that the Doors sucked. And if Morrison looked like John Popper we never would have heard of em. -- John Beuhler
• The John Popper Salad. It's new at Gay Hooters and its a delicious contradiction -- Scary Gay BOOters
• I ain't telling you no lies - me and john popper -- benjamin green
• When is him saying he regrets not hitting jerry if you like comment wars you should comment at john popper he's into that shit -- Botgan
• If John Popper ever became an amputee, the hook would bring him back -- Mark Cellan
• Rebelution - Closer I Get (feat. John Popper) -- [BANA]brocxftw
• As far as I'm concerned John Popper can shove every last harmonica he has up his ass -- Ryan O'Leary
• I love john popper to death -- bleeding
• John popper please stop responding to literally every comment that mentions you. -- Dr Courage & Mr Hulk
• Oh God. Blues Traveler just came up on Pandora. Remember when John Popper had a heart attack while masturbating? -- Drew Morton
• Hey jerry if you like comment wars you should comment at john popper he's into that shit -- OLATGAIN
• He is my waifu -- Kevin Brown
• So...is John Popper the CEO of Papa John's pizza? He sure lost a lot of weight if so, which is surprising because pizza -- redbeef
• I'm really offended that John Popper never awkwardly replied to this comment. -- Thomas Green
• John Popper, what is your position on -- Taco
• Disclaimer: no he is on meth or not, I was merely commenting on rumors. -- Holly Green
• He is generally considered fat -- Slapnutsune Miku
• Literally all I know about he is that he namesearches himself on comment. Beyond that, nothing. JOHN POPPER TELL ME WHO YOU ARE -- The Goog
• He is it true you got your name from the acne that repeatedly appears on your person? -- idiot failure ghost
• You're a useless sack of shit john popper and your wing game is bottom tier -- Colton Blumpo
• Things you learn doing research: he is from Chardon, Ohio, which is kind of by Cleveland. -- Marah Eakin
• Mr. Popper's Penguins (2011): a harrowing documentary about how Blues Traveler's he is actually several penguins in a costume -- Al Shipley
• He is finger-popping some young girl at the bar. -- Chad Edge
• Roleplay idea: your pussy is a harmonica and I'm John Popper. -- Paul McDonis
• Let's just all talk about how much John Popper RIPS on the harmonica. For real, though. That dude is awesome. -- Mike Calme
• John Popper from Blues Traveler isn't Jewish, but he still celebrates Harmonnakah. -- Cheeto Bandito

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