John Mccririck

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British horse racing pundit
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John Mccririck is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.

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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 1 star rating Although supposedly written for his wife, John Legend's song 'All Of Me' is actually about TV horse racing pundit John McCririck. --
  • 3 star rating King For A Day is back at 11.30am today. John McCririck is joined by leading owner Chris Wright. --
  • 4 star rating Everyone is cute and I look like John McCririck's ballbag. --
  • 4 star rating Thank you John McCririck!!! Couldn't agree more! --
  • 5 star rating Just bought a form of coffee that wasn't on the menu as just "coffee". Extraordinary. I feel like John McCririck in a supermarket. --
  • 5 star rating Oh god the waxing lady looks like John McCririck --
  • 1 star rating TV Programme idea Gagglebox. John McCririck interviews a group of people whilst having a big communal shit with them. --
  • 3 star rating Is it only who comment shoddy examples or do dentists post pics of John McCririck? --
  • 3 star rating For a woman to support is rather like a suffragette marrying John McCririck --
  • 5 star rating Remember that time John Mccririck wandered about the Big Brother house in his pants like a gargoyle made of used lard? Sleep well. --
  • 3 star rating How hasnt John McCririck has his door knocked down yet regarding operation yewtree? --
  • 3 star rating Hosting a race night tonight, Tonight I will host like Jerry St Clare combined with John McCririck --
  • 5 star rating Jordan Facetimed me from Belgium, he looked beautiful and lovely and I looked like John McCririck :( --
  • 4 star rating Got some knob behind me thinking he's john mccririck --
  • 1 star rating I think the idea of John McCririck naked is less scarier and more appealing than the current Mecca Bingo adverts. D: --
  • 2 star rating I was going to watch but then I remembered I arranged to go bobbing for apples in John McCririck s toilet. --
  • 2 star rating Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let's do it, let's live in John McCririck's pubes. --
  • 4 star rating 1940 John McCririck, English journalist. Happy 76th! --
  • 2 star rating The only things more horrific than this semi final are ethnic cleansing and John McCririck's underpants. --
  • 5 star rating Riverdance, but with John McCririck. --
  • 4 star rating Oh no not James Whale!! Bring back John McCririck all is forgiven! --
  • 1 star rating Donald Trump running for president is the equivalent of John McCririck running for UK PM. It's scary that he'll probs win --
  • 4 star rating What ever happened to John McCririck? Did operation yewtree get him? --
  • 1 star rating Bring back Vanesa Feltz, John McCririck, Jackie Stallone, Coolio & I can't believe am typing this but Perez Hilton --
  • 4 star rating If it's possible, even more unbearable than John Mccririck --
  • 4 star rating "Vote me out soon!" We've got a John McCririck on our hands here! --
  • 1 star rating sorry I don't see any CBB beating Jackie Stallone "yeah Jackie" moment - then... John McCririck going off on one about Diet Coke --
  • 5 star rating More annoying than John McCririck --
  • 2 star rating God created Man in his own image but, in a blow to monotheists everywhere, particularly John McCririck. --
  • 4 star rating To the bloke in the blue Mazda - your wife looks like John Mccririck --
  • 1 star rating John McCririck is on Bullseye with Linda Lusardi. He's already called her a filly and guessed the size of her breasts. --
  • 1 star rating Only thing I'm dreading aboot Cheltenham starting is aww these clueless bastards coming oot thinking there John mccririck --
  • 3 star rating Buzzing to see my timeline filled up with wannabe John McCririck's for the next 4 days... --
  • 5 star rating Cheltenham Festival When every lad suddenly thinks they're John McCririck and loses loads of cash but post their 1 winner like they are god --
  • 3 star rating Cheltenham tomorrow. Everyone turns into John McCririck for the week. Horse nonces. --
  • 2 star rating I've lived in london for 3 years and saw my first celeb in the wild this fine eve. it was john mccririck. --
  • 3 star rating Genuinely had a dream last night that John McCririck came round to mine and had a coffee --
  • 3 star rating Bring on John McCririck to shout the odds about the burger flipper passing or failing rehab --
  • 5 star rating Are you ill John McCririck? --
  • 5 star rating I think those campaigning for sexual equality in horse racing could do without John McCririck's backing judging by the last 10 mins on ATR --
  • 1 star rating John mccririck use to call Leslie graham the posh bird on channel 4 racing. What the hell would he call Francesca Cumani. --
  • 3 star rating How have I only just heard of John McCririck!? Lord, he is a pretentious arsehole. --
  • 1 star rating Okay, look, I look AMAZING in hats, but the one exception is the deerstalker, which makes me look like John McCririck. --
  • 2 star rating Random thought: How would we like Naked Attraction if it was hosted by Jim Davidson or John McCririck? --
  • 1 star rating We now have John McCririck doing a forefit by milking a cow and making an absolute mess-up of it. Superb stuff. --
  • 1 star rating He is very good at telling people what to do. I suspect absolutely useless at getting off his arse and finding it out himself --
  • 5 star rating Nice to see John McCririck on tonight ....... --
  • 5 star rating John mccririck let himself go --
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  • 3 star rating Get ready for Rachel begging for Parmesan in the diary room John McCririck style. --

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