Never be ashamed of having a crush on John Malkovich I'm a crusher
Academy Award-nominated American actor, producer and director (Famous from Being John Malkovich)
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He was named one of 100 Best Actors Turned Directors by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.
, and ranks among all celebrities on the Top Celebrity Crushes list. He was named one of 100 Best Actors Turned Directors by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.
John Malkovich is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He has salt and pepper hair. Scroll down and check out his slim body, short and/or medium salt and pepper hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On John Malkovich
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"Bilinç, korkunç bir lanettir. Dü ünürsün, hissedersin, ac çekersin." - Being John Malkovich -- Kaka Böceği
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Hallé un vórtex que conecta a Juanga con Lou Reed, tipo Being John Malkovich. Salí, asustado, para ver el universo colapsar. Mas no sucedió. -- Bruno Bartra
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Being john malkovich is the most fucked up movie -- medical doctor
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Being he is one of those films I wish everyone would watch because it's interestingly weird & really good.. -- Marie Claire
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Movie of the Now: Being John Malkovich (1999) -- DOPE KIDD
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This movie had John Malkovich too? Con Air really is the greatest -- exam
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My John Malkovich impression is just a really bad Christopher Walken impression. -- Melia Schurig
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Being That Close To John Malkovich's Dick -- JustPlainSteve
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"I remember the Secret Service being tougher..." John Malkovich, RED (2010) -- David Nelson
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Being John Malkovich. :) -- Elle Woods
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When john malkovich does any accent other than british or american it sounds so pretentious but hey, hes john malkovich fuck u -- THE FLESHGOD ICK
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Watching Being John Malkovich -- Volo Noscere
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. . being john malkovich . -- Лёха Плотников
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"Bilinç, korkunç bir lanettir. Dü ünürsün, hissedersin, ac çekersin." - Being John Malkovich" -- Serkan
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"Bilinç, korkunç bir lanettir.
Dü ünürsün,hissedersin,ac çekersin."
- Being John Malkovich -- Fâtıma Nur MÜCEVHER
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"Bilinç, korkunç bir lanettir. Dü ünürsün, hissedersin, ac çekersin."
- Being John Malkovich -- Elif Erdoğan
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"Bilinç, korkunç bir lanettir. Dü ünürsün, hissedersin, ac çekersin." - Being John Malkovich -- Fahriye
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The scene in Being John Malkovich where. Malkovich goes through the portal into his own mind is amazing. -- Mike Yo
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Enxurrada de filmes bom nesses dias, de HER a Being John Malkovich. -- Marco Antonio
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Being John Malkovich -- Garrett
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I may be late to the party here but john malkovich knows his Russian accent in "Rounders" is tucking awful right? -- Kendra
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Being he is the scariest movie I have seen since Jamanji -- Vanessa Barbera
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McCormick looks like a character being played by John Malkovich, which means he may have bodies in his trunk -- Mr. Reeves
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Me: My favorite John Malkovich films are Home Alone & The Pagemaster.
Friend: I think you mean Macaulay Culkin.
Me: What is Macaulay Culkin? -- Patrick Hastie
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Que película mambera "Being John Malkovich". Terrible. -- Ale Di Costanzo
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John Malkovich mag dan wel een beetje kierewiet zijn, maar hij is wel kierewiet op een geweldige manier. -- Jeroen Verhelst
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Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate. (Being John Malkovich) -- Film Quotes
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Being John Malkovich's Human Centipede -- Bryan Behar
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He is a legend -- C A L M
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FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN MANKIND DO NOT REcomment JOHN MALKOVICH IMPERSONATING SOME MARILYN MONROE SHOT BECAUSE JESUS HELP MY EYES -- Tulletilsynet
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Did you see the Marilyn Monroe one? So funny, I love John Malkovich even more now! -- VJ
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Being John Malkovich, Sandro Miller -- Moos Oliemans
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Da série vergonnha de ainda não ter assistido: Being John Malkovich -- Adolfo Schneider
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The photographer was right, John Malkovich really is the only one to pull off such a feat. What a character! -- Scott Eggert
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Being John Malkovich 2 -- Keith Mackay
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It is always a pleasure to have Clint Eastwood & John Malkovich in one movie...though it's a old one -- rabab hamdy
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The Nazis occupied the hotel I'm staying at in Warsaw, so all its art nouveau glory is preserved. John Malkovich lived here too. -- Sarah Dearing
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"Bilinç, korkunç bir lanettir. Dü ünürsün, hissedersin, ac çekersin." - Being John Malkovich -- Bak ne demiş ?
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Lotte Schwartz, BEING JOHN MALKOVICH
"Meet her there. Meet her there. Meet her there." -- M-ism
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We were playing being john malkovich, u were lindsey wixson, i was linda evangelista, hot tubbing. -- Mucky
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I'm on floor 2 1/2 at my hotel in Vevey. It's almost like I'm being John Malkovich. -- Rob Tiffany
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Got some movies at Bullmoose today. Taken, District 9, Being John Malkovich, and Alien. -- Barry Pietrantonio
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I wonder if he is a nice person. -- Stranger, with candy
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Being Matthew, Mark, Luke and John Malkovich -- Doctor Napalm
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Listen, I'm like way into the whole portal into John Malkovich thing, but first I need a portal to the 7 1/2 floor that is not an elevator. -- Gigi V.
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"Being John Malkovich" is the worst flick EVER... FOREVER!!! Shame on John Cusack, Cameron Diaz and rest of this cast! -- Darijan Briški
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Counterbalancing normalcy with being john malkovich -- ıllıllı joshua byrd
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NW: Being John Malkovich. Why TF not? -- Hab Richardson
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Being John Malkovich. . : ! ? . -- Алёна Немцева
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Being John Malkovich -- Lord Baeless
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