John Mabry

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• Wait wait wait wait. John Mabry's going to get credit for this, isn't he? Sonofabitch. -- Matt Lemmon
• Can we finally stop acting like Kershaw is God s gift to baseball? Even an offense coached by John Mabry can rough this dude up -- Nicole
• Trying to find John Mabry to interview him and ask him how he's made this offense so good -- Al Hrabosky
• Genuine question: What benefit is John Mabry bringing to this offense? Anyone? Bueller? -- A Blog of Their Own
• He is standing next to our starting pitchers. Maybe this is why our offense struggles -- Cardinal Nation
• I do not want to hear he is a good hitting coach -- RedRob37⚡
• Mike Matheny and John Mabry both lost 12 runs on the base paths in their career. Well, duh. -- CardsCards
• John Mabry tries very hard.....to be a mediocre hitting coach. Don't pick on a nice guy like John. -- The Foolish Owl
• Is John Mabry running the Mizzou offense? -- Jeff Richardson
• John Mabry's "Play Possum Until Inning 7" strategy is working perfectly in this series. Also helping area cardiac units. -- Eric Johnson
• Pretty positive that he is the father of Descalso and Matty Carpenter... -- Gary Rademaker
• Jason Hayward just can t hit without John Mabry. -- Justin Striebel
• Just got my phone charged up. he is at it again, y'all. -- Tyler Oakley
• Tonight Harold Reynolds accuses John Mabry of being an actual Nazi. -- Misty Plops
• SO UM DON'T FIRE JOHN MABRY -- Sean Wachdorff
• All that John Mabry tutelage is paying off -- Tony Perkis
• Cardinals acquire Giancarlo Stanton. John Mabry steps down as hitting coach. -- nicole.
• Pretty sure john mabry is 10 feet from me so many things I want to say to him..... -- RIP18
• John mabry is like rawlings-grade tan in spring -- nathan, cool guy
• John Mabry has a huge head. Like... Wow. -- Hybrid
• Really hoping he is in some way connected to this hacking scandal. Need to find an excuse to fire that hack. -- Nicholas Ebmeier
• ...There is absolutely no evidence that he is good at his job. The same goes for Cruz. And people like homeruns, as they should. -- Maq
• John Mozeliak must have a "job for life". That is the only explanation as to why they are keeping John Mabry as batting coach. -- AJ Blade
• John Mabry pitches batting practice for the Cards. You wouldn't think him, being an OF by trade. -- Dave Brown
• Do we really know what John Mabry talks about with the hitters? This team just doesn't have a lot of HR power. -- Antho
• Dylan Tice led West Chester in almost every offensive category and is the same university attended by Cardinals hitting coach John Mabry. -- #VoteSTL
• Mike Girsch, your first order of business is firing Mike Matheny and John Mabry. -- Steve Doyel
• He is here to make every pitcher a Cy Young candidate -- Brian Schimm
• He is one of the worst hitting coaches in the league. -- BJ
• If Puig is in the trade, who's the John Mabry of the deal? -- Jason Wojciechowski
• Everything is John Mabry s fault, guys. All of it. John Mabry threw the 2004 World Series. It was John Mabry who distracted Don Denkinger. -- Chase Woodruff
• At what point is John Mabry to blame for the offensive demise? -- David Jenkins
• I saw John Mabry talking with Dan Johnson before that at-bat. Was the inning-ending double play REALLY surprising? -- Kevin Reynolds
• John Mabry dazed and confused about so many swing leading to runs. -- JT Hallbeck
• When he is your hitting coach, your team is going to hit as well as John Mabry. -- Danny Smith
• I'm glad I have comment to remind me that it is indeed John Mabry striking out with the bases loaded and not Stephen Piscotty or Kolten Wong -- Cishek 3:16
• John Mabry and Pete Kozma have incredible job security with the Cards. Offense is abysmal. -- Tim Leonard
• Embarrassing offensive performance. Again. But is anyone surprised? How about you, John Mabry? -- Kyle Thompson
• He is the reason why he only hit it to the track. Yall kill me with that shit -- Fat Lance Lynn
• Seriously, John Mabry has to get questioned at some point right? -- K-Baum
• John Mabry has a job because his best friend is the manager. MO needs to cut this off -- Matheny's Guys
• Opening credits for Blue Bloods... Guest Star: John Mabry. Surely it's not THE John Mabry, but I'm sure nobody's hitting on this episode. -- Chris
• The talent isn't the problem for the Cardinals, he is the problem. -- Booker B
• Stop it with the John Mabry anti power stuff. The hitting coach is not that powerful. -- ZackSTL
• So, Matt Holliday calls John Mabry, "Mabes". Someone needs to tell both of them that it was my nickname first! -- Seth Maberry
• Also get John Mabry away from my fucking baseball team. -- The Proud Jerk.
• According to Matt Holliday, John Mabry does actually do some kind of work. -- Greg Creamer
• I would be be okay with the Cardinals missing the playoffs for one year if it means firing John Mabry. Having him on the staff is a joke. -- Dalton Hafford
• He is bad. That his job is apparently safe as can be is inexcusable -- spookbot
• The fact that the are keeping John Mabry makes my balls boil with fury -- Derek J.

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