Never be ashamed of having a crush on John Kruk I'm a crusher
American baseball player
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Why People Have A Crush On John Kruk
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John Kruk basically just said everyone in baseball is continue to figure out a way to juice -- Brad Currao
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He is wearing Nikes with his suit -- Tyler Andersen
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Seriously. It makes me miss FS1 broadcasts. Can't stomach clueless ass Curt Schilling and John Kruk. -- Bay of Puigs
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Truly no character is ever safe in this show, fuck you -- John Kruk
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ESPN's baseball announcers are like listening to scratches on a chalk board. he is beyond stupid. -- Mazz
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Honus Wagner was a Shortstop. Being a stupid color commentary person is John Kruk. -- john carson
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I tell you, having Dan Shulman and John Kruk do the game from the really added to the broadcast! NOT! -- Joe Murphy
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He is contemplating jumping off the Green Monster since the Red Sox lost -- Mickey Mantle
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Best part of Sunday Night Baseball is reading all the comment comments about John Kruk. -- Richard Mingus
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John kruk might be the stupidest human being I've ever heard -- Nick Corino
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He is paid to be a commentator on baseball games, and does not know that Honus Wagner played shortstop. Nice effort, Krukkie! -- Dave Mountain
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He is a certified idiot. -- Danny Cenicola
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He is a funny dude. Quality commentary -- JOEY HiGHROLLER
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So, why IS there a 5 year waiting period for the out of curiosity? Can't believe I'm backing up a John Kruk comment... -- Thomas Leggate
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I feel like he is overwhelmed by everyday life -- Will Bordewyk
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Hey John Kruk , Jeter has to wait 5 years cause it is the rules. . He does not deserve special treatment -- Tommy Tall Tales
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Never realized how bad of an announcer he is. Likable guy, but terrible commentary -- Doug McQuade
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John Kruk's inability to formulate coherent sentences is a tragedy beyond what words can even fully describe. -- Justin Russo
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He is having a worse game than everybody else tonight -- Kevin Walsh
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He is the best lol how did ESPN get rid of him -- matt
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He is GOAT -- Phil Coke
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He is annoying. -- Dave Saladin
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He is so stupid -- Biased Sports Jakob
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So John Kruk has learned there's a thing called Morse Code, and the French have an expression 'je ne sais quoi' Not a bad night -- Patrick Johnson
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ESPN Sunday Night Baseball is well-hosted by Dan Schulman and John Kruk. One should listen. -- Jay Archibald
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John Kruk talking about how lame hazing is makes him instantly more likable -- Neal Kendrick
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He is the Peter Griffin of baseball announcers -- Vince Pitrone
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John kruk is hysterical -- andrew khantzian
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I love when John Kruk does games on ESPN because he tells it how it is and really knows baseball -- ⇨Luke Smeltz⇦
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Oh SHUT UP John Kruk. So sick of hearing about all the things one should + should not do as a proper baseball player. -- Syd Silver
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He is tearing people apart tonight -- John Sadallah
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Is John Kruk ever right? His little tidbits of knowledge are always wrong! -- SusqySkin
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I'm not the only one who thinks he isn't a good broadcaster, right? -- M.J. Smooth
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I swear....everything that comes out of John Kruk's mouth is just worthless. I wish would just drop him -- Jack Fantastic
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Is John Kruk drunk? -- sam
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All John Kruk does is hate on everyone, everything he says is a negative comment about a player, coach or even the field -- B.L.A.K.
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John Kruk just said "it's a pitchers duel, that's for sure" ....... the score is 8-7 -- adam
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You know, I'd really like to hear John Kruk's thoughts on Israel/Hamas situation. -- Christina Pazzanese
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Thank you John Kruk for confirming that Xander Bogaerts is not 250 pounds. -- Shane
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He is the Donald Trump of commentators. Never know what crap he is going to say! -- Tim Knoch
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John kruk is absolutely insufferable. -- Okazaki Tomoya
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He is super insightful but holy cow for some reason just hate listening to his non-stop criticism -- E.N.
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He is fucking pond scum -- Chris Vargas
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He is in the Monster Seats.. Hope that Wall is structurally reinforced. -- Chris Baldassano
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He is such a fuckin moron. I can't stand listening to that guy -- Andrew Weaver
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John Kruk's analysis of baseball is fascinating. -- trapallday
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And how do I live on the same planet in which he is still allowed to have a job calling baseball games? -- Jake
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Is there any way to mute John Kruk during this game? -- Kristin O'Connor
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He is destroying Clay Bucholtz. And not a word was untrue. He freakin sucks. -- MJ Quinn
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John kruk is also an absolute moron -- Ryan M
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