John Key

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Prime Minister of New Zealand
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  • 1 star rating "John Key got his 3rd term, Peter Whittall is a free man and men in suits are still lying to people in tears." --
  • 5 star rating Mary Wilson: So you did ask to be a Minister? David Seymour: That's right. <four hours earlier> John Key: No, David didn't ask for one. --
  • 4 star rating So special New Zealanders don't like John Key so much. --
  • 5 star rating Very clever. Could be John Key --
  • 1 star rating John Key announces - NZ will probably send SAS to Syria. Doesn't that defeat the whole purpose of them being secret? LOL --
  • 1 star rating He is hoping National will gain another seat in Parliament today when the special vote count is released at 2 pm today. --
  • 4 star rating I dunno if im alone in this but he is looking real hot atm. --
  • 2 star rating Very saddened to learn that faggot and well-known politician John Key has not passed away. He is an asshole. --
  • 1 star rating People are starting to change their names to halloween names and mine should really just be john key shouldn't it --
  • 5 star rating John key coward hiding behind tony abbot !! GCSB lies arent a diversion of events !! so many things are tainted on john key MEDIA DISGRACE --
  • 1 star rating He is New Zealand PM. Most popular Tory to be elected. Since, Nationals actually won a single seat majority in the MMP system. --
  • 3 star rating And the only way people do that is when they're cold and fuck kefe aikae John Key --
  • 5 star rating New band names. $5 ea or 3 for $20 John Key and the Low Standards Would Prefer You Stay Home The Falafel Is Awful Barry's Band Xxxxbjdrfgh --
  • 1 star rating John Key you are my idol, I aspire to be like you, you are so scandalous, can i please be in your selfie gallery, thanks bae --
  • 3 star rating Prime Minister John Key says he would feel 'very nervous' about sending New Zealand troops to Iraq. --
  • 5 star rating And now it is time to medicate, block Jedi John Key telling us how, what and when to think, and dream of Zin Zan with black eyes. Nun nighs --
  • 4 star rating Hughes is giving props to John Key and the audience is all WTF --
  • 5 star rating Is all the strength in the Nat'l party in John Key? Do they have a succession plan? Or will there be a void such as the one left by Clark? --
  • 5 star rating John Key apologised for something? I'ma going to mark this day down on the calendar. And not apologise for thinking he is still a prat. --
  • 3 star rating Lets all blame John Key for not showing up to my interviews so I can get a job. --
  • 5 star rating The only game in town is TPP said New Zealand Prime Minister John Key. I don t think we can trade time for the quality of the deal. --
  • 5 star rating Prime Minister John Key says he would consider sending NZ SAS troops to Iraq to battle militants if the USA asks New Zealand for help. --
  • 4 star rating We live in a world where equality is pretty important. -John Key .,0 --
  • 5 star rating He is a genius: just how brilliantly timed was that election? Just before terrible milk numbers released AND the All Blacks losing... --
  • 4 star rating Is Peter Dunne? Will David Seymour? Thinking John Key to this. --
  • 5 star rating John Key s decision to grease up UF, Act & Maori parties is the first time he s impressed me. Most other Nats would have told em to FO. --
  • 1 star rating So my expat, special vote actually mattered! I hope to be singularly responsible for John Key's Government's demise --
  • 5 star rating National is throwing the 2017 election. John Key resigning, not candidate in Mt Albert? What's next and why are they throwing it? --
  • 3 star rating Oh my goodness. Tim MacIndoe just tried to claim NZ won the World Cup because he is the PM --
  • 1 star rating John Key admits 7 years in office has aged him. Having such a long honeymoon period really takes it out of yah. --
  • 5 star rating Fascinated that the SST is doing its bit to rehabilitate Judith Collins at the same time that media commentators are turning on John Key. --
  • 3 star rating I still really want john key and got distracted by cosplay and didn't realise it was nearly 4am.... --
  • 5 star rating Upcoming column ideas: "he is a lovely man", "Facebook Chat: How does it work anyway?", "Selfie taking the Papakura Way" --
  • 5 star rating In my opinion, he is a male Maggie Thatcher. A dictator with a checkbook. It's Andrew Little's job to make him a weak PM like Major --
  • 1 star rating Harry saying 'new zealand' is probably the best thing i've ever heard, all in favour of harry replacing john key say i --
  • 5 star rating Du Fresne ponders if John Key has any integrity- I've being seeking Key's integrity 4 years but ne'er seen hide nor hair of the beast --
  • 5 star rating It's apparently legal for the Warehouse to put John Key's biography on display at the counter on election day. So does that mean.... --
  • 3 star rating Bill English trying so hard to be a try-hard John Key doofus dad with that pizza post --
  • 5 star rating The reason why NZ government John key remains silent and claims national security is false. He is discriminating Muslims who want Hijrah! --
  • 3 star rating John key is so fucking ignorant, how can you not acknowledge this problem?! --
  • 2 star rating The New Zealand prime minister, John Key, says China is not exporting housing inflation, hmmm... really? --
  • 5 star rating John Key,love him or hate him,I would suggest most will agree he is doing a good job for NZ and its people. --
  • 4 star rating He is head and shoulders above the rest. In the sand. --
  • 5 star rating Is John Key a climate denialist? --
  • 1 star rating I felt like a failure for a bit this morning but then I remembered I'm not john key hammering a nail so all is well --
  • 5 star rating John Key admits his undying love for every All Black, ever, all the time, really truly. Admits his True Love is Mike 'Perfect' Hosking xxx --
  • 2 star rating John Key really doesn't work for kiwis or even with kiwis. He works against kiwis from where I'm standing --
  • 2 star rating Barry Soper is having another whinge about John Key. As if a NZ prime minister can change Australian law. --

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