John Heard

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Actor (Famous from Oliver in Cat People (1982), Peter McCallister - Home Alone 1,2; Det. Vin Makazian - The Sopranos; Kenwall `Duke` Duquesne - CSI: Miami)
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating Too bad he isn't still around :/ --
  • 5 star rating Drunk guy at the bar in this movie is John Heard, Jr. ... better known as the dad from 'Home Alone' & ex-husband to the original Lois Lane. --
  • 4 star rating Does John Heard drink so much cause he left Kevin Home alone twice? --
  • 3 star rating Just flicked on Sharknado and he is in this?! He just delivered a line so very flatly. --
  • 3 star rating So long Judd Hirsch. John Heard feels you pain! And Frogger and a Jump The Shark reference. --
  • 4 star rating All I can think about is how they got John Heard back into it --
  • 2 star rating So far, I have to see a weapon as durable as John Heard's +1 Bar Stool of Smiting. Get on that, sequel. --
  • 4 star rating I'm serious. Not watching Sharknado 2 until he is in the movie. --
  • 3 star rating John Heard's last words? "Ow, get off me!" SO what I would say if attacked by sharks. --
  • 3 star rating is cartoonishly bloody. Like a live action John Heard died rather like would. --
  • 3 star rating This is what John Heard gets for never remembering Macauley Culkin when they went on vacation. --
  • 5 star rating john heard is nasty gross --
  • 3 star rating Sharknado. Why? Why did this happen? WHY THE FUCK IS JOHN HEARD IN THIS?! --
  • 5 star rating So that's where John Heard's been hiding. --
  • 5 star rating What the hell is John Heard doing in Sharknado!? --
  • 3 star rating Panics slightly in case John heard. "A hit? Is, er, that dominatrix slang for 'a client'?" --
  • 5 star rating When I hear "hoke is a joke" reminds of john heard telling tony soprano "you have a way of summarizing a man's life in one sentence" --
  • 3 star rating For a schlocky 80's horror film has a great cast: John Heard, Kim Griest, & Daniel Stern. --
  • 5 star rating I put Addams family on and john heard fester crying and he thought it was coming from outside and he PANICKED and jumped out of my bed --
  • 2 star rating Cecil McBee on Dollar Brand's Ishmael pulls a page out of John Heard on Ahmad Jamal's Swahililand... --
  • 4 star rating Aw, damn it, they killed John Heard. They always kill John Heard. --
  • 5 star rating In 1971;John heard my dreamplan. Also;escape from fame;of having terminal ill double take hit to protest guns. Stunt Double Fantasy FanTessy --
  • 5 star rating John heard the great roar of the multitude in heaven;they were shouting: Hallelujah! Salvation & glory & power belong to our God, Rev 10:1 --
  • 5 star rating The comedic genius in this film: Cloris Leachmen, John Heard, Michael Higgins, Christine Estabrook and so many more. It's beyond amazing. --
  • 1 star rating So there's a CSI: Miami episode that has Jay Mohr, Ian Somerhalder and John Heard AND Idris Elba in it. I'm thrilled. --
  • 1 star rating John heard that is a lifestyle, career, race. 1 day he was asked "What do want to be when you grow up?" He replied --
  • 5 star rating There is a DC accent -- John Heard has one --
  • 3 star rating Really cant with the shootings...like John heard all the shots and errthang...gotta roll out --
  • 4 star rating Home Alone is on. It's classic. The last time John Heard was thin. --
  • 5 star rating I think John heard is next to me. --
  • 1 star rating "With dreams begin responsibilities, so deserve your dream and realize only dreamers can change the dream." -John Heard --
  • 5 star rating The Lord is With Thee...John heard in the prison the works of Christ,4 For 'John' said,It is not lawful for thee to have her.I AM THAT I AM: --
  • 5 star rating His voice always brings you to Jesus and exposes all sin and lust. John heard His voice and said, When I saw him, I fell at his feet --
  • 5 star rating I love the scene when John heard that 'the man' was her brother! His face changed all of a sudden and he shows such a relieve. --
  • 5 star rating JOHN HEARD SCORED POINTS!!! --
  • 4 star rating John Heard checking in for the Bears, up 94-64 with 2:25 left. --
  • 5 star rating I felt bad for John Heard --
  • 5 star rating Tuesday of the Thirty-third Week in Ordinary TimeLectionary: 498 Reading 1 rv 3:1-6, 14-22 I, John, heard the Lord saying to me: To t --
  • 5 star rating November 18, 2014 Tuesday of the Thirty-third Week in Ordinary Time Lectionary: 498 Reading 1 rv 3:1-6, 14-22 I, John, heard the Lord... --
  • 4 star rating After seeing John Heard in The Sopranos, hone alone is weird --
  • 5 star rating I spoke with John Heard for a little while 20+ years ago. Maybe he raped me? I don't remember, so I must have been drugged if he did. --
  • 5 star rating Rv 11:4-12 I, John, heard a voice from heaven speak to me:Here are my two witnesses:These are the two olive trees and the two lampstandstha --
  • 5 star rating Oh, I hope Sir John heard that. --
  • 2 star rating He ist auch überall, wo es was zu saufen gibt. Er bringt sogar seinen eigenen Hocker von zu Hause mit. --
  • 3 star rating Just gave a speech about how he is a great anger and under appreciated --
  • 1 star rating Watching Home Alone 2 on AMC. All I can think about is how John Heard and Catherine O'Hara are terrible parents. --
  • 5 star rating There he is john heard me --
  • 4 star rating Watching "Big." 1 of my fave movie lines: John Heard: --
  • 3 star rating Why did they make Kevin's uncle (John heard's brother a cheapskate? What was the writer's intent? --
  • 5 star rating ...and John heard it and the girl(Carla) was talking about a man.She was in love with him.John was jealous..n --

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