John Goodman

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Actor (Famous from King Ralph)
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  • 1 star rating "Donny you're out of your element! Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here!" -John Goodman 'The Big Lebowski' 1998 --
  • 2 star rating I really enjoyed Transformers Age of Extinction last night. Hearing John Goodman as Hound made my day! --
  • 4 star rating This is the most boring clipshow starring john goodman ever --
  • 3 star rating Ok, working on todays TF2 MC Skin, and it is looking like John Goodman... --
  • 1 star rating Since I've been losing so much weight the punisher skull I have tattooed on my back is looking less and less like John Goodman --
  • 3 star rating I can only think of 3 celebrities that would make me upset if they died. he is on that list --
  • 5 star rating How did Optimus heal himself? How come they are basically drawing at much attention to themselves? Is that John Goodman? Terrible. --
  • 5 star rating My lab instructor is literally John Goodman --
  • 5 star rating Love St Louis -Clydesdales-crap AB products-Cardinals & the Arch (which is in fact a buried coat hanger). Wish John Goodman would stay away! --
  • 4 star rating I'd be very happy if John Goodman played me in a biopic of my life. --
  • 4 star rating John Goodman impersonating Marlon Brando is my new favorite thing. --
  • 3 star rating Me trying to work out in this state is a joke john goodman could run circles around me rn --
  • 3 star rating OH: "the couch is a sacred place where you go to worship John Goodman" --
  • 3 star rating I saw ya queen the other day. It may have been John Goodman, though. They look so much alike. --
  • 1 star rating I actually went successful on my night of picking a stupid comedy movie on Netflix. This movie has one star and he is in it!! --
  • 3 star rating It's so goddamn hot here. John Goodman just ran by my room with a shotgun. --
  • 1 star rating Champagne supernova is playing and a john goodman lookalike across the room is mouthing lyrics...eyes closed. --
  • 4 star rating John goodman's character is supposed to be the cyclops --
  • 2 star rating John goodman is the single greatest actor of our generation. Except Roseanne, that show is garbage. --
  • 3 star rating I don't know how to say this without coming off as mean is John Goodman still alive? --
  • 5 star rating I don t think Ignatius J. Reilly is an unfilmable role, but the dudes that could ve done it are John Goodman and young PSH and that s it. --
  • 5 star rating I love The Big Lebowski! Jeff Bridges is no doubt one of my favorite actors! Along w/ John Goodman & Steve Buscemi it's a classic! --
  • 1 star rating What is the best way to abbreviate "Albuquerque Isotopes"? Isos? 'Topes? Atoms? (That's a John Goodman reference.) --
  • 3 star rating - "Who takes a half hour to go to the bathroom?" - "John Goodman" This film is too funny --
  • 2 star rating Enter. The Speaker of the House. "Relax everybody, breathe regular." he is here to save the fucking day. --
  • 5 star rating That's it. he is Hound. --
  • 3 star rating My neck has been sweating so much in this heat; I feel like John Goodman. --
  • 5 star rating Choosing new parents out of necessity, my dad is definitely John Goodman but my mom could be either Catherine Keener or Frances McDormand. --
  • 3 star rating The best representation of my dad is the dad from coyote ugly. The role john goodman played. --
  • 3 star rating He isn't fat. He's in a category beyond fat. What does one call it? Whalelike --
  • 3 star rating So he is a voice of a Transformer and Kelsey Grammer is a bad guy in Transformers 4? --
  • 2 star rating I'm watching Revenge of the Nerds and it is so fucked up to see John Goodman not the size of a compact car. --
  • 5 star rating Woah woah woah john goodman is a transformer --
  • 4 star rating Why is John Goodman doing Super 8 commercials? Like why --
  • 5 star rating He is the Mos Def of comedic timing. --
  • 2 star rating John Goodman's part in O BROTHER is so much better than I.L.D.Though the Toad scene always makes me flinch! --
  • 4 star rating This bus driver is basically a down-on-his-luck John Goodman. --
  • 4 star rating I fucking looooove John Goodman idk what it is about him --
  • 4 star rating The guy sounds so much like John goodman . I can't get over it --
  • 4 star rating I'm convinced one of these bots voice is John Goodman --
  • 4 star rating John Goodman saved that movie from being worse that it already was. --
  • 3 star rating John Goodman as a Transformer is the greatest idea in the history of humanity. --
  • 3 star rating Like his father is described as thin and balding but all I'm getting is john goodman --
  • 5 star rating He is really thinner than normal in this. --
  • 5 star rating He is my hero. --
  • 1 star rating I've just realised that he is providing the voice for one of these Autobots, and now I can't take this movie seriously anymore. --
  • 5 star rating Public Service Announcement: the "John Goodman" 2whom all those DUI trial headlines refer is NOT our beloved John "WalterSobchak" Goodman --
  • 5 star rating Be honest, the name "John Goodman" is trending on yahoo because ya'll thought that our Dan Connor was on trial for DUI also, right?!!! --
  • 3 star rating Plus side of the Barr confirmation: he is almost assured of the lead role in the netflix original. --

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