John Fashanu

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• Alexandra Burke, still looks like John Fashanu in a wig -- Mo Agoro
• John Fashanu's tale of regret should not be lost on today's players & their parents. -- Judge Me In May..
• Bellusci vs John Fashanu would have been entertaining. -- THELUFCDIARIES
• Every time I hear the term I can't help thinking of people attacking John Fashanu -- Daniel L M Botterill
• Do you think there should be a statue of John Fashanu in Hyde Park? -- Captain Kidd
• John Fashanu AWOOGA -- Dan Regan
• John Fashanu: "Lack of competition & 14 regular players in 2 yrs cost Keshi." Taribo West: "We need competition in shaky defence." ~ various -- Oluwashina Okeleji
• Did you know john fashanu presents Nigerian deal or no deal? -- Adam Boland
• John fashanu is an outright cunt, yes? -- Max
• I thought the mens team were bad... this is like watching the crazy gang minus John Fashanu -- Eathan Brookes
• What would John Fashanu do? -- Jıммy тhe ℉øøl
• Get John Fashanu on. -- Brad Gorman
• Watching the crazy gang doc about Wimbledon FC, John Fashanu deffo has a screw loose -- Paul Mark Eaton
• Costa is a great throwback to the days of Joe Jordan, Billy Whitehurst & John Fashanu. Defenders need to stop being such pussy's -- Dean Rolfe
• Disappointed to learn isn't an expo of John Fashanu's finest garish suits -- John Lloyd Metcalfe
• Who cares about Jordan ibe when we have kelechi iheanacho, taiwo awoniyi and so many better talents....wish him a john fashanu career type -- Its_awwal hydar
• Jordan Ibe really wanna be like John Fashanu. You are definitely making a great mistake. -- Hallé Scott
• John fashanu was doing light skinned move to Nigeria in his prime guess where his football academy is at right now? -- magnithor
• John fashanu made the same mistake Jordan Ibe is about to make -- Adeoluwa
• Just watched the crazy gang documentary ! John fashanu is off his rocker -- Ashwhite
• Wars - Big foam hands for the audience? Is it 1990's Gladiators? Awooga! (Copyright John Fashanu not Craig Charles) -- Ian McGeoch
• How did someone as uncharismatic as John Fashanu have any involvement with Gladiators? -- Bryony Jade Fucile
• John Fashanu coupling a peach t shirt with turquoise bomber jacket -- Chris
• FF, FG, Lab pols all support the US Democratic Party. Tells you something about life, as John Fashanu once said. -- Richard
• first time ive seen ladapo..hes a unit, quick, strong and aggressive...a young John fashanu. hope he gets a chance -- Steve Forehead
• Alternatively, Gladiators hosted By Ulrika Jonsson & John Fashanu would fit the bill. -- Henry Dean
• That John Fashanu 'awooga' catchphrase is highly irritating. -- Liam Randall
• John Fashanu's fan club are called The Fashists, which is unfortunate. -- Josh
• Americans you've been led a much a Council Tax summons issued against John Fashanu being a strike inconveniences customers. -- [ART]_B0T
• One thing we have learnt is that lukaku is no john fashanu -- Braintree Blue
• John Fashanu copping a feel -- Citizen Smith
• Anyone remember John Fashanu crawling across the bridge on the way to a trial and him thinking the bridge was the trial? Celeb memories -- Paul D. Hogan
• How have i only just noticed the music in the day today 'john fashanu' clip is from the rite of spring -- fox the cavalry
• Has John Fashanu played his last game for the club? Find out in the Sunday People. -- Anglo-Italia 90
• Quoting he is all good in the hood, AROOGA! -- Two Putt Shakur
• Was it John Fashanu who scored that deflected goal for Wimbledon? -- Nicholas Parry
• Marcus Rashford must feel like John Fashanu, just stand up on their centre half and wait for the long ball from the United half -- Liam Burke
• Your MCM would choose John Fashanu over Kriss Akabusi. -- Orion Chuzzlewitt
• Say what you like about his cycling, Peter Sagan's John Fashanu impression is spot on -- Joseph Surtees
• Just watching Wimbledon. he is on centre court. -- Stuart Richards
• Next up on Sky Box Office is Will Carling and John Fashanu having a game of one-bounce. £19.95 -- Adam Wright
• It must be 50 years now since John Fashanu had his own chauffeur, footballers are stupid, just get u self a driver, you earn enough -- KenningwellOfficial
• Heard we are signing John Fashanu -- Chey Dunkleys Dick
• Ulrika Jonsson and John Fashanu - the greatest TV presenters in history imo -- ⬇Top tweet as always
• Saw John Fashanu at Biobak today, I tripped no jokes ! -- Poundz!
• John Fashanu presents the Nigerian version of Deal or No Deal. You're welcome. -- #HelloMyNameIs_Anna
• John Fashanu and I look good together in pictures Rachel Bakam -- Ojukwu
• Can't wait for ITV's celebrity marijuana smoking show Gone to Pot, with Christopher Biggins and John Fashanu. No really! -- mike mulvihill
• Is John Fashanu still alive? -- Mark McKenzie
• He is being a right prick on here -- ukcynicalchild🕉

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