John Cleese

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English comedian (Famous from Monty Python, Fawlty Towers)
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John Cleese is straight and is one of the manliest men in the world. Other men admire him; women adore him. He has light brown hair. Scroll down and check out his slim body, short and/or medium light brown hairstyles & haircuts.

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Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 4 star rating First introduced to him via Fawlty Towers, later discovered Monty Python, read his autobiography. A brilliant mind, a brilliant imagination, wonderful physical comedian, really admire him. --
  • 1 star rating We don t know where we get our ideas from. What we do know is that we do not get them from our laptops. JOHN CLEESE --
  • 3 star rating Op verzoek nog een keer. De brief van John Cleese waarom er geen fanclub van hem is --
  • 3 star rating "Nothing will stop you from being so effectively as the fear of making a mistake." - John Cleese --
  • 5 star rating Waarom er geen John Cleese fanclub is: --
  • 5 star rating Gun-Boat Diplomacy & Opium Wars from Brits in China "Role of the British Army is 2 keep China British!" fr John Cleese. WMD SNAFU! --
  • 1 star rating Not when he's wearing a cravat and is not John Cleese, no ( ) Oh mangakas, only evil villains wear cravats! --
  • 2 star rating AMEN rt Nothing will stop you being creative so effectively as the fear of making a mistake. JOHN CLEESE. --
  • 3 star rating John Cleese - Is that the best you can do, you snotty nosed stupid little twerp. --
  • 3 star rating LOL! RT " Op verzoek nog een keer. De brief van John Cleese waarom er geen fanclub van hem is --
  • 5 star rating He is a god --
  • 1 star rating John Cleese saying the word "Agincourt"; or, as it is otherwise known, the closest audio representation of a human orgasm. --
  • 3 star rating Lol! Op verzoek nog een keer. De brief van John Cleese waarom er geen fanclub van hem is --
  • 3 star rating Haha! RT Op verzoek nog een keer. De brief van John Cleese waarom er geen fanclub van hem is --
  • 1 star rating Relaaaax! RT Nothing will stop you being creative so effectively as the fear of making a mistake. JOHN CLEESE --
  • 2 star rating RT Nothing will stop you being creative so effectively as the fear of making a mistake. JOHN CLEESE --
  • 1 star rating A wonderful thing about true laughter is that it just destroys any kind of system dividing people- John Cleese --
  • 4 star rating Creativity is not a talent. It's a way of operating. John Cleese --
  • 5 star rating The Graham Norton Show with Taylor Swift, Kevin Pietersen and he is probably the most awkward one ever. It's a constant argument! --
  • 2 star rating "Nothing will stop you being creative so effectively as the fear of making a mistake." - John Cleese --
  • 1 star rating "I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me." - John Cleese, --
  • 5 star rating So Graham Norton's got Taylor Swift next to John Cleese tonight. He highlights her deplorable lack of everything quite brilliantly. --
  • 4 star rating "Creativity isn't a gift, it's a way of operating." - John Cleese --
  • 1 star rating 'The Handsome Man's Deluxe Café' by Alexander McCall Smith, 'So Anyway' by John Cleese, 'Private Island' by James Meek... --
  • 5 star rating About to hear keynote speaker John Cleese. Some of you are too young to know him. Those that know him will understand that it's very cool! --
  • 5 star rating MORE XMAS GIFT BOOKS TO CONSIDER: John Cleese's autobiography So, Anyway... and a new volume from Don Cherry, Straight Up and Personal --
  • 4 star rating 'Comedy Is Extraordinarily Difficult': John Cleese On Being Funny --
  • 3 star rating Just pre-ordered my copy of So Anyway... by John Cleese! Coming out Tuesday! --
  • 3 star rating I'd actually consider watching doctor who is they made John Cleese the doctor --
  • 3 star rating Partied with a really young Australian version of John Cleese on Halloween. --
  • 3 star rating Below comment of puddy cat is saying "Yes Dear'' What you call a John Cleese moment --
  • 5 star rating John Cleese's new memoir book is part comedic - who doesn't love his sense of humor! --
  • 3 star rating Michael Enright is interviewing John Cleese on Radio 1 right now and it's delightful. --
  • 1 star rating On creativity & deadlines. "The more pressure is on you, the more your thinking becomes stereotypical". - John Cleese --
  • 2 star rating "What you realise, at my great age, is that almost nobody knows what they're talking about." John Cleese --
  • 1 star rating Dear Americans, Here is an important lesson for you to learn: There is no sport called 'Soccer.' Says John Cleese. --
  • 1 star rating I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me - John Cleese --
  • 1 star rating Reading John Cleese's book, So, Anyway. Cleese is a qualified lawyer! Who would have guessed. BBC gave him a better offer. --
  • 4 star rating Listening to John Cleese talk about his mum is hysterical. --
  • 5 star rating "There is no John Cleese fan club (despite my importance) because they were all murdered in 1983 by Michael Palin's fan club." -John Cleese --
  • 3 star rating And .. John Cleese 'So Anyway', Alan Johnson 'This Boy: A Memoir of Childhood' --
  • 3 star rating He is one of the funniest men ever !!!!! He makes me laugh out loud !!! --
  • 2 star rating The only good thing about this very odd python film is the guy playing john Cleese better than john Cleese. --
  • 3 star rating So, anyway...john cleese was downtown the day after i was downtown all day... --
  • 5 star rating Monty Python s John Cleese on today s comedians: I get quite de­pressed by how re­lent­lessly sex­ual most of the ma­te­r­ial is. --
  • 4 star rating Watching Holy Flying Circus and omfg the he is class --
  • 4 star rating 'Comedy Is Extraordinarily Difficult': John Cleese On Being Funny --
  • 5 star rating He is hilarious --
  • 3 star rating Fawlty Towers with he is one of the most classic comedy TV series of all time. --
  • 4 star rating My biggest idol ever is and always will be John Cleese --

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