John Carter

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John Carter is a fictional character, created by Edgar Rice Burroughs, who appears in Burroughs's Barsoom novels. Although he is actually a Virginian from Earth and only a visitor to Mars, he is...
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Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating Is House of Cards any good? --
  • 3 star rating So I just received an email from Congressman John Carter, that's kinda cool I guess. --
  • 2 star rating Why spend millions of dollars to discover signs of life in Mars.. Watch John Carter, there is life... --
  • 5 star rating John carter is such a weird but amazing movie --
  • 3 star rating Picked up Dredd from HMV for today, also John Carter for One of those is not a real thing. --
  • 5 star rating Those exploring Mars should say John Carter's Lover for me.. Earth is home mehnn --
  • 5 star rating He is a fabulous movie btw. --
  • 1 star rating When I see the Jupiter Ascending trailer I instantly think of how bad John Carter was and that this is heading in that direction. --
  • 5 star rating Is the sequel to John Carter? If so, count me in! --
  • 1 star rating Why is a repeat? I remember fangirling over John Carter before and the funky music option really gave it away! --
  • 5 star rating Is there anyone who hasn't seen JOHN CARTER ... --
  • 5 star rating The ceremony is starting. Soon I will be Mrs. John Carter. I like my own last name but a woman must give that up when she's married. --
  • 5 star rating Daddy Taylor Kitsch is... DISNEY'S JOHN CARTER --
  • 4 star rating Love is not what you say, love is what you show. - John Carter. --
  • 3 star rating Got to meet Dr.John Carter(Noah Wyle) and Bobby Singer(Jim Beaver) today! So cool! --
  • 5 star rating Alyssa: i bet disney's JOHN CARTER is a cishet --
  • 1 star rating No idea how John Carter tanked. I've always been entertained by this movie. Could end up being one of those cult sci-fi classics? --
  • 3 star rating Assisti hoje John Carter entre dois mundos e só posso declarar "que viaaaaaaaaagem" --
  • 5 star rating Rough schedule for this week: Tomorrow: The Flutist named John Carter (or whatever its called) Tues: Shadows of Mordor, Wed: Life is Feudal --
  • 3 star rating Avengers is on BBC One over Christmas. That was a bit fast wasn't it? John Carter too --
  • 4 star rating Lynn Collins looks so fucking sexy in John Carter. like holy shit. --
  • 4 star rating It'd be so nice if Francis was more like John Carter --
  • 1 star rating I'm sorry, Taylor Kitsch. You had your chance and you blew it. After John Carter and Battleship you have no reason to being in --
  • 1 star rating Its the John Carter Of Mars effect all over again. Which is sad because Constantine is so faithful to the source material. --
  • 1 star rating John Carter and Battleship didn't really deserve to be such flops. he is great and Battleship is better than all 4 Transformers. --
  • 3 star rating Watching John Carter and YET AGAIN wondering why it didn't take off. What is wrong with the world?! --
  • 3 star rating He is on TV. Shirtless Taylor Kitsch saving Barsoom. This night is getting better and better. --
  • 3 star rating Listening to the soundtrack to he is making me want to rewatch it. Such an underrated film. --
  • 1 star rating I'm sure some people think Avatar is revolutionary, innovative. Those people probably haven't read Dune or John Carter... --
  • 5 star rating He is a right nausy ref --
  • 1 star rating Unfortunately, I think that Disney is skiddish about a Planet Hulk movie because of John Carter. (Which is their own damn fault.) --
  • 2 star rating The "John Carter of Mars" title at the end is a great middle finger to Disney for changing the title. --
  • 5 star rating John carter is in jail aw poor buddy --
  • 5 star rating Some months ago, I picked up John Carter (the movie, not some random John Carter) for $3 or so. Finally getting around to watching it. --
  • 3 star rating Micro-celebrity = damning w/ faint praise? Ugh, celetoid is nasty neologism. --
  • 3 star rating Nasir Jamshed for Mohd Hafeez or John Carter for Darren Bravo Where is D.Bravo? Saeed Ajmal huh! --
  • 4 star rating He is batting out there. Yeh banda Mars se wapas kab aaya ? --
  • 5 star rating Part of the reason John Carter of Mars has such appeal is, who wouldn't want to be an adventurer who then became king of a foreign land? --
  • 2 star rating He is doing the run-jump-fly thing. Anyone else ever dream of doing the same thing? Other than me, that is. --
  • 4 star rating I feel like Anderson Cooper is the Dr. John Carter of cable news --
  • 5 star rating But seems like AWIT is Disney's new John Carter --
  • 4 star rating season 7. Carter Manor: John carter is Bruce Wayne --
  • 2 star rating His hair looks so fluffy He looks waaaay younger than me now (he makes me think of John Carter in ER...) --
  • 4 star rating John Carter - Is it necessary to be baptized to be saved --
  • 5 star rating John Carter of Mars is totally a Mary Sue --
  • 3 star rating If all martians really look like that woman from John carter theeen I m marrying a Martian --
  • 2 star rating "The difference between those who will trade for a living and those who won't is patience" John Carter. --
  • 3 star rating I still really want a John Carter an action RPG. That would be so amazing. --
  • 5 star rating He is the new pitcher for Lexington. --
  • 3 star rating I just want a man like John Carter MD in my life. Is that too much to ask?? --

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