John Carpenter

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American, Film Director (Famous from Escape from New York)
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3 star rating
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  • 2 star rating So now that Kojima and Del Toro are making a game, can John Carpenter finally make the Dead Space movie --
  • 4 star rating He is one cool guy. I want to grow up to be like him. --
  • 4 star rating I like that PTA though so it might be him. Or John Carpenter --
  • 5 star rating Time to watch the Thing. Which is what I call going for a bath, but also what I say when I watch the John Carpenter movie. You guess. --
  • 5 star rating Watching John Carpenter's, Prince of Darkness, while working. Forgot how damn awesome this movie is. Gotta love good ol' metaphysical evil --
  • 5 star rating As a whole, Starman doesn't feel like a John Carpenter film. But his touches are there and his handling of romance is as good as his action. --
  • 1 star rating 1/2 Club Captain he is holding his Charity Day here Thursday 18th Sept day will consist of T & C, 18 Holes and 2 Course Meal --
  • 5 star rating Starman is John Carpenter's best film. --
  • 5 star rating As a non-driver, non-airline pilot, non-John Carpenter film character I am alright with fog, it is atmospheric without being unpleasant --
  • 3 star rating "Rob Zombie's HALLOWEEN is to John Carpenter's HALLOWEEN what RED DRAGON to MANHUNTER." Testify! --
  • 5 star rating John Carpenter's The Ward is a crazy ass movie --
  • 3 star rating John Carpenter's Ghost of Mars is unreasonably ridiculous. Ice Cube is such a badass!! --
  • 1 star rating Really deserves repeating just how great Jeff Grace's score for COLD IN JULY is (very influenced by John Carpenter) --
  • 5 star rating Memoirs of an invisible man is a "very long wait" on netflix. Are we as a country collectively studying the works of John Carpenter? --
  • 5 star rating So, there's an episode of Gravity Falls that's basically John Carpenter's The Thing for kids and it's amaaaaazing. Everyone should watch it. --
  • 3 star rating Very much hashtag driving home in a John Carpenter film out there. Sea fog and Blackpool zombies. --
  • 1 star rating The Wire is full of great and hilarious cliches. Though it's probably like John Carpenter of Cop shows and created these cliches. --
  • 1 star rating I watched Big Trouble in Little China on Netflix last night. To bad John Carpenter s The Thing isn t on Netflix streaming. :( --
  • 5 star rating John carpenter is the Stephen King of film --
  • 3 star rating Yesterday's Horror Question- Your favourite horror director is John Carpenter! --
  • 1 star rating Snuggled up w/my babies watching John Carpenter's Vampires...Miss Ro is out cold dreaming & drooling on me. --
  • 3 star rating "What scares me is what scares you. We're all afraid of the same things." -- John Carpenter --
  • 1 star rating Has anyone seen John Carpenter's episode of who wants to be a millionaire? Look, knowledge is good okay? herh. --
  • 2 star rating I swear every great genre indie horror or scifi references John Carpenter, and this is only a great thing. --
  • 1 star rating William Lustig is one of our second favorite cult filmmakers next to John Carpenter. I feel a lustig marathon coming along. --
  • 2 star rating The Purge: Anarchy is the best film that John Carpenter didn't make. Just needed a crazy synth soundtrack. --
  • 3 star rating The closing scene of is one of the most beautifully shot scenes in history. Kudos John Carpenter. --
  • 5 star rating So. Idk if some of you remember John Carpenter, the 1st Who Wants To Be A Millionaire winner. I watched the episode on YouTube just now. --
  • 5 star rating He is so like omygad <3 --
  • 2 star rating Now Spoony's most recent review has reminded me that I need so many John Carpenter films on Blu-Ray... --
  • 4 star rating Also the score is such a delicious John Carpenter-y synthfest. --
  • 4 star rating John Carpenter's The Thing is the reason I have trust issues --
  • 1 star rating Ran our every-four-years-or-so game with a second group that, somehow, was unfamiliar with John Carpenter's "The Thing." Tragic. --
  • 1 star rating Parts of Victoria is covered w fog. I should watch John Carpenter's classic film since Hunter's Moon is hidin --
  • 5 star rating Getting to work in the Gazelle Twin album. It's like being stuck between the worlds of john carpenter and George Romero - it's a good thing --
  • 5 star rating John carpenter is a major influence --
  • 4 star rating And we re off he is now opening the seminar 2014! --
  • 4 star rating John Carpenter's Vampire is one of the best vampire movies ever! --
  • 5 star rating In this case - what is John Carpenter doing? --
  • 5 star rating John Carpenter's The Fog is great --
  • 5 star rating OTHER PERTINENT QUESTIONS WHICH I BROUGHT UP. THERE WERE A FEW EXCITING THINGS WE LEARNT ABOUT JOHN CARPENTER, SO KUDOS TO YOU ROBEFOR --
  • 1 star rating Escape from New York questions: why is John Carpenter's soundtracks not some of the best selling albums ever released? --
  • 1 star rating The Thing is such a good movie I would suck John Carpenter's wrinkly old man dick for another good Thing movie --
  • 1 star rating New AHS score is half John Carpenter mood music, half music that murderous organ grinder's monkey hears in head on death row. --
  • 5 star rating If you're wondering, my favorite horror film is John Carpenter's The Thing from the 80s. Amazingly well written with no over the top cgi --
  • 5 star rating Really, is ANYONE surprised that the John Carpenter that gave us They Live also gave us A TV AD THAT EXPLODES YOUR HEAD WITH INSECTS?! --
  • 4 star rating King of the Fall is like the second part to John Carpenter.. --
  • 5 star rating "And by 'you,' I mean 'Daniel Baldwin,'" is today's never-uttered-by-man phrase of the day. (Rewatching JOHN CARPENTER'S VAMPIRES) --
  • 3 star rating John Carpenter movies are always good so tonight we're going to watch The Ward. --
  • 5 star rating "Strongest human emotion is fear. It's the essence of any good thriller that, for a little while, you believe in boogeyman" ~ John Carpenter --

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