John Bishop

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English comedian (Famous from John Bishop's Britain)
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 4 star rating Fucking hell John Bishop in Lowie. I hope my front door is locked. --
  • 5 star rating He is killing me, creasing --
  • 5 star rating Is it weird that I find John Bishop attractive --
  • 5 star rating Na man john bishop is fit tho --
  • 4 star rating John bishop is at marina tonight why am I not there --
  • 1 star rating Someone at work is flogging two tickets to see John Bishop live. Nine people here have responded, wanting to buy them. --
  • 5 star rating we love you too John Bishop. I didn't get to see you this time, but will definitely next time. So hurry back! --
  • 3 star rating Gary Lineker is about as funny as Ricky Gervais and John Bishop when he starts. --
  • 5 star rating John bishop is hilarious --
  • 1 star rating "Being an England supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day." John Bishop --
  • 5 star rating He is soo cute! --
  • 4 star rating Good night so far in ...looking forward to John Bishop soon! --
  • 3 star rating Happy thought: my birthday is only 4 weeks away. 29 days until John Bishop! --
  • 1 star rating John Bishop - "Being an England supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day." --
  • 1 star rating Thank you John Bishop for letting us sit at the front! Glad you didn't get Andy up to play he's very Competitive! Jo and Andy x --
  • 5 star rating He is a v funny man --
  • 5 star rating So jealous of everyone who got to see John bishop --
  • 5 star rating John bishop is a king --
  • 1 star rating John bishop is probably the most annoying comedian ever, can't stand him. kinda makes me happy he's struggling to fill the hydro --
  • 5 star rating I have a massive crush on john bishop idek --
  • 5 star rating He is actually unreal. --
  • 5 star rating Is it weird I fancy John Bishop?¿ --
  • 4 star rating As if John bishop is wearin 95's too the cup final ahahhaha --
  • 4 star rating John Bishop...there is something about John Bishop --
  • 3 star rating Did you know he is just hugh grant in a wig cam has made my Christmas --
  • 5 star rating So jealous of my mum going to John Bishop tonight --
  • 1 star rating John bishop is in Bournemouth at the end of the month and ave been dropping hints to Stacey, she better clue up --
  • 5 star rating So john bishop is going to be on the hydro Remember folks he was one off them that signed the pledge not play here if we voted yes --
  • 4 star rating Tali : I hate this Scottish guy Gab : he isn't Scottish --
  • 5 star rating So excited to see John bishop live --
  • 4 star rating So tempted to book John Bishop tickets for November. --
  • 5 star rating JOHN BISHOP IS CMING TO BRADFORD --
  • 5 star rating john bishop is on stage in 18 minutes --
  • 5 star rating £33 for John Bishop tickets? I don't think so. --
  • 5 star rating Just can't take John Bishop seriously in Skins --
  • 3 star rating 4 days till I see John Bishop and 6 days till I see Ed Sheeran! This week is gonna be a good one :D --
  • 5 star rating He is just perfect --
  • 5 star rating I've developed a huge crush on John bishop because he reminds me of an older version of ashton --
  • 5 star rating He is a pure dilf --
  • 3 star rating Anyone else sometimes think "pundit Jamie Carragher" is a John Bishop character? Ok, only me then. --
  • 4 star rating Ashton is gonna look like John bishop when he gets older --
  • 3 star rating My gran is a John Bishop fangirl because she was there at his very first gig :3 --
  • 5 star rating Nigel Slater is like a homeless John Bishop. --
  • 5 star rating John bishop was so funny last night --
  • 2 star rating Eek our John Bishop tickets came this morning for the Birmingham show next month! Can't wait, so excited! --
  • 3 star rating The fact he is at my work place and we were training right next to him --
  • 1 star rating Christmas markets, a quick bite to eat, then off to see the gorgeous and amazing John Bishop..............so excited --
  • 5 star rating Fun fact: john bishop is cropped out of my icon --
  • 1 star rating "Being an England supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day." John Bishop --
  • 5 star rating So excited to see John Bishop again tomorrow! --

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