John Barnes

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• Saw England beat San Marino 6-0 at Wembley in 1993. First half was pretty awful so, as was the fashion at the time, we all booed John Barnes -- Warren Chrismas
• If a guy is good enough he will do well and succeed no matter what colour he is.or john Barnes fantastic player shite manager -- jay
• He is a fast talker. -- Hartnett
• We've also had John Barnes and Simon Templer! They all must have realised how awesome my coffee is! -- Scott Hunter
• Gordon Taylor of the PFA seriously needs to give it a rest. Paul Ince and John Barnes were the creme dela creme. -- James Powell
• John Barnes FSA report local intelligence work together with industry collaboration is key- use leverage of the consumer -- Sharon Smith CIEH
• MS- "by the likes of Kenny Daglish, Ian Rush, John Barnes and to play alongside Steven Gerrard who is my idol is a dream come true" -- Liverpool FC
• Is Ronny Deila the new John Barnes? -- that wee cafe
• John Barnes rap in World in Motion is and forever will be genius -- Tomo
• Ronny Delia is the white john barnes -- Finlay Hughes
• Here's another shocker, he is the 6th all-time maist consistent & he only had 29 matches, better win% than Strachan. :O -- Raul Fernandez
• Come back John Barnes all is forgiven -- Ticman2013
• This is like john Barnes in a peenie. Back to the Kitchen Deila and get to feck fay that dugout -- glenn mcardle
• Crack is good up the club.Rangers fans giving Celtic fans grief! This has got to be the best Celtic manager since John Barnes!!! -- Richard Moffat
• Come back John Barnes all is forgiven..!! -- murfman
• Get that norse that out now!not gonna win age with him!bring bk john barnes!all is forgiven! -- simon j begg
• This is worse than the John Barnes era for me. shocking -- CelticFcFollowBack
• Hazard. So good. Why does he turn into John Barnes when he plays for Belgium? -- Chinny Honk
• Someone go and get John Barnes back. This Ronny cunt is hopeless. -- The job seller
• Please please tell me deila is still the man for the job,he's got a worse record than John Barnes -- Liam Mc
• We've been discussing our favourite music with a sporting theme. John Barnes & his rap in is popular here! What's yours? -- Trafford Music
• Just saw a Pool fan wearing a Candy shirt. The rich history that is this club though. Reminded of Ian Rush and John Barnes -- Theo
• Owen Hargreaves sounds like a young John Barnes. Which is weird. -- BlueMoonRisingTV
• Owen Hargreaves sounds like he's doing a really bad impression of John Barnes -- Peter Heaney
• Is that Owen Hargreaves on commentary? Sounds like a combination of John Barnes, Ray Houghton and Jim Beglin -- Ian Cahoon
• Just seen John Barnes pushing a little baby in a pram. Don't tell me he's a grandad??!?!! Feeling old if he is -- john mcelhoney
• new poll, is John Barnes gay? -- tronald dump
• This is the act of inserting the John Barnes rap into a song and improving said song ten fold. Pass it on. -- John Payne
• He is a fantastic person and I dig him but in terms of strikers Three Lions have massive players right now -- JosephJanerique
• John Barnes rap is back as my ringtone. -- Kizzy
• He is your TRAC conference champion in discus Mike manning 4th -- SBA Track And Field
• Rooney is the new John Barnes, had a couple of good games and then continually gets picked for the next 20 years despite being crap!! -- alison palmer
• John Barnes: "The whole idea of them (Newcastle fans) being against Mike Ashley is a little bit bizarre."You can click here to read t... -- ChristiansenJeffry
• so John Barnes doesn't know why we don't like Ashley.. Well I still don't know why we ever signed him when he was too fat to run -- phil robson
• John Barnes: "Ashley has been very supportive in terms money. The whole idea of [ fans] against Ashley is a little bit bizarre." -- Michael Graham
• John Barnes was my footballing hero as a kid (still is too). With the right guidance, I truly believe Sheyi Ojo can emulate him -- John Paul Walsh
• SportFest is the best. Enjoyed a game of tennis along side Andrew Strauss, hockey with John Barnes & Touch Rugby with Will Greenwood!! -- Jack Rolfe
• John Barnes has really let go hasn't he? -- Hampy
• can you advise what the meal with the £35 VIP ticket is? Is it a John Barnes Slap up Roast? Will they be homemade yorkies? -- James Hall
• He is a big old boy these days, wow looks like a sumo -- brian heath
• I rate how fat he is nowadays -- John Brough
• Devin doesn't know who he is lmao -- Kai
• John Barnes "January is not the time to buy because players aren t available." -- The30Duke
• So he isn't a fan of Harry the hornet. -- Lady Laura
• Wondering who is the better manager between John Barnes or Bob Bradley -- Jamie
• Xmas racism update: My Aunt: is that John Barnes? Me: No it's 50 Cent *Silence* -- Gearoid Godson
• I am what he is to rapping (wrapping)...not great but it'll do to get me through! -- Robyn
• I have concrete physical evidence he actually did a magick ritual and body-swapped with a male named John Barnes. what is my fucking life -- Liz Lansing (EJ)
• A Blumpkin is a blue pumpkin. - Brett Kavanaugh -- John Barnes
• There is nothing more cringeworthy than John Barnes doing that fucking RAP -- Woody

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