Joey Votto

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Canadian baseball player (Famous from Cincinnati Reds)
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Joey Votto is straight and is pretty "gay". Just a friendly reminder: don't be ashamed to admit that you have a crush on him. He has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out his athletic body, short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.

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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 2 star rating Last comment: Albert Pujols and Joey Votto are the only active two, and Albert's OBP is slowly slipping... --
  • 3 star rating Joey Votto announced he is now ready to play. Uhhh little too late there Joey. --
  • 3 star rating So I won this Joey Votto signed photo at the game, not sure what to do with it. --
  • 5 star rating He is good at hitting baseballs --
  • 5 star rating JOEY VOTTO IS ALL OF US RIGHT NOW. *BREATHE* --
  • 5 star rating Chalk he is never fun. --
  • 3 star rating Joey votto sang happy birthday to my cousin tommy.. Now that is awesome --
  • 1 star rating Joey Votto shuts down the Votto foundation, which supports military vets. Is 25 mil a year not enough? Wow. Maybe he's moving??? --
  • 1 star rating He is going to retire on Monday. Just you watch. Then Walt is gonna sign twelve ex-Cards to 2-year $15million contracts. --
  • 5 star rating Every Joey Votto story that comes out anymore is weird. Thank god this year is over. Hope he can come back even 90% of what he used to be. --
  • 2 star rating Everyone is commenting about Jeter and I'm here like he is God / the real face of Major League Baseball --
  • 5 star rating And he is who? --
  • 5 star rating Is Joey Votto paid to do that? --
  • 5 star rating He is so damn good. --
  • 4 star rating Preston Wilson really has no idea what he is trying to do. --
  • 3 star rating I guess the dude who has hidden sexual feelings for he is back at it on comment again. --
  • 1 star rating He is so odd it's hard to be a fan of him. How do you shut down your foundation with 10 more years on your deal? --
  • 1 star rating It ANNOYS THE HELL out of me that Bryan Price can't just say "he is done for the year." They'd be CRAZY to play him. --
  • 3 star rating Dear if you want to make Joey Votto 'better' (walk less), the solution is to get a real 4 hitter. --
  • 4 star rating Is Joey Votto going to play in one of these last 6 games or nah? --
  • 4 star rating Joey Votto not winning a Silver Slugger is a national tragedy. --
  • 5 star rating He is sooo hawt lol --
  • 5 star rating If he is feeling underappreciated I'll take him. --
  • 3 star rating The Reds have Joey Votto signed through 2023 and he is already breaking down. --
  • 3 star rating Brandon Phillips is hitting .264/.306/.372 since he said he was more valuable than Joey Votto --
  • 4 star rating He is out of Tuesday's lineup against the Dodgers. --
  • 4 star rating Joey Votto (chin) is back in the Reds' lineup Friday. --
  • 1 star rating Joey votto is not attractive.the guys has no personality and never smiles.he is just as big of a jerk as ryan braun --
  • 5 star rating Is Joey Votto even with the team in STL? --
  • 5 star rating Joey Votto, despite only 62 GP, is 3rd on the in oWAR, tied for team lead in BB & has scored more R than Ludwick, Pena, and Schumaker. --
  • 2 star rating He is 0-2 with a walk and 2 Ks vs Jeff Samardzija tonight, and his BA is down to .236. Is he Jay Bruce now? --
  • 5 star rating He is, by far, the best hitter the Reds have had since Joe Morgan left in 1980. No one else is close. But he gets no slack from fans --
  • 4 star rating On the plus side, he is 3 for 3 on the day. Not all is bad. --
  • 4 star rating I know someone is going to blame this loss on Joey Votto --
  • 5 star rating He is just so good --
  • 1 star rating Oh, how I remember sitting at GABP in mid-summer of 2008 and saying, "he is a future MVP". I got plenty of looks. --
  • 1 star rating The fact that I'm seeing the same doctors that worked with Joey Votto and other reds player rn is actually kinda cool --
  • 5 star rating I think the universe is taunting me with all the negative Joey Votto comments out there. Trying to lure me into a rant or fight or something. --
  • 1 star rating The cover band at this wedding is pretty damn good. Their offense is posting a higher WAR than 2010 Joey Votto. --
  • 4 star rating says the guy whose name is Joey votto, but yeah Joey votto --
  • 4 star rating The Reds lineup is full of corpses and Joey Votto s dying corpse. --
  • 5 star rating Landon Donovan is like Joey Votto with the media..."today is an interesting day for me..." How about an adjective other than interesting... --
  • 1 star rating Actually just shout out to all guys who wear Joey Votto jerseys to the bar on Thursday nights after the Reds season is over. --
  • 5 star rating Joey votto is in the house!!! --
  • 5 star rating Joey Votto's beard is lookin' good --
  • 5 star rating Damn. he is looking chunk @ the Raptors game. --
  • 5 star rating He is at the Raps game --
  • 4 star rating I think he is gonna be the Comeback Player of the Year in 2015. --
  • 3 star rating Is that Joey Votto playing QB for the Bengals??.....another take the money and suck player --
  • 5 star rating Joey votto is signed through 2023 the reds suck --

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