Never be ashamed of having a crush on Joey Jordison I'm a crusher
Musician, songwriter, and record producer (Famous from Slipknot, Murderdolls)
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Joey Jordison is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out his short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Joey Jordison
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I know Joey Jordison from Slipknot and Scar the Martyr. I have a crush on him because I think he is so creative and unique. He inspires me. He has a big heart, is very very caring, a badass, and is honestly very hot. I love his hair, he is very pretty and has a pretty face. His personality is quirky and cute, and I adore him. -- Benjamin
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I know Joey Jordison from slipknot and murderdolls, he is fascinatingly beautiful, i’d like to ride his forehead like a mechanical bull please and thank you. he is so talented, his dedication and passion for the music he makes and the instruments he plays is truly enticing -- pansy
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I know Joey Jordison from slipknot also I have a crush oh him cuz he's cute Talented and cool and his style is pretty sick also love his eyes too -- Anonymous
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I know Joey Jordison from slipknot also I have a crush oh him cuz he's awesome I got nothing else to say -- Anonymous
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I know Joey Jordison from Slipknot and I have a crush on him because of how talented and cute he is -- anonymous
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So according to Joey Jordison he was fired by a singing telegram. Am i the only one who thinks that's actually quite cool? -- James
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Joey Jordison being fired via a singing telegram. Lol, what the fuck. -- Shivan.
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If how Joey Jordison got fired from Slipknot is true, then that's hilariously cruel. Singing telegram...man, there are worse ways... -- Mirz
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Was Joey Jordison really fired from Slipknot via a singing telegram?? If so.. Thats pretty shit -- emily *:･ﾟ✧ ✿
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Having seen Corey Taylor in real life, it actually blows my fucking mind how fucking short Joey Jordison must be. -- Alex Samuel
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I just read the words to the singing telegram that Joey Jordison got telling him he wasnt in Slipknot anymore and theyre so funny I'm dying. -- find me on myspace
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He is saying he got fired from Slipknot by a knock on his door from a singing telegram dude. That's hilariously heartless. My ... -- Tyler Danger
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I love jim root no one will understand his my celebrity crush...him and joey jordison -- Immortal...(hybrid)
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So apparently Slipknot fired Joey Jordison by singing telegram...PMSL that's fucking awesome lol, if true -- Chaos
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I read that Joey Jordison, former drummer of Slipknot, was fired via singing telegram. That is funny and totally fucked up at the same time! -- Bobb Sixx
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I'm so happy I saw Slipknot in 08' when Paul Gray + Joey Jordison were in the band
The show was prime time & is locked in my brain for life -- Chris Collins
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Slipknot without Joey Jordison..... wat? Three days Grace has a new vocalist.... WAT? What is life??? -- Colton Fikes
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Slipknot will be shit without Joey Jordison.. So stupid to let him go.. -- George Parros
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Thinking about being joey jordison or Paul grey for halloween -- bottle kid
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So since Slipknot has completely lost it and kicked out Joey Jordison, lets hope Scar The Martyr puts out something good one day -- Arielle☆Grimes
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Speaking about nu metal, not impressed with new slipknot single tbh, joey jordison's departure and paul gray's death really bruised the band -- iron maven.
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Omg he is a god at drums -- DaviD
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Quando eu era menor assistia that metal show e só entendia quando eles falavam de joey jordison -- Mandinha
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Cara, amo All hope is gone Melhor álbum, melhor música, melhores máscaras, Joey Jordison, tudo -- stark
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Lmao. I was just trying to say that your Joey Jordison pic is awesome -- DaisyDee
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he is in the Negative one video! It's at the 1:03-1:08 mark! -- Joseph DeCarlo
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Everyone in earth needs to follow the incredible Beautiful, funny, intelligent, kinky... And knows who he is! -- UK Hot Girls
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He is one of the best Drummers ever in my opinion. -- Rodrick
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This is already pissing me off!!! Can they stop with all the negativity towards Joey jordison???!!!!! To me he always gonna be amazing -- lost
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Joey Jordison really needs to come back to Slipknot -- amber sky
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He is a shitty drummer. -- holden.
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remember that time Joey Jordison was like "slipknot is going on, with or without Corey"
ha You're breaking my heart Denis -- Bauer
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He is genuinely one of the best drum players ever -- Liam
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Is the negative one by slipknot about joey jordison???? -- side2side
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Didn't know Joey Jordison was fired by Slipknot and later replaced in the start of the year. Seriously, you found a better drummer? -- JG ♫
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Joey jordison is a legend and will be always my fav drummer in the world -- isi ☠
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We got this really cool thing going on lately on GTA 5 haha I got a guitar hero mod the guy looks like joey jordison haha thanx guys -- Nuno antonio
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He is great -- anguished ☬
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Cool metal news: The new lead singer for GWAR is a woman!
Sad metal news: he is no longer in Slipknot. -- Robocopthree
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Sorry but he isn't even that good of a drummer, there's fuck all rhythm at all, just speed n its boring as fuck -- Jesse Pinkman
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I really want some joey jordison drum sticks, they even have his blood in the printing -- † ᑕOᑌᖇTᑎEY †
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Trying to recreate Joey Jordison's Snare sound for a metal band \m/ Sidenote: Duality is a sick song -- Dylan Nash
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Didn't know thay he is not part of Slipknot anymore. -- ÖZZUL
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Did Joey jordison really get kicked out of -- plastic glass
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I still wonder who the new drummer that replaced Joey Jordison from Slipknot is.. -- Leslie \m/
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Eu vi o ultimo show do Joey Jordison no Slipknot!!! E também o ultimo show da banda que só volta agora aos palcos, 1 ano depois! -- Shon™
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Like I don't event have to be Joey Jordison good on drums, totes happy with being Lars. Would love to have his talent and level of respect -- • Jasmin Jade •
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Few points from the new Slipknot video:
1. Corey Taylor's mask sucks.
2. he is missed.
3. The song was more or less good. -- Arka
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So they fired joey jordison??! Man i feel like ive been living in a cave. -- Toby
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Okay so Bruce Springsteen's drummer is reportedly replacing Joey Jordison...let me say that again. BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN'S DRUMMER. -- Damon Albarn
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