Joey Dorsey

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American, Basketball
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4 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 1 star rating seem to have gotten the memo about feeding Kenneth Faried's man. It's a great strategy even if he is out there. --
  • 1 star rating Joey Dorsey dans le Bottom 5 du ESPN Top 500. Vous pensez que les votants ont déjà vu un match d'Euroleague de leurs vie ? --
  • 5 star rating Got to party with Joey Dorsey tonight! --
  • 3 star rating After all these years, I'm still waiting on a Joey Dorsey vs Greg Oden rematch --
  • 3 star rating Yikes joey dorsey and jeff adrien as the backup bigs for the rockets this year... --
  • 5 star rating Joey Dorsey back in the league --
  • 4 star rating Joey Dorsey and Dwight Howard on the same team. --
  • 5 star rating Joey Dorsey intentando comerse una galleta sin tocarla con las manos teniendola en la frente. En mi anterior tuit, crack! Jajajaja --
  • 3 star rating Where can I buy stock in Joey Dorsey hard fouls in Rockets/Mavs games this season? --
  • 5 star rating Joey Dorsey, Zoran Dragic, Ben Hansbrough, Nikola Mirotic, Lucas Nogueira, Kostas Papanikolaou y Damjan Rudez. De la Liga Endesa a la NBA --
  • 5 star rating Joey Dorsey ain't die on the cross for that --
  • 3 star rating Ahora ya sí, de forma oficial (y para tapar el desastre de ayer): he is back. --
  • 5 star rating He is a bum. --
  • 5 star rating He is trash! --
  • 4 star rating He is a waste of a roster spot for Houston... man is useless --
  • 3 star rating Don't look now, but he is giving the Rockets some solid minutes again. 17-10 Rockets. --
  • 5 star rating Sure hope dwight is playing. if dwight, tarik & TJ are all out w/ DMo starting at PF, who starts at the 5? joey dorsey? bc i'll quit it all. --
  • 4 star rating Joey Dorsey routinely getting out-muscled for rebounds is baffling. --
  • 5 star rating He is ass nigga can't rebound for shit --
  • 5 star rating Joey Dorsey so trash. ridiculous --
  • 5 star rating He is so garbage --
  • 5 star rating I'm still not convinced he is an NBA player. --
  • 5 star rating Joey Dorsey needs to know where his man is. Hamilton hit 2 wide open 3s in 1Q. Bosh hit a relatively open 3 right after Dorsey checked in. --
  • 5 star rating Real shame Joey Dorsey was never good in the NBA and certainly isn't now. Love me some Gorilla Dunks. --
  • 4 star rating He is worst than I thought & I thought he was already bad. --
  • 1 star rating God must have Joey Dorsey on his fantasy team. In other news, God is the worst fantasy basketball player ever. --
  • 5 star rating Joey dorsey sucks. Like he sucks really bad. --
  • 5 star rating Hmmm he is in the game, wtf is going on. --
  • 5 star rating He is still in the NBA --
  • 4 star rating He is in the game, so Kevin McHale just lit his victory cigar --
  • 5 star rating He is terrible!! --
  • 5 star rating He is not good at sport --
  • 5 star rating He is...I don't know lok --
  • 5 star rating He isn't very good at basquetbol imo --
  • 5 star rating He is just fouls --
  • 3 star rating He is trash and that Half ass attempt by Harden on defense on the fast break smh --
  • 1 star rating Dwight Howard is cracking up on the bench after Joey Dorsey misses a dunk. He is going to clown him for that one. --
  • 4 star rating Joey Dorsey, yes from Memphis, is slaughtering Stoudemire --
  • 5 star rating He is pitiful --
  • 5 star rating Joey Dorsey I really don't like you --
  • 5 star rating Why is Joey Dorsey even on the team? --
  • 3 star rating Joey Dorsey so dam soft sometimes! Come on man I'm cheering for yo ass --
  • 5 star rating He is Dwight Howard's swingman. --
  • 5 star rating He is Dwight Howard's swingman --
  • 4 star rating I don't hate Joey Dorsey right now so there's that. --
  • 5 star rating Is it me or he is Dwight Howards mini twin? --
  • 5 star rating Who the fuck is Joey Dorsey lmao --
  • 4 star rating Why is Joey Dorsey dressed like Dwight? We know the difference fam. --
  • 5 star rating He is in the league??? --
  • 5 star rating Joey Dorsey hairline is --

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