Joel Schumacher

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American film director
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3 star rating
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  • 1 star rating In 2007 Joel Schumacher and Jim Carrey made "The Number 23". Danny Welbecks shirt number is 23. Coincidence? Probably. --
  • 1 star rating Joel Schumacher's problem is his tendency to wallow in cartoonish excesses if given a chance. Otherwise, a fantastic filmmaker. --
  • 3 star rating Every time I question something about this movie, just says "because he is a terrible human being." --
  • 3 star rating I think what Moffatt has done to the Daleks is worse than what Joel Schumacher did to Batman. --
  • 1 star rating Kiefer Sutherland starred in 2 Joel Schumacher movies The Lost Boys 1987 and Flatliners 1990"Today is a good day to die" --
  • 3 star rating Today is Joel Schumacher's birthday, which I am going to celebrate by only speaking in ice puns --
  • 4 star rating Joel Schumacher Big director 5to. He is a devil Cards --
  • 1 star rating A dilma só fala de coisa antiga.Se perguntar sobre o Batman do Nolan ela só fala do Batman do Joel Schumacher --
  • 3 star rating Joel Schumacher claims Batman Forever was very sexy- maybe weirdest thing I have read --
  • 3 star rating Some of them can be really bad at this, but so is Joel Schumacher as a director. --
  • 2 star rating "Joel Schumacher enfim admite: a culpa de Batman & Robin é minha " SÓ DEMOROU 17 ANOS PRA PERCEBER --
  • 3 star rating So is Joel Schumacher gonna keep being asked about the bat nipples until he's dead? --
  • 4 star rating I like how he is honest and professional about his Batman movies. --
  • 5 star rating Just watched Batman & Robin! Seriously? George Clooney as Batman? What was Joel Schumacher thinking? At least Schwarzenegger was decent! --
  • 4 star rating Why is Joel Schumacher still allowed to work in the film industry? --
  • 1 star rating Paul Haggis, Jason Reitman, and Brett Ratner are in a really tight race to see who can become the next Joel Schumacher. --
  • 1 star rating God, I just adore Joel Schumacher films. So beautiful. Watching Flatliners and then Lost Boys and St. Elmo's Fire :-) --
  • 1 star rating Joel Schumacher's Batman & Robin was a VERY entertaining film, Oscar worthy! ...*Watches The Internet Explode* --
  • 1 star rating I'm pretty sure at this point another Joel Schumacher film is more appealing idea to me than Batman vs Superman --
  • 5 star rating so are Joel Schumacher's Batman movies --
  • 1 star rating Zack Snyder is this generations Joel Schumacher coming post a couple of good batman films ready to ruin the genre for a decade --
  • 1 star rating "Hooray for North Hollywood" even throws in jabs at Adam Sandler and Joel Schumacher, before it was even popular to do so. --
  • 5 star rating I'll bet every night, when Joel Schumacher thinks about "Batman & Robin", he thanks God that Josh Trank's "Fantastic Four" is on the way. --
  • 5 star rating The Lost Boys (Joel Schumacher, 1987). Stylish, funny, scary & so 80s it hurts. I'd forgotten how good this is. It's absolute fucking class --
  • 5 star rating Before we get back to politics, can I just ask, what the hell is the deal with Campy show is approaching Joel Schumacher level bad. --
  • 5 star rating I wouldn't be at all surprised if the next declaration from ISIS is that they believe Joel Schumacher made the best Batman movies. --
  • 2 star rating Tava vendo aqui Joel Schumacher só fez filme bosta meu Deus e hoje vi o filme do Fantasma muito bosta mesmo --
  • 5 star rating The special features for Dark Knight Rises are very equitable in pretending anyone gives a shit about Joel Schumacher's movies or opinions --
  • 5 star rating "Doom thinks he is directing this!" --
  • 5 star rating Joel Schumacher's Batman films are so fucking campy! BUT THATS WHY I LOVE THEM! --
  • 2 star rating Just like there is only 3 Bournes Die Hard only has 4 films and Joel Schumacher never made a Batman film --
  • 3 star rating Deep down, Joel Schumacher really just wants to make a ice skating stunt show. --
  • 3 star rating There are so many butts peens abs and nipples in the Joel Schumacher bat-movies --
  • 4 star rating He is the best thing to ever happen to Tim Burton. --
  • 5 star rating Why do people hate on Joel Schumacher's Batman films??? They are SO much fun...something Nolan didn't really add. Not in the same way anyway --
  • 5 star rating Chuck C Johnson is the sequel of "L.A. Confidential" you didn't want or didn't ask for. Also? directed by "Joel Schumacher" of course. --
  • 3 star rating He is directing The Avengers: Infinity War parts 1 and 2. What the hell?! --
  • 1 star rating Tim Burton really did set a new precedence with batman and batman returns which was destroyed by Joel Schumacher --
  • 4 star rating Colin Trevorrow is out. So that means he is in, right? --
  • 3 star rating Only good thing about Joel Schumacher's Batman movies is Jim Carrey as The Riddler. --
  • 4 star rating Man.... Joel Schumacher would REALLY like my new work out pants! --
  • 3 star rating What the fuck is with Joel Schumacher's insistence on the villains having lingerie'd lackeys? --
  • 5 star rating A Time To Kill is by Joel Schumacher and The General's Daughter is directed by Simon West! I had them two movies but sold them unfortunately --
  • 5 star rating Anne Hathaway giving Neil Patrick Harris advice on presenting the Oscars is like Joel Schumacher being a mentor to Chris Nolan on 'Batman'! --
  • 1 star rating One can thing I can give the Joel Schumacher batman films is that his interpretation of Gotham looks pretty damn cool. --
  • 5 star rating What people really want is what Joel Schumacher had to offer: obnoxious, loud entertainment that hates it s audience and its source --
  • 1 star rating So after further analysis all the Batman's directed by Joel Schumacher are terrible but Batman & Robin Is the best of the 2 --
  • 1 star rating Laptop is on, comment is commenting. Movie:Joel Schumacher's 1995 first pass at Batman's nipples, Batman Forever. Drink on! --
  • 1 star rating Having finally seen Flatliners, I will say this: It is a crime Joel Schumacher never directed a Nightmare on Elm Street movie. --
  • 5 star rating It was a John Grisham book adaptations marathon today. That author is a bit of a romantic ;) And I love Joel Schumacher films. --

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