Never be ashamed of having a crush on Joe Thornton I'm a crusher
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Joe Thornton is straight. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Joe Thornton
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Joe Thornton should tell the Sharks to shove it and go somewhere he d really be appreciated, like the Tigers bullpen. -- Jesse Spector
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I'm going out on a limb here and predicting that he is traded to the Rangers this season. Not sure when, but I think it'll happen -- Greg Torrey
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He is the best. -- Hope_Smoke
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Corey Perry joins parade to the penalty box. Is it too much to hope for a Ryan Getzlaf-Joe Thornton rematch of some years ago? -- Elliott Teaford
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So um. joe thornton is doing his post game interview without a shirt on. just fyi. if you turned it off -- Harley
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Hopefully this Thornton is as much as a disappointment as Joe Thornton. -- Chester Cheevo
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Is Joe Thornton pitching for the Natinals? -- TBek
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sigh. This is just sad and tragic. -- -Di.☯ DiHardPodcast
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Clayton Kershaw is the Joe Thornton of the MLB -- Nicholas
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Looks like he isn't playing versus tonight. -- Arizona Sports Hub
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Honestly, I have so much respect for Joe Thornton -- Rachel
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L he is taking the most passive aggressive high road ever. Pure love for him right now. Just unadulterated pure love. -- Dr Mad Scientist PhD
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And to everyone who thinks the Joe Thornton thing is funny, just remember if he's in your fantasy team you'll probably be fucked. -- Mary Severina
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Joe Thornton on the fourth line? Really? -- Anthony Allocco
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Carcillo is a hawk again. he is a fourth line bum and Hilary knight is a duck. Gotta love hockey -- James Daniels
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Sim, Joe Thornton está treinando na 4ª linha dos Sharks hoje. Não, ele não começará a temporada na 4ª linha dos Sharks, é só um treino. -- Lucas Hanashiro
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He is on pace for 70 points at 36 years old. Insane -- Paul
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He is playing on the FOURTH line?!? -- Lioncross
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So Carcillo is a Hawk again, JOE Thornton is a fourth-liner, and Hilary Knight is a Duck. Interesting AU I woke up in. -- thefourthvine
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Joe Thornton first loses the Captain now is dropped back to fourth line? And I thought the leafs use to make bad moves!! -- scott green
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So what was the point of taking the C away from Joe Thornton again.... -- .
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Joe Thornton scoring 60 points on the 4th line is going to be pretty great -- JaredOfLondon
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He is San Jose's free U2 album -- George Marshall
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So Joe Thornton playing 4th line?! -- PunkWalsh☆
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The SJ Sharks have to be the dumbest franchise ever. he is a first line centre on 75% of the teams in the league -- Michael Park
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So Bailey, Donovan and the fifth for Joe Thornton? -- Les Not Beaver Mavus
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He isn't Mike Richards. What the fuck is he doing on the fourth line??? -- PAUL
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The San Jose Sharks treatment of he is classless. Insulting him in every way possible to try and get him to waive NTC. Shame. -- Ryan Allen
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Joe Thornton on the fourth line is the biggest overreaction I've ever seen -- DougieProbz
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A Toilet Brush -Joe Thornton-An Old Sponge is a line that is really going to do some damage to SAP Center bathrooms this year. -- Robert Paredes
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Looking back, the 1997 NHL draft is really bizarre. Joe Thornton, Marleau, Jokinen, Luongo, Samsonov, Hossa in the first 12. Then... nothing -- StevenX
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Hey San Jose. The Coyotes will take Joe Thornton off your hands. Really, it's not a problem. -- 'T' Nicholas 'T'
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Putting Joe Thornton on a line with Mike Brown is like buying a Ferrari, then removing the engine & replacing it with a horse. It's a waste. -- Paul Wheeler
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He is on 4th line situation in pre-season, comment explodes.
I know I've said this before, but welcome back, hockey. -- Wyatt Arndt
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Watch jim benning trade for joe thornton.... just what we need.... not really -- George Foussekis
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Why is Joe Thornton on the 4th line? He's the best player in NHL 06 history -- Matt
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Colton Orr played 54 games and averaged 5:23 min per night.
This isn't replacing Bozak with Joe Thornton -- The Leafs Blog
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From the can't make this up department, he is wearing an 'A' tonight. So are Pavelski and Marleau, another former Sharks captain. -- Dan Rosen
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He isn't the reason SJ lost four games to the best team in the league last year. -- Brad MacDonald
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All I want out of this season is for Joe Thornton to score 4 goals in a game. -- Lindsey ✏️
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Why would you ever want to stay in a room when you know nobody wants you in there
'That room is in Cali brah!.' - Joe Thornton probably -- Chowie St. Jacques
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"We've gotta to go through them to get to where we want to be." Joe Thornton knows what is needed to become a winner. It's a process. -- Juha Palosaari
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Haha okay Joe Thornton deciding he doesn't have to talk to the media anymore since they took his C away is pretty hilarious -- John Carroll
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Mine and joe Thornton's wedding is back on guys -- lil' C Byrd
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I hate this narrative so much. he is a HHOF candidate, regardless of how his TEAM performs -- Mrs. Reid
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Joe Thornton has 0 points and is a -0, very weak performance from him -- Andrew Leafman
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Everyone is making too much out of this Joe Thornton captaincy thing. -- Stephen Dyrgas
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Yes, Joe Thornton, future first ballot HOFer, is good enough to be a captain. Don't mistake shitty management for I'll play. -- Justin Abraham
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Sergio is to Dan Jenkins what he is to me. The gift that keeps on giving. -- Colby Cosh
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You're an idiot if you think Dustin brown is better than Joe Thornton -- B Voss ⚾️
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