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American football quarterback (Famous from Won Super Bowl XVII)
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Rated by - Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. ~Joe Theismann -- FitnessSports Quotes
- "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein" - Joe Theismann -- Football Lover
- ''Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein'' - Joe Theismann -- Rick London
- Joe Theismann just wrote me a letter about my grandfather. This is one of the coolest things that has ever happened to me... -- Jessica Dudra
- Nobody in the game of should be called a A genius is like Norman Joe -- Jason Pridgen
- The tackle on he is definitely one of the worst sports injuries ever. -- Anthony Sposato
- Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein. Joe Theismann -- We Hate a Slimebag
- I miss the days when ESPN put Joe Theismann on their NFL draft coverage and he was so clueless, Kiper looked like he wanted to punch him. -- Jeff
- Bring back paul Maguire, joe Theismann, anyone! Hey Ray Lewis is murder on this set! Get him off. Horrible -- Eddie White
- Give me a qb or give me glaucoma so I don't have to watch Brian hoyer do his best impersonation of joe theismann again. -- MΔX MILLΣR
- Joe Theismann when he broke his leg didn't react like the Mexico player. My God. -- Travis Hancock
- "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." - Joe Theismann -- Bill Belichick
- Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. -- Deepak Agarwal
- Joe Theismann~ Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. -- Myrle Cevallos
- The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. ~Joe Theismann -- quote dojo
- Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.-Joe Theismann -- Lloyd Espinol
- Molly Fletcher is at the top of her game. She?s a former sports agent who has represented names like Tom Izzo, Doc Rivers and Joe Theismann. -- Tommy Eichel
- Watching a video in Railroads class and for some reason he is in it. -- Dustin Rowland
- Where is Joe Theismann who said Kirk was better than Griffin? -- Alex Snyder
- Somewhere, he is sobbing quietly into his Kirk Cousins jersey. -- Brad Vipperman
- Bench Kirk Cousins Next Game !!! Is there any doubt they RGIII should be the starting QB ? Shut up Joe Theismann ! -- Leslie Echols
- WHERE IS JOE THEISMANN? I need to speak with him for a moment -- Torrance G. Latham
- I'm guessing Joe Theismann really doesn't think RG3 is very good if he thinks Cousins runs the offense better -- Joshva
- Where is Joe Theismann's ass? Didn't he add fuel to the fire 2 months ago? -- Omar Mohammed
- Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein. ~ Joe Theismann -- Jonny Dix
- Andrew Luck is going to be looking like Joe Theismann when Watt and Clowney are done with him -- Sebastian
- I will cohost this Sunday on am740. he is the guest, but will slip in some talk on the last home game of 2014 -- Mark Kennedy
- Joining us in the Locker Room right now is former Washington Redskins Quarterback Joe Theismann -- Carey Rich
- Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein. "Joe Theismann, Former quarterback" -- isleofwight
- Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein. -- Joe Theismann -- Ed Coburn
- Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.-Joe Theismann -- Shaunaa13
- Joe Theismann~ Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. -- Dyfnallt Derdes
- So Danny just got to hang out with redskin Super Bowl champion QB Joe Theismann.....And I got some sweet popcorn. -- Alex Kown
- WSH/DAL is the matchup on right now. I get the feeling Colt McCoy isn't an immediate threat to Mark Rypien or Joe Theismann. -- Andy Beebe
- Rivers looks like Joe Theismann. I'm so confused. Nice drive. I take back 1 of the 99 bad things I said about the Brees/Rivers swap. -- chrisgoodman
- Joe Theismann was out here saying Kirk Cousins was a better QB than RG3 a few weeks ago..now he saying RG3 is the franchise QB. -- Del Jim Baxter
- Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein. -- Joe Theismann -- Edward J. Coburn
- The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Theismann -- Judy Rector
- Really wish Joe Theismann would just shut up -- Shibae Tatsuya
- Former football player Joe Theismann in 1996: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -- Fritz Franke
- Joe Theismann~ The word genius isnt applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. -- Adele Adams
- Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.-Joe Theismann -- Kim Westly
- Joe Theismann fantastic keynote address @ Used Truck Association Convention today! Great guy, related super w/ attendees. Really Cool! -- Craig Kendall
- Watching because Texans are on Fox and their pregame is horrible, and this color commentator may as well be Joe Theismann -- James H
- Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein Joe Theismann -- SOCIAL MEDIA NEWS
- Let's hope he is not on comment tonight -- Vic
- Dude Joe Theismann couldn't start as QB so he started returning punts bahahaha -- scott cousineau
- Joe Theismann~ Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. -- News 1800
- He is narrating this shit christ -- Jesse Dean™©®
- Marc Trestman is really gonna "look at the tape"? I could only watch the Joe Theismann injury once... -- Eddie Volkman
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