Joe Swash

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Joe Swash
British actor, television personality (Famous from EastEnders)
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Joe Swash is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He has light brown hair. Scroll down and check out his short and/or medium light brown hairstyles & haircuts.

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Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating Joe swash is genuinely such a lovely person --
  • 5 star rating He is killing it on --
  • 5 star rating Is it just me who thinks he looks like Joe Swash --
  • 3 star rating Jessica ennis really nice girl but starting to be on tv in your face more than Joe swash --
  • 4 star rating Is he new this one - looks like a bouncy joe swash with tattoos --
  • 2 star rating Getting Joe Swash to review dishwashers is as ridiculous as getting Joe Swash to review acting techniques --
  • 4 star rating He is currently reviewing dish washers on The Gadget Show. Yep. --
  • 3 star rating So, I decide to watch the gadget show and what I see is Joe Swash reviewing dish washers. --
  • 5 star rating Joe swash is brilliant --
  • 5 star rating He is a twat. --
  • 4 star rating Seriously though, why is Joe Swash still on television? --
  • 2 star rating Moment of the day: Joe Swash's sister who starred in EastEnders for two years is currently serving me a pint. --
  • 5 star rating He is still super sexy --
  • 2 star rating Is there a thicker "celebrity" than Joe Swash? If anyone says Joey Essex, clearly he doesn't fuckin count --
  • 5 star rating Is there ever a time when he isn't on television? --
  • 3 star rating He is wearing the exact same shirt as me. I must now go outside and burn it immediately. --
  • 5 star rating Through the keyhole, and there he is again, the z list celeb, joe swash, Just bounces around on shit tv programmes, Untalented ginger cunt. --
  • 5 star rating He is stunning --
  • 5 star rating Is that how i see joe swash in my gym --
  • 4 star rating Seriously is there anything Joe swash won't do to get on tv! --
  • 5 star rating Joe swash is so funny --
  • 4 star rating Is it just me who thinks that joe garner looks like joe swash? --
  • 5 star rating Jesus Christ joe swash is sweating buckets --
  • 5 star rating I fancy Joe Swash so much --
  • 5 star rating Omg yuk Joe Swash how sweaty is his pits --
  • 5 star rating He is so cute aw --
  • 5 star rating He is so cute --
  • 5 star rating Is it weird that I have a thing for joe swash --
  • 5 star rating Joe swash is adorable --
  • 5 star rating He is the type of bloke you'd love to punch in the face , his kid is a chip off the old block . He needs a good slap ! --
  • 5 star rating JOE SWASH IS ADORABLE I CAN'T --
  • 5 star rating how is Joe Swash still single!!! --
  • 5 star rating He is the cutest!! --
  • 5 star rating He is my favourite person ever, so cute --
  • 4 star rating Why is Joe Swash trending? Have his balls dropped? --
  • 2 star rating People don't think I'm funny... people think he is funny. Joe Swash. From Eastenders. With his voice. --
  • 5 star rating JOE SWASH IS SO FUNNY --
  • 5 star rating I hate Joe Swash, how is he on tv so much!! --
  • 5 star rating Joe swash is hilarious --
  • 4 star rating is Joe Swash Pissing out of his armpits. Major sweat problem. --
  • 4 star rating Joe Swash always sounds as though speaking is a herculean effort. --
  • 4 star rating I ve turned dancing on ice on and wtf is joe swash doing --
  • 5 star rating It's so wrong that I have a crush on Joe Swash --
  • 5 star rating He is my bae --
  • 4 star rating So are we going to talk about Joe Swash's sweat patches? --
  • 5 star rating He is so lovely --
  • 4 star rating Joe swash is a unfunny, irritating, irrelevant ginger cunt --
  • 3 star rating He is having one on ..Sweat patches all over the shop..Rookie mistake wearing grey anyway.. --
  • 5 star rating He is so funny --
  • 4 star rating Joe swash omg how sweaty is ur armpits.... knew it was harry --

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