Joe Swanberg

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American film director
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  • 5 star rating Starting the day with Joe Swanberg's Art History. --
  • 5 star rating Euronews --
  • 1 star rating THE SACRAMENT: Brutal finale, chilling visuals, cringe-y dialogue, terrible perfs from Joe Swanberg and AJ Bowen. As usual. --
  • 2 star rating I wish there was an extended edition of The Sacrament that included more of Joe Swanberg playing basketball. --
  • 4 star rating I like Joe Swanberg more and more I see him on screen. --
  • 4 star rating I just can't escape actor/director Joe Swanberg. He's in everything. --
  • 3 star rating He is basting the turkey perfectly while listening to mellow jazz RIGHT NOW. --
  • 5 star rating Joe Swanberg! --
  • 4 star rating He is one of my favorite people in the film world. --
  • 3 star rating My other favorite part is that Joe Swanberg spends half the movie with an arrow in his back. --
  • 5 star rating Joe Swanberg's indie "Happy Christmas" out now. --
  • 4 star rating I start caring when joe swanberg's voice becomes audible --
  • 1 star rating Joe Swanberg impone un'idea di cinema coerente, e mi convince anche quando non va da nessuna parte, come nel caso di --
  • 3 star rating PROXY: when Joe Swanberg's the best actor in the cast by far, you've got some problems --
  • 4 star rating Joe Swanberg has more acting credits on IMDB than Jessica Lange. --
  • 1 star rating DRINKING BUDDIES (2013) Subtle as ever, he is given a larger mainstream stage to show off mumblecore. An honest film. -S --
  • 3 star rating Joe Swanberg picking The Real Cancun for a 12 horror movie marathon is really inspired. --
  • 2 star rating Which as a pitch sounds like 100% the film Joe Swanberg would make for Marvel and I am super into that. --
  • 4 star rating Joe Swanberg really deserves a chance for a big budget movie --
  • 1 star rating The Anna Kendrick click by he is currently on Netflix... I didn't realize, but now that I have in watching it! --
  • 1 star rating HAPPY CHRISTMAS is the latest effort from Joe Swanberg, one of the most prolific indie filmmakers working today. --
  • 4 star rating The baby in Joe Swanberg's Happy Christmas is fucking terrifying. --
  • 4 star rating Happy Christmas: he is a quiet little genius. Sweet lil flick. --
  • 5 star rating Joe Swanberg films get me everytime. "All the Light in the Sky" is a great film. Why no love? (It's on Netflix) --
  • 1 star rating I wonder why I wanted to catch up with Josephine Decker's films: if Joe Swanberg couldn't help back then, is a big NO. NO! --
  • 5 star rating Joe Swanberg's way under appreciated HAPPY CHRISTMAS is streaming on Netflix. Anna Kendrick has a great performance in it. Give it a watch. --
  • 1 star rating Joe Swanberg's 'Happy Christmas' is now on Netflix US. As is 'Ida' and the excellent documentary 'Desert Runners'. --
  • 4 star rating Also I really like Joe Swanberg films, it turns out. --
  • 5 star rating Busy in a Joe Swanberg crush. --
  • 5 star rating Joe Swanberg's DIGGING FOR FIRE isn't a Pixies biopic. Melanie Lynskey doesn't play Kim Deal. Mark Duplass (Black Francis) isn't even in it. --
  • 3 star rating Oh awesome, Athens' art house cinema is getting the new Joe Swanberg film this week! --
  • 3 star rating I should have known I would hate lace crater the minute Joe Swanberg's name popped up on screen. --
  • 2 star rating It's 3:30 AM and I'm going to bed, but listen to this; Is Joe Swanberg the Woody Allen of his generation? --
  • 4 star rating Joe Swanberg's Digging for Fire is for indie filmmakers --
  • 3 star rating - Finally watched "Nights & Weekends" Dir. by and starring Greta Gerwig and Joe Swanberg. --
  • 1 star rating Joe swanberg te likea una foto en isntagram y vos tipo.... Djjdsjdjicksnfkskdfjksnfkcjdkskdkcjdnfkckfj CAPOOOOOO --
  • 3 star rating The Whole Shootin' Match (DP: Eagle Pennell) Hannah Takes the Stairs (DP: Joe Swanberg) --
  • 1 star rating Hopefully i can get this position at Logan Theatre so i get the possible chance of ripping Joe Swanberg's ticket :))) --
  • 3 star rating Written, Directed and edited by Joe Swanberg So, my hopes aren't high. --
  • 3 star rating That video of joe swanberg beating the shit out of devin faraci is pretty great --
  • 5 star rating It feels kind of like a Joe Swanberg movie that was heavily re-edited by the studio (especially the Joe Swanberg-directed episode). --
  • 1 star rating Say what you will about what joe swanberg does to a movie mood-wise the guy can dart up stairs with an arrow in his back --
  • 4 star rating Loving Joe Swanberg in this. And the Aussie chick. --
  • 3 star rating V/H/S. Adam Wingard, David Bruckner, Ti West, Glenn McQuaid, Joe Swanberg, Radio Silence. 2012 --
  • 5 star rating Joe Swanberg's kid has the most fun. --
  • 2 star rating So, one of my teachers is currently fangirling w/ me about Joe Swanberg's films... this feels weird --
  • 3 star rating So yeah. Fuck that guy, basically. I hope Joe Swanberg kicks his ass again, soon. --
  • 3 star rating Tonight's episode made Gladiator look like a third rate Joe Swanberg movie. --
  • 5 star rating Orlando Bloom também está no elenco de Easy, série de comédia produzida pela Netflix sem previsão de estreia, comandada por Joe Swanberg --
  • 1 star rating "What do you think we'll have first, a black president or a robot president?" Joe Swanberg's LOL is accidentally prophetic. --

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