Joe Strummer

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Musician and actor (Famous from The Clash)
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Joe Strummer is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He has black hair. Scroll down and check out his slim body, short and/or medium black hairstyles & haircuts.

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  • 1 star rating The band is "taking five" as Joe Strummer would say. They're talking about the time Aerosmith were on Wayne's World. --
  • 5 star rating Also, I honestly have a huge crush on Joe Strummer --
  • 5 star rating The next photo is one of Joe Strummer --
  • 4 star rating Only aim for the rest of this year is to finish Joe Strummer book. --
  • 4 star rating I'm so bored with the U-K. Take that, Joe Strummer. --
  • 5 star rating People I'd have a a beer with in hell: dave brockie, joe strummer, and hemingway so we could tell hemingway he was a fucking hack fuck him --
  • 3 star rating "which one of these joe strummer gifs should I use as my sidebar" is the real question --
  • 3 star rating I've been very happy with my decision to make this day a "Nothing But Joe Strummer Day!" --
  • 5 star rating "The Future Is Unwritten" - Joe Strummer --
  • 5 star rating Giving away U2 album OK, forcing it into folks library, less so. Using Joe Strummer in an Apple ad?!? WTF! Prolly rolling over in his grave. --
  • 2 star rating Joe Strummer once said "the future is unwritten". Carpe diem, Scotland, let's write our future thegither! --
  • 5 star rating He is the punk Elvis I love that dude --
  • 2 star rating Sometimes I think about the reasons why everything sucks so hard and then I remember that he is dead. --
  • 5 star rating Wow!So much hate --
  • 5 star rating Apparently Joe Strummer got drunk at the Lair. Was supposed to go fishing with Tony. Seriously, the Lions Lair is a punk rock icon. --
  • 2 star rating Nr. 10 ist Joe Strummer gewidmet. A.k.a. Propeller-Joe, so, wie der sich im Grabe umdrehen dürfte. --
  • 4 star rating He is turning over in his grave after being in the U2 commercial. --
  • 5 star rating Joe strummer and the mescaleros. that is all --
  • 3 star rating Joe Strummer's maniacal laugh to start "This is Radio Clash" >>>>> --
  • 1 star rating We have to write a paper about an inspirational figure. So, comment, do I write on Joe Strummer or Kurt Vonnegut? --
  • 5 star rating Joe strummer would be so proud... or not, q c yo --
  • 1 star rating Volcano and every breaking wave are the main ones for me. first song is ok too. and the one dedicated to joe strummer.. which... --
  • 3 star rating Sometimes I think how much more music Joe Strummer could have released... 50 is no age to die. --
  • 4 star rating No U2 and Apple, Joe Strummer and the Clash is not fucking yours --
  • 5 star rating No me canso de escuchar el nuevo álbum de U2. La canción de This Is Where You Can Reach Me Now fue dedicada a Joe Strummer de The Clash. --
  • 3 star rating Joe strummer= been dead for 12 years. there is an empty void in my heart --
  • 5 star rating 'Joe Strummer: The Future is Unwritten' mmmnyam --
  • 4 star rating Favorite saying: Joe Strummer s Punk is attitude. Not style. --
  • 4 star rating Joe Strummer: "This is a public service announcement...with guitar!" --
  • 5 star rating If your looking forward to going to "Glasto 2 get mortal wiv da lads" and you don't know who Joe strummer is, then you don't deserve to go. --
  • 3 star rating Murder is a crime! Unless it was done by a Policeman or aristocrat. (Joe strummer dixit) --
  • 5 star rating Alex Cox's "Walker" is terrible! Even Joe Strummer failed with a shitty score featuring 80's saxophones for a film set in 1850's Nicaragua. --
  • 3 star rating Dei uma de Rolando Lero aqui ao saber só AGORA que o Joe Strummer é morto já. --
  • 5 star rating He is like, my king --
  • 2 star rating Changed my bio again because it's true that he is my spiritual dad and I hadn't mentioned that in a long time --
  • 5 star rating Think Kate Bush, Joe Strummer, David Bowie. Talent shows tolerate a very narrow range of individuals. Anyone different is to be laughed at. --
  • 5 star rating Is it me, or does Joe Strummer sound like he's about to start or just finished throwing up? This just in: it's me (fish for lunch) --
  • 3 star rating Robert is a perfect mix of Joe Strummer, Mick Jones and Paul Simonon. ( ) --
  • 5 star rating Don't you say we don't stick to the script. This is Johnny Cash and Joe Strummer covering Bob Marley & The Wailers' 'Redemption Song'. --
  • 5 star rating Joe Strummer's London Calling radio series is --
  • 2 star rating WAAAAAIIIITTTTT is that the ramones and joe strummer in the new u2 ad? hahahhaha why are they doing this? --
  • 3 star rating Joe Strummer - London Calling podcasts keeping me company on a bus-commute day - so good :-) --
  • 1 star rating Music News In 1986: Joe Strummer of The Clash was banned from driving after being convicted of drunk driving. --
  • 4 star rating I mean Billie is perfect..... but he is something else --
  • 3 star rating Considering joe strummer's encounter with Johnny cash makes me cry so fucking hard --
  • 1 star rating Just as I'm about to make a statement about Joe Strummer's Mescalero-era being his best, Spanish Bombs plays and stays my hand. --
  • 3 star rating Joe strummer s original lyrics for the better it missing someone is even worth thinking --
  • 3 star rating Joe strummer may have died in 2002 but I still miss buses cos I'm distracted being mad about that --
  • 1 star rating I'm loving my late mum's fave music Country. Miranda Lambert is as important to me as Joe Strummer. Yup that much. --
  • 3 star rating Jamie T on the other hand. Sounding a lot like Elvis Costello and Joe Strummer which is big. --

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