Never be ashamed of having a crush on Joe Simpson I'm a crusher
American, Manager (Famous from father of Jessica and Ashlee Simpson)
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Joe Simpson is straight and is pretty "gay". Just a friendly reminder: don't be ashamed to admit that you have a crush on him. He has dyed blonde hair. Scroll down and check out his short and/or medium dyed blonde hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Joe Simpson
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - he is directly responsible for encouraging this kind of behavior. He's been an embarrassment for Braves fans awhile now. -- Shawn Taylor
- he is a whiny ass. I'm glad he had to sit there and watch Harper celebrate winning the division at Turner -- W.
- Joe Simpson gets to call again???? He is a dreadful, bitter announcer w/Atlanta. -- Troy Appel
- haha you're right. But joe Simpson is BY FAR the worse ever -- Will Soprano
- I think Paul Byrd is going to take Joe Simpson's job next season. -- Joey__T
- Paul Byrd is so unbearable. Like compared to Joe Simpson he is unbearable -- Erik Lamela's Hair
- Paul Byrd as a replacement for he is like Ryan Doumit for Justin Upton. Unfortunately both of those have happened this year -- Tyler Ciucci
- If anyone is trying to get in contact please refrain from using my phone number, with that you can reach me via facebook DM or via email. -- Joe Simpson
- Line of the day from my friend JD RE: Orioles game, "Ughh Joe Simpson your voice is Ambien transformed into sound waves.!" -- Darth Gandalf
- Really enjoying Joe Simpson on the TBS broadcasts. One of the best. Miss hearing him on Braves TBS games. -- Tim Swartz
- Do you think he is watching this game, or is he just ~done~ -- Lauren T.
- Why do they have Joe Simpson broadcast nationally televised games. All he ever does is talk about the Braves lol. -- Alec Robles
- LOL. Joe Simpson trying to find the nicest way to say "why the fuck is this worthless ass, incompetent jabroni bunting?" -- Harry
- It's funny how he is frustrated over Price pitching so well, but Detroit is down. Joe, you saw that 50 times with the Braves. -- Trey Mongrue
- Joe Simpson's anger at the pitcher win right now is my favorite -- Aaron Parks
- The general sentiment according to TBS broadcaster he is no one can believe the Orioles are winning this game. EXCEPT BALTIMORE! -- Brian Bolter
- He is horrible. Whatever he is saying is gibberish. -- LeslieinFortLee
- He is acting like he never saw an opposite field HR. fucking idiot. -- Joe
- Is there a mute button for Joe Simpson? -- Christian Creek
- I love hearing my home team announcer Joe Simpson doing yeoman's work during the He really knows his stuff! -- Don Braswell
- Someone tell Joe Simpson "tie goes to the runner" is a rule you use in your backyard, not in the Division Series. -- Garibaldi
- Well, at least he is still around to call some playoff baseball -- Paul Martin
- I can't believe he is allowed to call national games, let alone playoff games. -- Ryan Lewis
- Who the hell is Joe Simpson? -- Baseball Central
- Never mind rotation when your back up 9 is as gash as Charlie Davies compared to Joe simpson, he shouldnt be in -- Punter No1
- He is a 100% different, 100% more pleasant person this year on radio -- Dayton from Nebraska
- My Jessica Simpson jeans are too big now! The key to J.Simp jeans is that he is inside making snide comments about your weight. -- Ariana Freeman
- Somewhere he is yelling at Hosmer for diving towards first base. -- Necessary Ari
- only because I can guess who the comment is about -- Nicole Strofe
- by Maurice Herzog "Quite simply the best mountaineering book ever written" says Joe Simpson -- Modasar Rasul
- Life can deal you an amazing hand. Do you play it steady, bluff like crazy or go all in? Joe Simpson, Touching the Void -- Maurice Matthews
- Always love seeing joe simpson -- cindy viru
- 85-year-old Joe Simpson entranced at Oyster River HS, he was discussing his three most important topics: (1/3) -- FostersDailyDemocrat
- Joe Simpson took that picture of me last week. ;) -- angie everhart
- One More Joe Simpson named MLB Commissioner -- Garrett Spain
- Youngs should be nowhere near this team. Where is Joe Simpson? -- Chris Alfred
- Acabo de terminar de ver el mejor documental que vi en mi vida "The Beckoning Silence" basado en el libro de Joe Simpson... Impresionante -- Roffi
- Shame Joe Simpson's not getting a look-in for England at 9. Been superb this season -- Nick West
- Reading 'Touching the Void' by Joe Simpson. Winner of 1989 NCR Book Award. True story climbing West Face of Siula Grande, Peruvian Andes -- Melissa
- Somewhere he is thinking "this Newcomb guy might be pretty good if we can just teach him to pitch to contact" -- Franklin Rabon
- thanks buddy hope you're killin it at Cabrini -- Matt Cioeta
- . when you think you are badass. Peep Joe Simpson. I've run mountains and deserts and thought I suffered. -- Dom Repta
- This is Funny! Nick Lachey outs Joe Simpson? - Vancouver Sun -- Kuniye Hattam
- Joe Simpson's charming accent makes his descriptions of a really shitty day in the mountain seem perfectly commonplace. -- Raw American Power
- 63' Just like Dan Robson last week at London Irish, Joe Simpson has made a real impact from the bench so far today -- Wasps
- Love u Joe Simpson -- donna lynn sampson
- Death would be like a kind of sleep, a sleep without dreams. Joe Simpson - Touching The Void -- BoOM
- If you haven't watched or read by Joe Simpson, you must check it out right now! Will change your perspective on life -- Cain Able
- In London for 10th anniversary seminar & launch of Joe Simpson's new political book hope to see lots of NG1 there -- Colin Noble
- Someone had better write some Diana Ross / Joe Simpson Thanksgiving awkwardness fan fiction asap. -- Dot Gov
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