Joe Simpson

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American, Manager (Famous from father of Jessica and Ashlee Simpson)
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Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 1 star rating he is directly responsible for encouraging this kind of behavior. He's been an embarrassment for Braves fans awhile now. --
  • 2 star rating he is a whiny ass. I'm glad he had to sit there and watch Harper celebrate winning the division at Turner --
  • 3 star rating Joe Simpson gets to call again???? He is a dreadful, bitter announcer w/Atlanta. --
  • 4 star rating haha you're right. But joe Simpson is BY FAR the worse ever --
  • 4 star rating I think Paul Byrd is going to take Joe Simpson's job next season. --
  • 3 star rating Paul Byrd is so unbearable. Like compared to Joe Simpson he is unbearable --
  • 1 star rating Paul Byrd as a replacement for he is like Ryan Doumit for Justin Upton. Unfortunately both of those have happened this year --
  • 5 star rating If anyone is trying to get in contact please refrain from using my phone number, with that you can reach me via facebook DM or via email. --
  • 1 star rating Line of the day from my friend JD RE: Orioles game, "Ughh Joe Simpson your voice is Ambien transformed into sound waves.!" --
  • 2 star rating Really enjoying Joe Simpson on the TBS broadcasts. One of the best. Miss hearing him on Braves TBS games. --
  • 4 star rating Do you think he is watching this game, or is he just ~done~ --
  • 1 star rating Why do they have Joe Simpson broadcast nationally televised games. All he ever does is talk about the Braves lol. --
  • 1 star rating LOL. Joe Simpson trying to find the nicest way to say "why the fuck is this worthless ass, incompetent jabroni bunting?" --
  • 1 star rating It's funny how he is frustrated over Price pitching so well, but Detroit is down. Joe, you saw that 50 times with the Braves. --
  • 4 star rating Joe Simpson's anger at the pitcher win right now is my favorite --
  • 1 star rating The general sentiment according to TBS broadcaster he is no one can believe the Orioles are winning this game. EXCEPT BALTIMORE! --
  • 4 star rating He is horrible. Whatever he is saying is gibberish. --
  • 4 star rating He is acting like he never saw an opposite field HR. fucking idiot. --
  • 5 star rating Is there a mute button for Joe Simpson? --
  • 5 star rating I love hearing my home team announcer Joe Simpson doing yeoman's work during the He really knows his stuff! --
  • 1 star rating Someone tell Joe Simpson "tie goes to the runner" is a rule you use in your backyard, not in the Division Series. --
  • 4 star rating Well, at least he is still around to call some playoff baseball --
  • 3 star rating I can't believe he is allowed to call national games, let alone playoff games. --
  • 5 star rating Who the hell is Joe Simpson? --
  • 1 star rating Never mind rotation when your back up 9 is as gash as Charlie Davies compared to Joe simpson, he shouldnt be in --
  • 4 star rating He is a 100% different, 100% more pleasant person this year on radio --
  • 1 star rating My Jessica Simpson jeans are too big now! The key to J.Simp jeans is that he is inside making snide comments about your weight. --
  • 4 star rating Somewhere he is yelling at Hosmer for diving towards first base. --
  • 4 star rating only because I can guess who the comment is about --
  • 3 star rating by Maurice Herzog "Quite simply the best mountaineering book ever written" says Joe Simpson --
  • 1 star rating Life can deal you an amazing hand. Do you play it steady, bluff like crazy or go all in? Joe Simpson, Touching the Void --
  • 5 star rating Always love seeing joe simpson --
  • 1 star rating 85-year-old Joe Simpson entranced at Oyster River HS, he was discussing his three most important topics: (1/3) --
  • 4 star rating Joe Simpson took that picture of me last week. ;) --
  • 5 star rating One More Joe Simpson named MLB Commissioner --
  • 4 star rating Youngs should be nowhere near this team. Where is Joe Simpson? --
  • 5 star rating Acabo de terminar de ver el mejor documental que vi en mi vida "The Beckoning Silence" basado en el libro de Joe Simpson... Impresionante --
  • 3 star rating Shame Joe Simpson's not getting a look-in for England at 9. Been superb this season --
  • 5 star rating Reading 'Touching the Void' by Joe Simpson. Winner of 1989 NCR Book Award. True story climbing West Face of Siula Grande, Peruvian Andes --
  • 2 star rating Somewhere he is thinking "this Newcomb guy might be pretty good if we can just teach him to pitch to contact" --
  • 5 star rating thanks buddy hope you're killin it at Cabrini --
  • 2 star rating . when you think you are badass. Peep Joe Simpson. I've run mountains and deserts and thought I suffered. --
  • 4 star rating This is Funny! Nick Lachey outs Joe Simpson? - Vancouver Sun --
  • 1 star rating Joe Simpson's charming accent makes his descriptions of a really shitty day in the mountain seem perfectly commonplace. --
  • 1 star rating 63' Just like Dan Robson last week at London Irish, Joe Simpson has made a real impact from the bench so far today --
  • 5 star rating Love u Joe Simpson --
  • 3 star rating Death would be like a kind of sleep, a sleep without dreams. Joe Simpson - Touching The Void --
  • 1 star rating If you haven't watched or read by Joe Simpson, you must check it out right now! Will change your perspective on life --
  • 1 star rating In London for 10th anniversary seminar & launch of Joe Simpson's new political book hope to see lots of NG1 there --
  • 3 star rating Someone had better write some Diana Ross / Joe Simpson Thanksgiving awkwardness fan fiction asap. --

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