Joe Perry

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American, Musician (Famous from Aerosmith)
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  • 1 star rating "Billie [guitar] is a beautiful instrument. First off, it's a BB King 'Lucille' guitar...." Joe Perry of Aerosmith --
  • 4 star rating Is riff raff really fucking Katy Perry? Joe Perry rolling right now --
  • 3 star rating Also, if you don't think he is the most talented member of Aerosmith, we probably can't be friends. --
  • 5 star rating He is god of guitar --
  • 3 star rating Fun fact: Aerosmith's song 'Cryin' is abt. Joe Perry's first horse that betrayed him --
  • 5 star rating He is cooler than you --
  • 4 star rating 1950 - Joe Perry, Aerosmith's resident guitar god, is ... --
  • 3 star rating There s very few bands around now who have the same attitude as Aerosmith ~ Joe Perry --
  • 5 star rating It s really confusing me --
  • 4 star rating guitarist Joe Perry, says he is confident the band will new material --
  • 5 star rating "When I plug in my guitar and play it really loud...that's my shot of adrenaline, and there's nothing like it." Joe Perry - Aerosmith --
  • 1 star rating I plug in my guitar and play it really loud. That's my shot of adrenaline. (Belated) Happy Birthday to Aerosmith's Joe Perry! --
  • 1 star rating Shit My Mum Says: 'Steven Tyler's never been pretty, but Joe Perry looks bloody good for his age, dun't 'e?' - my mum is 68 :) --
  • 5 star rating Excellent from Joe Perry again tonight as he wins 6-4 against Mark Allen. I'll say it again but he really has hit form this week in York. --
  • 1 star rating Good starts to the season for Mark Selby, Joe Perry and Rob Milkins, but Mark Allen is out of Oz after losing to Mark Joyce --
  • 1 star rating LEVEL! An entertaining match is unfolding between David Gilbert and Joe Perry, who are currently locked at 2-2! --
  • 5 star rating Ha! I commented Joe Perry, got a reply to 'he hopes' he'd be on Howard Stern. Lo and behold the comment is deleted...and look whose on Monday! --
  • 3 star rating Joe Perry, I just wanna have a really good conversation and hold your hand is that too much to ask. --
  • 5 star rating Joe perry is my life --
  • 5 star rating he is Jimmy Page Re/Incarnation --
  • 2 star rating Joe Perry's chest is a little scary. Over tanned and hairless; looks like unappetizing lunch meat. Gag. --
  • 4 star rating Was Joe Perry *really* pissed off when you became a judge on Idol? --
  • 5 star rating That being said, Joe Perry's got great hair --
  • 5 star rating I've had a crush on the awesome and most hottest rock star, Joe Perry of since I was 6!! --
  • 4 star rating 1950 - Joe Perry, Aerosmith's resident guitar god, is ... --
  • 2 star rating In every photo I've seen of Joe Perry, it looks like someone is holding a small turd under his nose. --
  • 4 star rating So who wants to take me to Joe Perry's book signing tomorrow?! --
  • 5 star rating Thank u so much joe perry for being there for me when I needed someone means a lot. Can't believe Aerosmith is still rocking out there --
  • 2 star rating really loving your book. Fun to take a fresh listen to old Aerosmith AND Joe Perry Project...killer band! --
  • 5 star rating Joe Perry's autobiography that is all --
  • 5 star rating 80's he is just --
  • 1 star rating CNN in a nutshell: Aerosmith's Joe Perry talks about losing his baby brother 5 days after child's birth, reporter is smiling. --
  • 5 star rating He is the work of a necromancer. --
  • 5 star rating I need that picture of slash, Steven tyler and joe perry on canvas for my room, so if anyway wants to get me a present, you know what --
  • 5 star rating Joe Perry, Metallica in the parade and Train is the last song we hear!? lawl I love my team but... --
  • 5 star rating He is bae. --
  • 5 star rating If Joe Perry's autobiography is on the NYT bestseller list for 2 weeks now, I really got to ask what it takes to write a bestseller. --
  • 5 star rating Random observation: Joe Perry Project's 1980 debut is the best Aerosmith(related album) since Rocks, and superior to all reunion(85-) stuff. --
  • 5 star rating I want to take poker seriously and make a documentary of the rise and fall of my texas hold em career. Titled "All In" A Joe Perry Original --
  • 5 star rating Me: Steve Perry is at game 7! D: I hate him Me: What!? Why? D: I just do. Wait, who s the guitarist from Aerosmith? Me: Joe Perry *sigh* --
  • 5 star rating I really wish I can play guitar but my fingers are not fast enough to hit the chords. :'( I really wanted to be like Joe Perry. That sucks! --
  • 5 star rating Aerosmith's Joe Perry Refutes Deflategate, Says Tom Brady Is 'Best Quarterback in the League': Aerosmith will be ending its summer "B... --
  • 5 star rating Music Stars Look Back at 1984: Ricky Martin on Being 'Spoiled' in Menudo, Melle Mel on the Irony of 'White Lines,' Joe Perry on Reuniting... --
  • 2 star rating AEROSMITH's JOE PERRY: What's Important In STEVEN TYLER's Life Is Different From What's - t,co/2aRxi3I0Cg --
  • 4 star rating Who is Joe Perry and does he charge by the minute for his calls? --
  • 5 star rating Eu e o crush "O livro do joe perry é foda" "Prefiro do slash" "Mas vc nunca leu o d perry" "Me empresta dps?" UÉ, VC NAO PREFERIA O DO SLASH --
  • 3 star rating "He's so dirty, who wants to eat from him?" grandma talking about Joe Perry from Aerosmith --
  • 5 star rating once again proving that he is the real deal and hands down the coolest guitarist around! Love Ya man! --
  • 5 star rating Joe Perry and I have so many parallels in life! --

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